Disclaimer: Do I own this crap? Just the plot!
Ven: Why is my story crap?
Me: Because I say so
Larxene: Do not start again!
Kairi: I've been waiting since last year for this chapter! I finally appear!
Sora: Not for much, darling
Kairi: Wanna start?
Naminé: STOP! I have one fucking trauma and I need to get over it!
Sora: Was it really that big?
Selphie: You have no idea!
Accidents Always Happen In That Building
"Honey, I thought you wouldn't come back!"
"Me?" Vanitas, Axel and I exclaimed in unison
"Yes, you"
"Which one of us, Larx?" Axel said with fire in his eyes
"All of you, darling" she ran her fingers through his spiky red hair and he moaned loudly
"Um, hey Larxene" I mumbled
"Oh, hey Ventus. How's my favorite blonde?"
"I thought yer favorite blonde was yer brother"
"That jerk? You serious? I mean, Hayner is an idiotic ass"
"Oh, I see"
Suddenly, two boys came out of nowhere pushing Larxene into Axel. The boys started laughing, both blondes. The taller one took a camera out of a little violet purse, which was obviously not his.
"Smile, Larxene!" a big flash blinded us
"Oh, YOU! YOU ARE BOTH DEATH!" Larxene stood up a took a blade out of her hair
"Hey, relax Larx! You wouldn't hurt your little brother, would you?" the other boy asked
"Wanna bet, baby bro?" she put the blade near to his neck
"Is this usual?" I whispered to the boy with the camera
"More than wut ya think"
"Scary"
"Ya have no idea"
"C'mon Larx! Relax! Is it really necessary to kill yer bro right now? We need to win tut skateboard challenge! I mean, it wasn't that bad, was it?"
"Hard to admit, but Blondie Romeo is right, for once in a lifetime" she went back to her spot
"Since when am I the Blondie Romeo?"
"Since Brunette Romeo became a real Romeo"
"Stop talking about Romeos!" a female voice shout, it was a red-headed girl with blue big eyes, almost violet. Her hair went down to her shoulders, I could recognize that face everywhere...
"K-Kairi? Kairi Marly LeVounge Lockhart?" I asked, she looked at me and a smile reached her face with a big happy fangirl-scream, she covered her mouth with her hands
"Oh My Gosh! You're kidding, right?"
"Does it seem like I'm kidding, Lindsay Lohan?"
"I'm not an alcoholic girl, Ben Stiller!" she ran into me and hugged me
"Could someone tell me where did my boxers go?" an angry voice shouted from one of the bedrooms
"Um, Kairi? Who's this guy?" the blonde and tall boy asked
"I cannot believe it! You're back! Hope ya stay here for more long!" she didn't let go
"My lil' brotaught ya how to speak as a real Destiny Girl, am I wrong?"
"Ya know me too well!"
"Does someone care 'bout my question?"
"Not really" Axel whispered
"I heard ya!"
"Whatever!"
"Wait! I've got a plan, ya wanna see Naminé?" Kairi asked me
"She's here too?"
"Of course! But first, ya have to meet someone!"
"Whossit?"
Kairi took a deep breath and then screamed to heaven's ears. Then, out of no where, a brunette boy ran into the room with a worried look in his face
"KAIRI? What's wro– NO FUCKING WAY!" the boy grinned as he saw me, it couldn't be anyone but...
"Wut's up, Sora?"
"VENTUS!" the boy ran into me and hugged me as how he only could do, except from...
"V-Ventus?" the tall blonde exclaimed
"Man, ya grew up!"
"Is that really you?"
"Who else would I be? And I thought I wouldn't even recognize ya...
...Roxas"
Me: For whoever who has watched 'The Little Fockers', next chapter has a lot of that stuff!
Roxas: Do NOT make me have a bulge in my pants again!
Me: Wanna bet?
Roxas: DO NOT!
Me: Naminé?
Naminé: Yeah? *looks at Roxas* OMFG! ROXAS NOT AGAIN!
Roxas: Wha-? *looks at the bulge* OMFFG!
Kairi: ROXAS GOT WET AGAIN!
Ven: Review my dear fangurls! Just review!