This was supposed to only be one song but yeah, I have been waiting to right this song J .
We4ll you who have read this before band are excited for this actually, you can thank Zenophobia, who actually subscripted to this story… Which is weird because well…. It was only supposed to be one chapter. But yeah…
Miss-Jessi-Pon
(Well here we go.)
Well to say no one expected this when Allen and Lavi stumbled up the stage that night of Kanda's late birthday party. You see to get Kanda to go downstairs for his Birthday you had to do it a day where no one suspected it.
Lavi: W-How's! Hiya Allen's!
Allen: Hi La-Vi!
Lavi: You wanna goes for a rides?
Allen: On Who?
By this every guy in the black Order blushed. Well except one and that one was the they were talking about.
Lavi: On him!
And Lavi pointed- yes pointed- at none other than an extremely annoyed Kanda Yuu.
Allen: Lenalee is a bitch, she is just a witch.
People looked at Allen unexpectedly, probably because they never expected the boy to swear… EVER.
Lavi: I really hate her, why does Yuu wanna date her?
Allen: BaKanda's such a man! I'd do all I cans!
Lavi: Just to do him!
Allen: Yes!
Both: We wanna screw him!
Now everyone stared at Kanda who was so far unaffected . Some stared in Jealousy and Envy, others in surprise.
Lavi: She's such a bitch I'm gunna scratch her eyes out!
Crowd: Oh….
Allen: I have dreamed about Kanda being on top my bed and we kiss and we screw like we're sweethearts!
Kanda's eyes suddenly widened at Bean-sprouts last confession. And everyone found the boy innocent.
Lavi: But that Lenalee's a slut with her cute little butt, and I guess Kanda likes boobs smaller than mine!
Everyone laughed at this because Lavi was of course Man and very skinny, therefore he didn't have boobs.
Allen: And I cry! Everyday! Cuz straight-up that bitch is in my way! Oo~ Lenalee is a bitch, she is just a witch!
Lavi: I really hate her! Why does Yuu wanna date her?
Allen: BaKanda's such a man! I'd do All. I. Can.
Lavi: Just to do him, we wanna screw him!
"Well, At least everone at the party was drunk and Lenalee was not around," Lavi thought quietly.
Lavi: When I see her I will knee her!
Allen: Oo-oo-oo!
Lavi: I will Punch her and I'll crunch her!
Allen: Oh~ Oh yes!
By now everyone in the order left the cafeteria since the time was nearing mid-night and everyone was tired. But unknown to them someone also had come in as sober as ever, since they did not go to the party.
Lavi: Hey Allen!
Allen: What La-Vi?
Lavi: Look who's over there!
Allen: Well if it isn't Lenalee without Kanda and her stupid clipboard to!
Lavi: Hey Lena it's us! Come over here!
Allen: Right here missy!
When she came over she greeted them and they began to beat her up.
Allen: You little slut! You hooker! You bitch! Claw your eye's out! Kanda's mine!
Lavi: Oops sorry… Let's get the hell out of here…
Allen looked down at the now unconscious Lenalee.
Allen: Yeah… let's go.
They went upstairs to their rooms and fell asleep and everyone forgot what happened yesterday and everyone was especially surprised to find Lenalee beat into a bloody pulp and unconscious. She didn't wake up until a week later. When she tried to tell everyone that Allen and Lavi did this to her, they laughed turned around and left not believing her. Even Kanda didn't believe a word she said and immediately stopped liking her for 'lying'.
And Allen and Lavi.. They silently promised themselves to Never EVER to drink any alcohol ever again.
(Done!)
Would you believe me if I said this took me two hours to write? Well it kinda did. I forgot to do the disclaimer so…
Disclaimer: I do not own -Man or the song used.
The song is actually Barbie is a Bitch. I keep getting inspired by Youtube video's. I know what your saying while hitting your computer, "What the hell what happened to I serve because He Saved Me?" Well to answer that question I'm going on a two week trip with my family and have no way to write, but I can still write the story. I'm leaving for the trip in a few days…
Miss-Jessi-Pon…