This fic is written by me, codename Shoez, and a friend, codename Sox. Bold is by me, bold and italic is by Sox.
Author's Note: WAHOO! I AM NO LONGER FOURTEEN! I AM NOW FIFTEEN! Now, this is going to be a three part mini-plot type thing...Draco must look after Shoez, Sox, and Amelia for three whole days...Will his sanity survive? Will Shoez, Sox, and Amelia drive everyone's favorite Slytherin completely bonkers? Will Malfoy Manor withstand the level of chaos that is bound to happen?
Disclaimer: Sox and I do not own Harry Potter or any of the relating characters. Any similarities of the things in this list to things in other lists like this is purely coincidental. Also, Sox and I do not own:
-Potter Puppet Pals
-Star Wars
-Twilight
-Star Trek
-Those "Things I am not Allowed to do in Hogwarts" icons
-Doctor Who
-Nerf Guns
~Chapter Five: Babysitting Shoez and Sox, Day One~
"NO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM!" Draco practically screamed as he clung to Narcissa's arm.
"Draco-"
"THEY'LL KILL ME!"
"Draco-"
"THEY'LL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME!"
"Draco-"
"THEY'LL CAUSE ME TERRIBLE EMTIONAL TRAUMA!"
"DRACO!" Narcissa yelled, and Draco fell silent. "Now then...I'm heading out on that Death Eater retreat with your father, therefor YOU need to watch them-"
"Why me?"
"Because nobody else wanted to!"
"BUT THEY MIGHT MAIL ME TO CANADA!"
"There's many more terrible things they could do. Now have fun, don't kill them, and don't blow the house up," Narcissa said, freeing herself from Draco's grasp and disappering out the door. Draco slowly turned around and looked directly at Shoez, Sox, and Amelia, who were all staring at him blankly; it totally creeped him out. Amelia was sucking her thumb, looking totally innocent, but Draco could sense the pure insanity in her.
"Now then...I am going to be watching you three this weekend, and I want it to not be full of chaos-"
Shoez, Sox, and Amelia moved so fast Draco never saw it coming. One second they were staring at him with their creepy blank stare, and the next minute they had shoved him against the wall.
"BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER!" The trio screamed before tearing down the hallway. Draco gave a scream of rage, then ran after them, hurling insult after insult at the three of them.
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It had been a long chase and struggle, but Draco had finally caught the Trio of Doom and had duct-taped them to the kitchen floor. He stared down at his captives, who were giving him that creepy, blank stare again.
"Now then, I am going to read you three a list of rules for this weekend. If you break any of these rules, I'll-"
"Blah blah blah, endless torture, blah blah blah...We get it. Now get on with it. I'm missing Doctor Who, and I get real snippy when I miss my Doctor Who!" Shoez said, rolling her eyes. Draco pulled a piece of parchment out of his pocket and cleared his throat before reading it aloud.
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1. You will not destroy any item that is valuable enough to have my parents kill me over if it gets broken.
2. You will not read Twilight out loud.
3. You will not 'bother' me. Ever.
4. You will not hum the Imperial March every time you enter a room.
5. "Don't touch the expensive vase" is not a challenge.
6. You will not shoot me with a Nerf gun.
7. If I tell you to not jump down the stairs and you jump down the stairs and hurt yourself, don't come crying to me.
8. I will eat your cookies if you try to hex me behind my back.
9. You may not capture a boggart and put it under my bed.
10. You will not poke me with spoons.
11. I am not secretly a Dalek. You will stop insisting that I am.
12. You will not release tarantulas into the house.
13. You may not throw heavy books at me.
14. You may not get my Aunt Bellatrix to throw heavy books at me.
15. You may not pay anyone to throw heavy books at me.
16. You may not put the Imperius Curse on me to make me throw heavy books at myself.
17. I will not search your room before you go to bed to assure you that there are no clowns hiding in your room. If they eat you, then they eat you. Nothing I can do about it.
18. You will not write love letters to me and say they are from Hermione Granger.
19. I will not help you hide any bodies.
20. I don't care what the voices tell you, I'm not secretly a vampire.
21. You will not draw a mustache on my face while I m asleep.
22. You will not dye my hair any bright color while I'm asleep.
23. I don't care if Edward Cullen, men from Mars, unicorns, or anything/anyone else is standing in the front hallway, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHILE STAR TREK IS ON!
24. I will not help you hide from the men in white coats.
25. I did not just lose the game...Oh...wait...
26. You will not duct tape me to anything.
27. You may not follow me around and narrate everything I do in a Russian accent.
28. You will not tackle me in dark hallways.
29. You will not hide in closets so that when I open them you can say 'hello' in a creepy voice and scare the heck out of me.
30. This list is not a challenge
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"Are we clear?" Draco asked, putting the list away.
"I like Voldemort's lists better!" Sox said angrily.
"I'm...Missing...My...Doctor...Who!" Shoez looked completely rabid and insane as she struggled against the duct tape that was keeping her stuck to the floor. Amelia just continued to stare at Draco with that creepy blank stare...
"Fine, go watch your Doctor Who," Draco said, flicking his wand. The duct tape disappeared, and Shoez and Sox scurried off. Amelia remained on the floor, only her thumb had gone into her mouth again.
Only, Shoez and Sox were not planning on watching Doctor Who...Instead, they were plotting a way to seriously bother Draco. If he wanted to step in Voldemort's realm of rule-making, he was going to need to step into Shoez and Soxs' realm of rule-breaking...
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It was later in the day, and Draco was suspicious; not one heavy object had fallen on his head from out of nowhere, nobody tackled him out of nowhere, and Shoez and Sox weren't stalking the hallways, staring at him with their creepy blank stares...
"HI DRACO!"
"OHMYGOD!" Draco practically screamed, jumping nearly six feet in the air as Shoez and Sox came up behind him. "Don't do that!"
"But you never said we couldn't do this on the list!" Sox whined, a slight maniacal glint in her eyes.
"Yeah, you didn't," Shoez said, smiling sweetly, which caused Draco to feel mentally disturbed.
"What do you want from me?"
"Oh, nothing," Shoez and Sox said in unison before walking off, giggling to themselves, making evil plans in their heads.
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It was late at night, when Shoez and Sox should have been in bed. Knowing them, however, it was easy to tell that they certainly weren't asleep like they should be; instead, they were stalking the halls of Malfoy Manor, waiting for Draco to come along...
Their plan was perfect: reveal to Draco that they were still awake, then get him to chase them all over the house in order to get them back into their room. While they were running, they'd set off various traps and drop things in Draco's path, just to mess with him a bit.
"I think I 'ear 'im coming, Sox!" Shoe hissed, and they flattened themselves against the wall, waiting...
"BOTHERBOTHERBOTHER!" They screamed as Draco walked around the corner, scaring him half to death as they tore past him and charged down the hallway, cackling madly at the top of their lungs.
"GET BACK HERE!" Draco yelled at the two, running after them.
"NEVER!" Sox yelled back at him as she and Shoez began to leap down the stairs two by two, deciding that they'd escape the house through the drawing room window, get to the roof, and throw water balloons down at Draco.
"YOU'RE BOTH SO DEAD!" They heard Draco yell as they made it into the drawing room. Shoez and Sox imediately began to work on opening the window, trying to not laugh so hard so that they could breathe properly. When the window swung open, Draco appeared in the drawing room, and they dove out the window and into the bushes...which turned out to be full of thorns and bugs.
"Okay, not one of our better ideas..." Shoez said as she and Sox plucked themselves out of the bush and grabbed a vine that was snaking up the wall.
"Durr..." Sox said, rolling her eyes. "NOW CLIMB FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Panting, both girls shimmied up the vine, trying not to slide down to the bush and get full of thorns again. Arm over arm they scrambled, the buckets of water balloons now in their sights. The pastel shades of yellow, red, and blue seemed to glow slightly in the night, their fun childish shape disguising their horrible nature...
Shoez finally made it to the roof, and she clung to the gutter as she pulled her tiny self up and grabbed at the roof tiles, using her feet to push herself up the wall and onto the roof. When she finally got on the roof, she turned around and reached down to help pull Sox up. When both girls were on the roof, they pulled the many buckets over to the edge, then lay down on their stomachs and looked down. Draco had stuck his head out the window and was looking all over for the two. Grinning like the evil maniacs they were, they worked together to pick up one of the buckets, then carefully looked back down.
"OI! UP 'ERE!" Shoez yelled. Draco looked up at them, only to see two dozen water balloons dropping from the sky, landing on his face. After the horrible splashing was over, he cleared out his eyes and looked back up at the two.
"A little wet, isn't it?" Sox called down to him.
"What was that for, you little...!"
"BOMBS AWAY!" The twins screamed, dumping another bucket full of water balloons on to Draco. They backed away from the edge when they saw the splash so they wouldn't fall over the edge, they were laughing so hard. After Draco's sputtering died down, they ventured back to the edge of the roof and looked down; Draco was nowhere to be seen.
"HA! Us one, Draco zero!" Sox said gleefully, punching the air. "Well, we should get down now and go to bed so we're rested for more mayham tomorrow!"
"Good plan!" Shoez said, and she very slowly knelt down and back up very carefully until her foot found the wall and she was able to guide herself to the vine. Soon, she and Sox were climbing down, when suddenly-
"GO BACK UP! GO BACK UP! 'E 'AS A WATER GUN! FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE COOKIES, GO BACK UP!" Shoez screamed, trying to scramble back up the vine. Sox let out a loud scream and scrambled back up the vine, still screaming.
"HURRY!" Sox yelped, grabbing Shoez and bodily yanking her up onto the roof as Draco took aim with the giant water gun. They both grabbed as many water balloons as they could hold, then took their positions at the edge of the roof.
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It was a half hour later. Draco, Shoez, and Sox were completely soaked to the bone, still throwing water at each other. While Sox was conjuring up more water balloons, Shoez was using the Aquamenti Charm to shoot Draco with water.
"GIVING UP YET?" Draco yelled, stopping to refill his water gun.
"NOPE!" Shoez yelled, taking a new water balloon and hurtling it right at Draco, hitting him square in the face. "GOTCHA!"
"DOWN YOU GO!" Draco yelled, squirting her with his water gun multiple times. Shoez ducked away from it and flattened herself against the roof tiles.
"Sox, are you ready with the mega balloon?" Shoez hissed in a slightly terrified voice.
"Yes I am," Sox said darkly from behind a HUGE water balloon.
"Excellent!" Using nonverbal Hover Charms, the girls made the giant balloon rise a few inches off the ground, and they made it hover directly over Draco. "Last chance, Malfoy! Do you surrender?"
"NO, BECAUSE I'M MISSING STAR TREK, AND YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN!" Draco screamed.
"Alright, you asked for it!" Shoez and Sox said in unison, and the mega water balloon dropped directly on top of Draco. The sheer volume of water knocked Draco to the ground and left a crater, and a mini tidal wave flew upwards and completely drenched Shoez and Sox, who were celebrating their victory.
"This isn't over!" Draco cried, picking himself up from the ground and climbing out of the crater.
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