Mick walks in bruised: Hey guys something weird happened while I was at the beech.

Me: What?

Mick: I got raped by sharks.

Mara worriedly: OH MY GOSH ARE YOU OK?

Jerome looking up to god mouthing this: Thank you.

Me: Jerome you worry me.

Jerome: Oh you are just mad because you don't own house of Anubis.

Me: You're right. I'm mad because I do not own house of Anubis.

Nina: When do Fabian, Patricia, and My story start.

Me: Soon.

Alfie: JUST START ALREADY!

Me: Ok.

I heard Mara crying and raced in worried. "Mara what's wrong."

"Mick" She cried into my shoulder.

Note to self kill Mick.

"It's ok Mara, You deserve better than Mick," I shushed her, "He doesn't want you Mara, he wants what you can give him. You didn't give it to him so he dumped you, same thing happened with Amber."

"You're right Jerome," Mara cheered up, "Thanks"

She kissed me on the cheek and raced off. I stood there holding where she kissed my cheek. I was smiling like the Joker. I still had one problem getting back at Mick.

Miniature sharks Nah they wouldn't rape Mick for them to do that they would have to have years of training. I know exactly what to do I thought.

12 A.M.

I snuck out of my room down the stairs very quietly. I was going to pull my prank on Mick, he slept in his underwear so I was going to put him in one of the classrooms with out his blanket. I did it quietly and slowly. Careful not to make a sound to alarm Victor. I put him in the Theatre class.

Next day around Noon.

I sat in Theatre waiting for Mick to wait up.

"To be or not to be That is the question" Mr. Winkler quoted Shakespeare.

At that point Mick stood up in his briefs. I could not resist.

"Mr. Winkler, I think the real question has just been answered Boxer…" I paused cracking up "Or briefs."

There was a loud roar of laughter from the students. Mr. Winkler just stood there confused and turned around.

"MICK PUT SOME CLOTHES ON BOY" The theatre teacher yelled

Mick just stood there blushing a cherry red. He raced out the door to Anubis House. I followed him there.

We got to the house and I made a bad joke after he got his clothes on.

"Hey Mick nice not so tidy or whitey tidy-whitey" I joked.

He punched me "Don't ever embarrass me again. Don't ever do that again."

I swung back but he caught my arm.

"Oh Jerome you're gonna pay." Mick yelled grabbing a base ball bat.

He struck me with it and I screamed as pain shot through my body I heard bones cracking.

Mara's POV.

I heard a scream after I entered the house and decided to check it out. It was blood curdling and desperate. I raced to the source Mick's room. I saw blood coming from Jeromes broken body on the floor. Jerome just laid there as he was being hammered by Mick. I screamed and Victor raced down stairs.

"MICK YOU JERK LEAVE JEROME ALONE" I yelled grabbing the bat.

Victor watched "Mick boy your father will not be pleased."

Mick growled "Shut it Pin head before I drop you."

I held Jerome while I gazed around the room and the blood splattered walls. Jerome was so blood y and injured you couldn't tell he was a human.

"Trudy call the hospital" I yelled frightfully.

"Don't leave me Jerome" I cried.

" I won't" Jerome said dimly.

Jerome: NO WHY DID THAT HAPPEN TO ME.

Mick: You made me look like a Donkey named Jack.

Mara: Poor Jerome come here.

Mara hugs Jerome.

Jerome mouthing to the Lord: Thank you.

Me rolls my eyes.

Jerome: Best day ever.

Mick: Back off my lady Jerome.

Mara: Don't make me do to you what you did to Jerome.

Mara grabs bat.

Me: *takes bat away.*

OK HOW DID YOU LIKE IT?

People who reviewed.

Reid-and-Review-plzz: Nice to know you liked it that much. I liked that joke also. XD

Aleprbla-Thanks for the compliment. I like writing comedically for the fact that my life is so serious that writing comedic fan fiction makes my life more fun. I know the break up was fast I write funny and my story moves fast for no apparent reason. Thanks again for the compliment.

P.S. I love your fan fiction Sneaking out past ten. I love the Jerome and Mara story.