Panda Warrior: Can I say my next dare?
Me: You had two?
Panda Warrior: Yeah. I dare Fumu to confess that-
Fumu: (runs into closet)
Ribbon; What the-?
Me: I'll take care of this. GET OUT OF MY PLUSHIE CLOSET, FUMU!
Fumu: NO!
13 minutes later...
Me: (holding Fumu with a lasso) Okay, she's out.
Captain Vul: So you want her to confess that?
Panda Warrior: ..that she loves MK.
Fumu & MK: ...
Fumu: Okay, I like him!
Panda Warrior: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?
Escargon: Plane's here.
Me: Sweet! (picks up stuffed gila monster)
Lumina: Who's that?
Me: Larry, my Gila monster.
(We're now on the plane)
Me: Hello, this is your Captain speaking.
Flygon Rider: This is your other captain speaking.
Me: If you look to your left, you'll see a cow duct-taped to the wall. Don't worry, it's dead.
Flygon Rider: If you look to your right, you see a stuffed moose head.
Me: Seatbelts should be on, otherwise we'll classify you as suicidal and 100% certified cuckoo-bonkers.
Flygon Rider: Triforce Kitten and kitzykat will tell you when you can move around the cabin and be your flight attendants.
Me: Also, Larry has chosen your favorite music for the flight.
Flygon Rider: How a stuffed animal can do that, we haven't a clue. We'll also be walikng around the cabin to say hello.
Me: As soon as we get the #$%ing autopilot to work.
Both: Have a nice flight!
DeDeDe: Ah, this is the life! Watching TV and eating junk food.
Bun: You always do that.
Triforce Kitten: After a really long fit of cursing, Storm and Flygon Rider got the autopilot to work.
Adeline: Oh, sweet! It's the perfect thing to draw!
Ado: Alright! (runs off to the window)
kitzykat: Knew they were twins. You owe me a buck, Storm.
Me: Awwwww.
Adeline: This s great! Just the beautiful sky, clods, and...HOLY COW!
Ado: I don't think cows live at this altitude.
Mace Knight: No, look!
(botsgal is flying on a hang-glider to the plane)
botsgal: (jumps through window) I got dares. I want Meta and Fumu to kiss, and for Knuckle Joe to look up Sirica's dress.
Broom King: (sarcastically) I guess one of us has to trip her.
Sirica: (grabs out sword/chainsaw/gun thing) Die, pervert! (starts chasing him)
Fumu: (kisses Meta on the cheek)
Flygon Rider: Oh, that reminds me!
Everyone except Broom King and Sirica: What?
Flygon Rider: I want Sirica to teach Kirby to use a gun.
Me: She's kinda busy.
Sirica: (covered in straw and splinters) Not anymore.
Half an Hour Later
Sirica: Okay, so hold onto this part and pull. (dives into bunker)
Kirby: Poyokay! (Shoots like crazy and destroys the plane)
Me: We're gonna crash!
BOOSH!
Me: Ow.