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Sora: We do now move on!

Me: Don't make me mad! I'm as happy and hyperactive as Selphie by the way!

Roxas: I wonder if the teddybear 'someone' gave you is the because

Me: Close, but still

Ven: Get the hell out of my story!

Sora: Vanitas! Ven is yelling at me!

Vanitas: You mean big brother, Ventus. You okay now Sora?

Ven: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Sora: Jealous are the key of everything

The Getaway

"Vanitas" I said, why? Why was he there?

"So, I guess my little cousin recognized me" he said with his psycho voice, I hate it

"What are ya doing here?"

"Just came to say 'hello' to ya"

"Really, why did ya come? Is everything alright?"

"Not really, man" he looked down

"Whassit?"

"It's uncle Cloud. He left a few weeks ago. Now Roxas's alone! He's livin' with some friends of 'im. All orphans. Ya have to come back"

"What? Why? I cannot leave. The dance is comin' and–"

"And? Are ya gonna take Aqua or what? Yer brothers need ya!"

"Brothers? Ya mean–"

"Roxas and Sora"

"But, they don't know each other"

"Now they do, Sora moved on to Twilight Town and they met there"

"Did ya tell 'em?"

"They found it out by their owns! Now move yer ass! We have to go back to Twilight Town with yer brothers!"

"There's no way you're taking me there" I turned back my way Aqua

"Wanna bet?"

"You suck"

"Shut up!"

"Vanitas, why the hell am I in a dog's jail?"

"Hey, cousin. That's a pretty big dog's box! Ya shouldn't be barking!"

"I am not a dog!"

"Yeah, right!"

"Not in that sense!"

"Okay, ya know what to do! If ya talk, you'll never see the light again, got it memorized?"

"How long have you spend with Axel?"

"The long as I need to got that memorized"

After we got out of the airport, we got onto a car, a big car, I could recognize that Lexus everywhere I go, that was Axel's red Lexus, his baby.

"Hey, Axel! Where do ya think Rox is?"

"Wherever Naminé is! Look, dude, we better get Ven with him before he gets on another depression!"

"Another?" my brother is depress and no one tells me!

"Yeah, pretty big since Xion died"

"When did Xion die!"

"Vanitas, you didn't tell him that either?"

"Forgot, now let's move yer ass! Yer brothers are waiting! It's almost Christmas!"

"Sora is searching a mistletoe, so if somebody wants to give 'im something, give him a mistletoe and put him with Kairi under it. He'll even make you dinner!"

"Sora doesn't know how to cook!" I screamed, still on the box

"I taught him!"

"Vanitas, you suck cooking!"

"Larxene helped me!"

"Damn you! She's flirting with ya, isn't she?" Axel ask with a killing grin

"I thought she was flirting with me!"

"Say that again and I'll get ya out of the jail"

"Box" Axel grown

"Whatever"

"Larxene was flirting with me. Why did you wanna hear that?"

"Here it comes!" he laughed like a psycho, again

"WTF?"

Suddenly, Axel started burning, he had fire everywhere, meanwhile, my cousin was still laughing. Axel's green eyes showed fury and jealous. I got out of the box and I try to hide or ran out the car, but Axel tackled me on the ground. He punched me on my face

"Not in the face! I'm an actor!"

"We all are" Vanitas answered

"Who cares?"

He kept punching me, I'm not a good fighter. Sora and Roxas are. They always fought with the ones who were always bulling them, even if Wakka was Sora's friend, they used to fight. As Roxas with Seifer, they have never liked each other. I remember how he ended up crying and telling Naminé to never talk to him. EVER!

That make me realize how much I missed my brothers. I've never been with both of them at the same time. My parents; Aerith and Cloud were not so rich and not so poor, and as my brothers were born, my parents fought more than usual. One day, my mother took me and my brothers, she was gonna take us to another place, but my dad found out, so he took Roxas, and my mother kept Sora. As we were three, and they were just two, my parents decided that it'll be the best for me if I spend 6 months in Twilight Town, with my dad and Roxas, and then, the other 6 months with my mom and Sora in Destiny Islands.

My parents got divorced, it actually didn't bother me at all. Everything has a reason, and I thank my parents they have done that, because if they haven't, I would've never met Terra or Aqua. I met Terra because he was my neighbor, and Riku's big stepbrother. Quistis and Rinoa lived together (as friends), Riku's father died months before he was born, and Terra's was an abusive man so Rinoa left him. Terra became instantly in my best buddy. And there's when I met Aqua, I thank my lil' brother Sora because of that. When he was 6 he took Kairi home for dinner, he just met her and invited her! Anyways, Tifa, Kairi's mother, didn't want Kairi to go alone, so she send Aqua to take care of her little sister. Then I met her, in the most stupid way I've ever think it's possible.

But that's other story that I would like to let it for the end. Back to the big fight, Axel kept punching me and Vanitas driving as the psycho he is. Scaring all the people on the street, we finally got to the orphan or "Organization XIII" building. Don't ask about the name, Axel and Xigbar made it up. After Axel apologized for his jealousy attacks. Once we got in, my biggest nightmare came in, Aqua's evil and feminist enemy, the number 11 in the Organization, the meanest girl in the whole Town. The blonde who has ruined a lot of people's lives, especially Axel's. And the girl who stole Axel's heart in the weirdest way.

Larxene Struganov. *Friday 13th's soundtrack*

Me: Yeah, that's all. I'm sorry I'm late with this but I'm kinda busy

Kairi: Um, where are the boys?

Naminé: Fighting over Scott Pilgrim, Sonic and Harry Potter

Aqua: Weirdos

Sora: Scott Pilgrim is a lot better!

Riku: Damn no! Have you seen Sonic? Scott Pilgrim cannot run like him!

Roxas: Shut the fuck up! Harry Potte could kill you both before you could even say "holy mother of crap!"

Sora: So what? Have you seen how Scott get the girls? With Kim, Knives, Envy and Ramona! Super hot chicks!

Kairi: You damn chick freak!

Sora: Freak 'bout you, babe!

Kairi: Oh, you sweet spiky brunette! *hugs him and kiss his chest while dragging him to her room and locking the door*

Roxas: How can't I have something like that? *Naminé slaps him*

Me: Don't ask. Now Marry Christmas Every One!

ALL: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sora: REVIEW IF YOU WANT SANTA IN YOUR HOUSE!

Me: WTHF?

Sora: Christmas Spirit!