This story was written by me, (Shoez) and my friend (Sox). Bold is by me, bold and italic is by Sox.

Disclaimer: Sox and I don't own Harry Potter or any relating characters. If any of the things people may not do to the various creatures in this chapter sound/look like already existing things you may not do to various creatures, it is purely coincidental (I SPELLED IT AGAIN! 8D). Also, Sox and I do not own:

-The Twilight Saga (Which I HATE WITH A BLOODY PASSION!)
-The 'Imperial March' from Star Wars
-Disney Princesses

~*~*~Chapter Four: Things we may not do to Nagini~*~*~

"RUN!" Sox yelped, tearing down the hallway, Shoez at her heals. Why were they running? Because Nagini, Lord Voldemort's fearsome snake, was chasing them, wearing a pretty sparkly princess dress and crown shrunken down to fit a large snake. Both girls were in a state of panic as they burst into the drawing room at Malfoy Manor, and Shoez dove onto the table and scrambled across it towards Voldemort, whose eyes had enlarged to the size of dinner plates at the sight of his two youngest and craziest Death Eaters bursting into the room looking panic-stricken. Clearly something had gone very wrong...

"HELP US, YOU CRAZY PSYCHOPATH!" Shoez screamed as she stopped in front of Voldemort, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him violently, her face inches from his.

"YOUR SNAKE HAS GONE ON A RAMPAGE!" Sox wailed, shoving Dolohov and Rookwood out of their chairs and using the chairs to block the door. The room was eerily silent as Sox continued to block the door and Shoez held onto Voldemort for dear life. The Death Eaters were all staring at the twins, their mouths hanging open, and Voldemort was staring at his reflection in Shoez's glasses.

"NAGINI! YOU MAY NOT EAT OR ATTACK MY DEATH EATERS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO TO YOU!" Voldemort yelled in Parseltounge as there was the sound of a large snake trying to bash its way into the room.

"Yessssss, masssssster..." Nagini's voice said from outside the room, and then there was the sound of a large snake slithering away. Just then, there was a huge roar from outside, and then the window smashed as a small girl of three years of age jumped through, cackling maniacally. She then ran towards the door, still laughing, and shoved all of the stuff out of the way before running out of the room.

"Oh God..." Voldemort said in a small voice as Shoez and Sox tore after the little girl, looking even more panicked than before as a giant looked into the drawing room, a look of pure rage on its face.

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1) We may not duct tape Nagini's mouth closed with, shut her in a room with gerbils, mice, and other assorted rodents and laugh at her trying to snatch them up and eat them.

2) We may not kidnap Nagini and donate her to a zoo saying that she is an escaped pet. EVER.

3) We may not replace Nagini with a Black Mamba or any other large, poisonous snake.

4) We may not see if fried snake tastes yummy.

5) We also may not allow Amelia to serve fried snake at one of her tea parties.

6) We may not duct tape Nagini to a wall.

7) We may not feed Death Eaters to Nagini, for it upsets her tummy and makes her cranky.

8) We may not read 'The Twilight Saga' to Nagini.

9) We may not practice our fencing with real swords and 'accidentally' cut Nagini's head off while doing so.

10) We may not force Nagini to attend one of Amelia's tea parties.

11) We may not play/hum the 'Imperial March' whenever Nagini slithers into the room.

12) We may not make potions with random ingrediants and test them on Nagini.

13) We may not paint Nagini.

14) We may not tell Nagini to use a fork whenever she is eating.

15) We may not release Nagini into the wild.

16) We may not take Nagini to a dentist.

17) We may not dress Nagini up like a Disney Princess.

18) We may not put a leash on Nagini, take her for a walk, and use her to frighten small children.

19) We may not train Nagini to slither through an obstacle course and charge people a Galleon to see her perform.

20) FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT LET AMELIA PROVOKE THE GIANTS AGAIN!

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"HEY MOLDY! DINNER'S READY!" Shoez and Sox called, carrying a large platter out to Voldemort, who was sitting in a chair at a small table, tied up and struggling.

"NONONONONO!" Voldemort wailed as the girls set down the platter and Shoez picked up a fork.

"Open wide, Moldy!" Shoez said sweetly as she ot a piece of some kind of meat onto the fork. Sox forced Voldemort's mouth open, and Shoez put the food inside his mouth.

"NONNO-Holy snap that's good..." Voldemort said after being forced to swallow. After Shoez and Sox untied him, he began to finish off the meat. "What is this? It's delicious!" He asked through a mouthful of food.

"Grilled snake."

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