episode 1, pt. 2
"Welcome back to Whose Line: Anime Style! The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. So, basically, you'll never see the points, just like you'll never see Inuyasha doing something smart." Inuyasha just glared at me. "Now we're gonna go to a game called Three-Headed Broadway Star. This one is for Miroku and Inuyasha, and I have to go to the audience 'cause we're outta guys." I grabbed a microphone and went into the audience. I smiled slyly when I saw a man sitting in the second row, an x-shaped scar on his forehead... "You," I said, pointing to him. He pointed to himself questionably. "Yup. Come with me." The guy stood up and walked over to the stage with me.
I sat down at my desk. "Okay, guys, this is Scar, am I right?" Scar nodded. "Good. So in this game, Miroku, Inuyasha, and Scar are gonna sing a made-up song one line at a time, and they're gonna do it as a strange three-headed Broadway star. So, now I need from the audience an unlikely name for a musical." I heard someone yell, "Cheese!" and the audience cracked up. "Alright, then, Cheese. And what would be the hit song from Cheese?" There were many requests for this one, but one I heard was, "'Smile for the Camera!' Okay, I like that. And for the music, we have on piano, my friend, InuChick155!" The audience applauded as she waved. "Okay, so whenever you guys are ready, let's hear 'Smile for the Camera' from the hit Broadway musical, Cheese." InuChick began playing a slow tune, beginning the game. I could see Scar sweatdrop. Heh, heh...
Miroku: I
Inu: love
Scar: how
Miroku: you
Inu: smile
S: When
M: I
I: look
S: at
M: you
I: I
S: don't
M: know
I: how
S: I
M: could
I: live
S: Without
M: your
I: smile
S: Your
M: beautiful
I: smile
S: ...girl
M: When
I: I
S: smile
M: your
I: teeth
S: glisten
M: ...Bling!
I: ...Your
S: mouth
M: is
I: beautiful
S: and
M: so
I: full
S: of
M: glistening
I: light
S: from
M: your
I: teeth
S: So
M: smile
I: ...White
S: For
M: For
all: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bzz!
Scar put his head in his hand, embarrassed that he had just done something so stupid. I smiled proudly. "Thanks for humi-- I mean playing. Thanks, Scar," I said as he walked away muttering something. Miroku and Inuyasha went to their seats laughing. "Okay, y'know what? Thousand points to Scar for putting up with these two idiots." The others laughed.
"...Hey!" Inuyasha shouted.
"Anyway, let's do a game now called Newsflash. This is for Sango, Kagome, and Miroku." Sango and Kagome set out two stools on the stage and sat on them. Miroku took a microphone from my desk and walked off to the side of the stage, standing in front of a green-screen. "So the way this game works is, Sango and Kagome are news reporters who are talking to field reporter Miroku. Miroku, the whole time, is gonna be standing in front of something called a green-screen, and something is gonna be projected onto it. The thing is, Miroku can't see what's behind him, but everyone else can, so Kagome and Sango have to give Miroku hints about where he is, and by the end of the game, he's gotta guess. So, whenever you guys are ready, go ahead."
Sango and Kagome turned to each other and started talking quietly. "And you said yes?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah!" replied Sango. The two squealed in excitement before realizing they were on. "Oh! Um, we interrupt to bring you this important message."
"We now take you to the field with our faithful reporter, Miroku," Kagome went on. "Miroku, how ya doin' over there?"
Miroku took on a panicky expression, having no idea it wasn't worth his time, because he couldn't see that taking place behind him were the funniest moments from the series (Inuyasha, not Whose Line). "Well," he said, "I think I'd be lucky to make it outta here alive, ladies!" At that moment, Inuyasha smacked into the barrier from episode... I think it was 63? Yeah, 63.
"Ooh!" Sango exclaimed.
"Ouch," Kagome added in.
"Uh, Miroku, do you have any idea how all this started?" asked Sango.
"W-Well, uh... this- this.. I'm not sure what this is, but I think it's the result of a Sakura and Ino catfight." The girls laughed as he went on. "Now as you can see, it's escalated into this!" Kagome accidentally sat Inuyasha in the second episode behind Miroku, and he fell out of a tree onto his face.
"Oh, that had to hurt!" said Kagome.
"Yeah, and you would know," Sango laughed. Kagome laughed as well, then turned to the audience with a look that clearly stated she was ticked. Sango went on as the scene grew into an entire montage of sits. "So, Miroku, are you confused at all?"
"Uhmm..."
"OHH!"
"N-Not at the moment, no."
"Well--" Sango laughed. "Well, um, I'm a little puzzled. I think I'll need to sit down and take a minute to think."
"Oohhh!" Yeah, that was me.
Miroku glanced around the studio. "Y'know, I think I might join ya there, Sango." All of a sudden, a baby peed on his face in the background. Sango made a disgusted sound.
Kagome's eye twitched. "Ew."
"Miroku please tell me you wiped that off before you came here," said Sango.
Now Miroku was confused. "Uh... sure...?"
Sango sighed, relieved. "Good." By then, Inuyasha was hopping after Kilala and Shippo maniacally in ep. 65. Back at his seat, Inuyasha was beyond humiliated.
"Have you ever seen such a sight, Miroku?" Kagome asked.
"I, um... I do not know, Kagome. I'll have to get back to you on that one." Inuyasha then threw himself on Shippo. Poor little guy must be scarred for life. The scene behind Miroku ended with one more 'sit' before cutting to Sango's big scene in ep. 135. I pity you if you don't know what I'm talking about.
Ha! Kidding.
Still...
Sango buried her face in her hands as Kagome silently laughed her head off, watching her friend nuzzle Inuyasha. "Miroku, um--" She cracked up again before going on. "Did you ever get the feeling that this might have hurt the engagement?"
Miroku sighed and shook his head. "Ladies, lemme tell ya something: I look back at this and get that feeling every time."
Bzz!
The scene on the green-screen went on, just for everyone's enjoyment... Okay, mostly mine. "Miroku, do you have any idea what's going on behind you?" I laughed.
Miroku looked confused for about half a second. "I think it's really funny stuff Inuyasha did."
"Yeah, close enough. It's funny stuff from the show."
Sango and Kagome put back the stools, Miroku returned the microphone, and the three went back to their seats.
I continued laughing for a moment. "I feel so bad for Kohaku," I sighed. Sango put her head in her hand again. "Uhh, thousand points to everyone who was just humiliated."
"Awww," Kagome smiled.
I did the same. "Yeah, see how sweet I am?"
"Yeah, notice she only does this after totally embarrassing us," Inuyasha pointed out.
I gave him a look. "Well when ya put it like that! I mean at least I made up for it. My intentions were pure." I put my hands together and bowed my head.
Inuyasha just rolled his eyes and muttered, "Jerk."
"I heard that!" I shot back.
"Oh yeah? Then what'd I say?"
My eyes widened. "Uhmmm... let's go on now to a game called Party Quirks! This one's for all four of you." Sango stood up and went back down to the stage. Miroku, Kagome, and Inuyasha each picked up a card that lay next to their seat. "So in this game, Sango is gonna be hosting a party, and the others are gonna come in one at a time. But the trick is, they've each been given a weird trait or identity that they have to act out, and Sango has to guess what they are." Back at the others' seats, Kagome laughed, Miroku put his head in his hands, and Inuyasha's face went pale before they went to the side of the stage. I laughed silently. "So whenever you guys are ready, Sango, start us off."
Sango then pretended to look through what was probably a collection of DVDs or something. "65? Sure. 132? Definitely. 135?... Nah."
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
"Oh I better get that!" Sango rushed to the side of the stage and opened a door for Inuyasha to walk in. "Hey, Inuyasha, I'm really glad you could make it," she smiled.
"Uh, h-hi." Inuyasha looked at the audience and yelped. Why, you ask? Well, you might, too, if you had to act like Kagura (who was in the audience) was in love with you. Not Kagura Sohma, Kagura from Inuyasha. Anyway, he sheepishly waved into the audience before ducking behind Sango.
She gave him a strange look. "Oh-kaay."
Ding-dong!
"Whew." Sango swiped a hand across her forehead before opening the door for Miroku, who was trying to ecsape a swarm of bees flying after him. "Hi."
"Hey, Sango. (smack!) Ow!" Miroku stumbled onto the stage and bumped into Inuyasha.
Inuyasha jumped. "Oh, it's only you."
"Yeah, nice seein' you, too, Inuyasha." Miroku then attempted to shoo away one of his imaginary stalkers. "OW!"
Sango took a step away from the two. "Jeez, where's a sane friend when ya need one?"
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
"Oh, thank God," Sango sighed in relief before answering the door one more time. "Kagome, I am so glad you made it, I didn't think you were gonna come!"
"Of course you're glad I could make it," Kagome responded in a snotty tone. Hey, wouldn't you if you were Sharpay from High School Musical?
Sango gave her a strange look. "Uhh, Kagome...?"
Kagome pretended to take off a jacket, and flung it to Sango. "Go hang this up, wouldja? Thanks." She smiled and walked onto the stage.
"Kagome!" exclaimed Miroku. "Any chance you could help me out here?"
"Ew! No! Get away from me, you pervert!" Kagome backed away, seemingly disgusted.
"Kagome, help me!" Inuyasha squeaked before hiding behind her.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Do I have to do everything around here?" Then she shouted into the audience, "Alright, whatever you guys think he did, he didn't do it! 'Kay? Good."
"YOW!"
Sango walked over to Miroku cautiously. "Miroku, can I get you a drink or something? Y'know, whatever'll get rid of your bee problem?"
Bzz! "Yes!" I exclaimed as the audience cheered and Miroku went back to his seat.
Inuyasha took a deep breath and faced the audience. "Okay, two things: You're really startin' to creep me out with this, and just for the record, I'M TAKEN!"
"Oh-kay, um," said Sango, "Inuyasha, you hungry or anything? Maybe you wanna get something for your crazed fangirl?"
"Nnnot quite," I responded. "It's someone you know personally."
As Sango took a moment to think, Inuyasha's face was suddenly struck with fear. "You wouldn't. You couldn't! AHHH!" He then went flying backwards and landed flat on his back on the stage.
"Oh, Kagura!"
"You got it!" I smiled. Inuyasha went back to his seat, secretly relieved.
Sango looked at Kagome. "And, umm--"
"Mimimimimiiiiii..." Kagome sang out.
"And you must be a... singing control freak!"
I squinted. "So close! What's the proper name for that?"
Sango clapped her hands in realization and pointed at Kagome. "Sharpay!"
"Yes!" I hit the buzzer happily, and Kagome and Sango went back to their seats. "...Hey, Inuyasha."
"What?"
"What exactly did you mean by 'I'm taken'?"
Inuyasha's eyes widened and his face went red. "Uh... u-ummm..." Kagome glanced at him.
I stifled a small laugh. "Okay, while you ponder that, I'm gonna take a break. But when I get back, we're gonna find out who the winner is so don't go anywhere!"
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Later on, I stood on the stage with Miroku, Inuyasha, and Kagome. (I'd let the 'I'm taken' thing go.)
"Welcome back to Whose Line: Anime Style! Tonight's winner, Sango!" Sango cheered from the seat at my desk. "So, she gets to sit back and relax while the rest of us losers do my favorite game, Props!" The audience applauded. "Sango?"
Sango took out a large, half-red, half-white circle and handed it to me. "That's for you and Kagome..." I took the circle and walked back to Kagome with it. "...And, Miroku, this is for you and Inuyasha," she went on. She handed Miroku a giant white strip with spikes, kinda resembling Hakkaku's hair, and he walked with it to Inuyasha.
"So in this game," I explained, "the guys, and me and Kagome are gonna go back and forth and think of as many funny things to do with our props as we can, and we'll start with... me and Kagome."
Kagome placed the circle on the floor and watched it expactantly. "Catch anything yet?" I asked.
"Nope."
Bzz!
Miroku wore the strip around his neck like a collar and said, "Hey, Inuyasha, you been to Hot Topic recently?"
Bzz!
I held the circle in my hand, and Kagome was ducking in front of me. I threw my arm forward and shouted, "I choose you!"
Kagome popped up. "Pikachu!" she squeaked.
Bzz!
Inuyasha and Miroku started running in place, Inuyasha holding the strip on top of his head. "Wait up, Koga!"
Bzz!
I put the circle on my back as I walked away from Kagome, my back facing the audience. "Aaaaahhh, Sasuke!" she squealed.
Bzz!
Inuyasha made a growling sound similar to that of a bear. He stepped on the strip, and Miroku clamped it around his leg. He let out a fake cry of pain.
Bzz!
Kagome spun the circle in her hands as I made a siren sound, she and I running in place. Y'know, like an ambulance?
Bzz!
Miroku held the strip, spikes facing out, up to his mouth. "Which one do you want pulled, Mr. Dracula?" asked Inuyasha.
Bzz!
I held one of Kagome's arms. She was holding the circle in her other hand. I started gently shaking her back and forth. "One!" She stuck out her arm with the circle in it, then pulled it back to her side. "Two!" She repeated the action until I got up to five. That was when Sango buzzed the game over. I let go of Kagome's arm and faced the audience.
"Thanks for reading, everyone! Leave me a review, and we'll be back with more Whose Line: Anime Style!"
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just in case you couldn't tell, that last one w/ me and Kagome was supposed to be a paddleball.
oh! wait! one other thing! not only am I totally open to suggestions (as long as I recognize the anime), but you guys get to vote on the winners of the upcoming episodes! yup. first character to get ten votes wins. you'll see your choices in the next chapter. sound good? yay!
alright, review pleeeease:)