This was made by me (Shoez) and a friend (Sox). Bold by me, bold and italic by Sox.

Author's Note: I'M BAAACK! I'm very sorry for such a long wait for any updates! I got really sick again, and my train of thought was derailed while I was recovering, and then I had to deal with ANOTHER bout of depression. Either way, I'm back, but updates are going to be slow from now on. (My train of thought isn't very good anymore and keeps getting lost and/or derailed for long periods of time.)

Disclaimer: Sox and I don't own Harry Potter or any relating characters. If any of these ways to get back at Death Eaters sound similar to already existing ways to get back at Death Eaters, it is purely coincidental. (I spelled it...again! SQUEE!) Sox and I also do not own the Imperial March from Star Wars, 'Mission Impossible', the 'I Feel Pretty' song, and anything Disney.

~*~*~Chapter Three: Getting back at the Death Eaters~*~*~

The Death Eaters all sat around the large table at Malfoy Manor, perfectly silent. All of them, including Voldemort, were still, as if they were waiting for something. After a long time the door to the room swung open dramatically, and lightning struck through the sky. It filled the room with light, shilloetting two figures standing in the doorway. Snape screamed and ducked under the table as the two figures walked into the room, thunder clapping with each step they took. Several Death Eaters began to quiver, and Lucius fainted onto the floor. The figures drew closer to the table, and Voldemort swore he could hear the Imperial March from Star Wars playing somewhere in the room...

The figures began to slowly lower their hoods like Dementors.

"Vampires?" Yaxley asked in a very small voice. The music began to grow louder the lower the figures' hoods got.

"Zombies?" Dolohov whispered to Yaxley.

"Flying baboons from Jupiter?" Draco hissed to them both.

There was a final burst of lightning, illuminating the figures again. They weren't vampires. They weren't zombies. They weren't flying baboons from Jupiter...

"EVEN WORSE!" Yaxley and Dolohov screamed, and they both jumped straight from their seats and out the window. Draco fainted onto the floor with a scream, and several masked Death Eaters ran to hide behind Voldemort, who was shaking with fear. The music was very loud now...

"Rabastan, turn that off!"

"Sorry!"

There was a click from behind Voldemort, and the music immediately stopped. Lightning flashed again, and the light showed the two figures were two girls, both with maniacal smiles on their faces.

Shoez and Sox had arrived.

"H-hi..." Rookwood mumbled.

"As you can see," Sox said, a very evil smile on her lips. "We have returned from the little 'trip' you sent us on."

"You think stuffing two people into one cardboard box and mailing them to Antarctica is funny, now, do you?" Shoez asked in a falsely sweet voice that chilled every Death Eater to the bone.

"It's your brand of humor..." Rookwood mumbled.

"Is it?" Sox asked. Rookwood's courage immediately failed, and he ducked behind Bellatrix, kicking Rodolphus out of the way.

"Getting to the point, we're back, and we're going to get revenge," Shoez said, pushing her glasses up higher onto her nose. Her eyes began to glitter, and yet again, she looked like a demented insect. "So I suggest you all run."

Without thinking, the Death Eaters all fled from the room, determined to flee to a safe location in Austrailia.

"Right, this will be about how to get back at the Death Eaters for mailing us to Antarctica!" Shoez said savagely, pulling a quill and a roll of parchment from her pocket.

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1) In the middle of the night, dye Bellatrix's hair any bright, cheery color you wish. Grey is also acceptable.

2) Transfigure Dolohov into a spoon.

3) Give Macnair photographs of hippogriffs.

4) Put Silencing Charms of Thorfinn Rowle at random times.

5) Polyjuice into Fabian and Giedon Prewett and freak Dolohov out.

6) Steal Lucius's hair care products.

7) When they try to fall alseep, blast the"I Feel Pretty" song in their ears non-stop until they go mad.

8) When they are asleep, dye all of their clothes bright pink.

9) Put a sticky note on their back that says "Avada Me!"

10) Replace their wands with fake Disney wands that are pink and fluffy.

11) Replace their Death Eater hoods with fluffy tiaras.

12) Spray paint them pink when they aren't looking.

13)Put a goat in their rooms at night without them knowing.

14) Release a snake in their rooms.

15) Spray perfume on them without them knowing.

16) Shave Narcissa's head while she's asleep and sell her hair online.

17) Lock Nagini in a closet and charm the door so that only you can open it.

18) Put a Permanent Sticking Charm on a wig and stick it on Voldemort's head.

19) Send Voldemort flowers and chocolates. Say that they are from Harry Potter.

20) Dart around the halls of Malfoy Manor suspiciously while humming "Mission Impossible" and tackle any random Death Eater that comes along.

21) Hold Draco hostage and demand that the Death Eaters pay their weight in fried chicken/chocolate in order to get him back. (Don't give him back for best effect.)

22) Dye Snape's hair any color except pink.

23) Force Voldemort and the Death Eaters to attend a tea party hosted by Shoez and Sox's demented three-year-old sister Amelia and her legion of psychopathic stuffed animals.

24) STUFF THE DEATH EATERS INTO A CARDBOARD BOX AND MAIL THEM TO ANTARCTICA AND SEE IF THEY LIKE IT!

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Shoez and Sox stared around the drawing room of Malfoy Manor, which looked as though a tornado and a huge rock concert had hit it at once. Pink Death Eaters wearing tiaras lay everywhere, Voldemort was desperatly trying to pull a bright green wig off of his head, and Bellatrix was trying to fix her hair, which was completely grey. Rodolphus and Rabastan were sitting a small table in the corner trembling while holding tiny cups of tea. The two were being stared down by several creepy-looking stuffed animals and a girl that was about four feet tall. The girl was standing on the table wearing a tiara and a cape while holding a septor, her shoulder-length black hair shining and her grey eyes glittering like Shoez's eyes did. She was also laughing maniacaly, ocasionally hitting Rodolphus and Rabastan with her secptor. A goat ran through the room while chasing a huge garden snake, and from the closet came the sound of something trying to bash its way out. Narcissa was trying to make her hair grow back, and Lucius was tearing around, looking for his shampoo. In the midst of the mess, Dolohov was nowhere to be found. All there was was a single, shiny spoon laying on the table next to a bowl of clam chowder...

In the middle of the mess stood none other than Shoez and Sox, grinning like two deranged clowns about to attack you with a balloon animal at the misfortune of the Death Eaters. Behind them there was a huge pile of fried chicken, and Draco was dragging a huge cardboard box into the room.

"Ready Shoez?" Sox asked gleefully, pulling her wand out. Shoez's eyes were alive with excitement as she drew her wand as well, and with one wave, all of the Death Eaters (Except Draco) and the spoon flew into the air and landed in the box. The lid automatically snapped shut, revealing very large writing on the side that read TO ANTARCTICA.

"Aren't you going to put me into the box?" Draco asked.

"No, silly," Shoez began. "You see, we need someone to bring the box to the post office. Hop to it, ferret!"

Groaning, Draco pushed the box out of the room while Shoez and Sox fell over laughing.

Well, there you have it! My first update in nearly four months! 8D (Read&Review)