Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the songs mentioned in this story. All the songs belong to their respective artist and Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. The songs were the ones that came up on my friend's iPod during study hall. I just picked who sings each song. Enjoy.
Karaoke Hogwarts Style!
The Gryffindors and Slytherins were stuck in the Great Hall for the night again. This time it was because Hermione and Pansy had got into a cat fight outside of History of Magic. It had only been a week since the first prisonment (as they called it).
"I am so bored. Why don't we play would you rather again? We never got to everyone last time." Millicent said whining.
"We should do something different." Lavender said. "How about we do Karaoke?" The Great Hall magically conjured a Karaoke machine and TV.
"What is that?" Ron asked.
"How do you even know all these Muggle games, Brown?" Tracey asked.
"I'm a half-blood. All the cousins on my dad's side are Muggles. And now to answer Ron's question, this is a Karaoke machine and a TV. The machine will pick a song and the TV will show the words and notes that you have to sing."
"So, we're going to embarrass ourselves by singing to some random Muggle song?" Draco sneered.
"Well if you can't sing, then yea. But if you can, then no." Lavender replied. "So who wants to go first?"
No one moved.
"Come on guys. Fine. I nominate Blaise Zabini!"
Blaise was pushed onto the stage by Draco and Daphne. He picked up the mike while the TV turned on and showed Don't Trust Me by 3OH3!. "What the hell is this song?"
"Oh, I love that one. Funny, it kind of suite you." Lavender said.
Blaise began to sing…
Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And she's an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need.
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f**king scared of him.
She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Don't trust a ho,
Don't trust me…
Everyone agreed with Lavender. This song did suit Blaise. The song ended and Blaise handed the mike to Harry.
"I don't sing."
"Too bad Potter."
The screen changed to I Just Can't Wait to be King from the Lion King. Harry started to sing Simba's part…
I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
[Zazu:] Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR
[Zazu:] Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
No one saying do this
[Zazu:] Now when I said that, I-
No one saying be there
[Zazu:] What I meant was...
No one saying stop that
[Zazu:] Look, what you don't realize...
No one saying see here
[Zazu:] Now see here!
Free to run around all day
[Zazu:] Well, that's definitely out...
Free to do it all my way!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
The song sort of fit Harry too. Harry finished and gave the mike to Goyle.
The song up was Teddy Bear by Elvis. Goyle sang…
Baby let me be,
Your lovin teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
Cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
The room fell silent. Goyle could sing. He finished and gave the mike to Seamus.
Famous by Big Time Rush cam on…
Do you want to
Ride in a big limousine?
Tell me do you want to
Take a little bite of the fame machine?
If you wanna be discovered
And end up on the cover've every star-studded supermarket magazine
You can do it
Stick right to it.
It could happen tonight.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's living the life.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's taking a free ride.
Seamus got really into the song. It was weird that so far all the guys were pretty decent singers. He finished and handed the mike to Pansy.
Pansy looked up at the screen and saw Poker Face by Lady Gaga was on. "Poker Face? Whatever." She started to sing…
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-Fuck Her face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-Fuck Her face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Who knew that Pansy could actually sing? Pansy finished to a round of applause and handed the mike to Theodore.
Theodore Nott walked up to the stage. If I Had You by Adam Lambert started…
So I got my boots on, got the right 'mount of leather
And I'm doing me up with a black color liner
And I'm workin' my strut but I know it don't matter
All we need in this world is some love
There's a thin line 'tween the dark side and the light side baby tonight
It's a struggle gotta rumble trying to find it
But if I had you, that would be the only thing that i'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy
If I had you
You you you you you
If I had you
From New York to LA getting high rock n' rollin
Get a room trash it up 'til it's ten in the morning
Girls in stripper heels, boys rolling in Maseratis
What they need in this world is some love
There's a thin line tween a wild time and a flat line baby tonight
It's a struggle gotta rumble tryin' to find it
But if I had you, that would be the only thing that I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy
If I had you
You you you you you
If I had
He was really good. Everyone started to dance. The song ended with everyone wildly clapping and screaming. Theo handed the mike to Parvati.
She walked up on stage and Telephone by Lady Gaga came on…
Hello, hello baby you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say,
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second,
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with
A drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me,
You knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Parvati was pretty good. The song ended and she handed the mike over to Dean.
Dean got up on stage and started to sing Dynamite by Taio Cruz…
I-I-I-I-I-I
I came to dance-dance-dance-dance
I hit the floor cause that's my plans plans plans plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands brands brands brands
Give me some space for both my hands hands hands hands.
Yeah, yeah.
Cause it goes on and on and on.
And it goes on and on and on.
Yeah.
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, gotta let go.
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ay-oh, baby let's go.
Cause we gon rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite.
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon light it up
Like it's dynamite
He did his own dance while singing. Dean was definitely a better dancer than singer. He finished and handed the mike to Crabbe.
Crabbe slouched on stage and started to sing Yeah! by Usher. He totally massacred the song…
So she's all up in my head now,
got me thinking that it might good idea to take her with me,
'Cause she's ready to leave (ready to leave)
But I gotta keep it real now,
'cause on a one to ten she's a certified twenty,
but that just ain't me. Hey.
Because I don't know if I take that chance just where it's gonna lead,
But what I do know is the way she dance makes shorty alright with me.
The way she (get low!)
I'm like yeah, just work that out for me.
She asked for one more dance and I'm
Like yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?
And I said
Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low and said come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Her and my girl used to be the best of homies
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Everyone was covering their ears. The song ended and Crabbe pushed the mike at Neville.
The song on the screen was Don't Stop Believing by Journey…
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Neville was really girl. The best so far. He finished the song, and handed the mike over to Daphne.
The screen showed California Gurls by Katy Perry. "Seriously, I've never even been to California." Daphne started to sing…
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At us)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
She was the best girl so far. She finished and handed the mike to Tracey.
Tracey walked on stage and saw that Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) by Shakira was on. She started to sing…
You're a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
And back in the saddle
You're on the frontline
Everyone's watching
You know it's serious
We're getting closer
This isnt over
The pressure is on
You feel it
But you've got it all
Believe it
When you fall get up
Oh oh...
And if you fall get up
Oh oh...
Tsamina mina
Zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa
…and was great. She sang all the African parts perfectly. She finished and handed the mike to Draco.
He reluctantly walked up to the stage. I Like It by Enrique Iglesias started to play…
Girl please excuse me If I'm coming too strong
But tonight is the night We can really let go
My girlfriend is out of town And I'm all alone
Your boyfriend is on vacation And he doesn't have to know
No I won't oh oh, oh oh
No one can do the things I'm gonna wanna to do to you
No I won't oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, scream it loud Let me hear you go
Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.
He could even rap…
Come DJ that's my DJ, I'm a Miami boy...you know how we play,
I'm playing what you wanna I play..
What u give me got me good,
Now watch me..It's a different species, get me in DC ,
Let's Party on the White house Lawn,
Tiger woods' tired of Jesse James,
Here goes Pitbull all night long,
Pick up Barack and Michelle and let'em that's it's on,
Pa'Fuera! Pa'la calle,
Dale mamita tirame ese baile!,
Dale mamita tirame ese baile!
I see you watching me, you see me watchin' you,
I love the way you move I like them dance you do like
The song ended and everyone clapped. Draco walked off the stage smirking and handed the mike to Hermione.
Hermione walked on to the stage. Teenage Dream by Katy Perry was on the screen. Hermione started to sing…
You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my valentine, valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
She was really good. The song ended and Hermione passed the mike to Millicent.
She got up on stage and Toxic by Britney Spears came on…
Baby, can't you see?
I'm calling a guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'
There's no escape
I can't wait, I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Millicent was worse than Crabbe. The others didn't think that was possible. She ended and handed the mike to Ron.
Ron walked up and the song You Got a Friend in Me from Toy Story came on…
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and we see it through
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
Ron was okay. He ended and handed the mike to Lavender.
The screen showed Too Cool from Camp Rock. Lavender started to sing…
I'm too cool for my dress
These shades don't leave my head
Everything you say is so irrelevant
You follow and I lead
You want to be like me
But your just a wannabe
love it or hate it
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand
Cause I'm too cool
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too cool for you
You think your hot but I'm sorry, you're not
Exactly who you think you are
Can't tell you what you haven't got
When we walk into the room
I'm too cool for you
She got really into the song. She ended and the karaoke machine and TV disappeared. "Well that was fun. We should do this more often."
"What? Have fights, get caught, and end up in the Great Hall together for one night?" Draco asked smirking.
"No, I mean not hexing each other every two minutes."
"But that takes all the fun out of life." Draco and Harry said at the same time.
"Whatever." Lavender replied over the laughter.