Author's Note: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK...! Again. XD Yeah, this time life decided that it had enough of being nice and put me in the hospital with a crapped out ear. Then, just to add insult to injury, my hard drive died while I was getting tubes shoved into said crapped out ear (NOT PLEASANT. AT ALL.) and after that I had a few more psychological issues. Ugh. Then, I discovered anime and was very distracted by it as I began my slow transformation in a rabid fangirl with an insane squee. My latest anime obsession is Kuroshitsuji, which I have been obsessing over for a few weeks now. So now the Kuroshitsuji characters will be joining Shoez and Sox in their antics...which should really up the comedy! As always, written by Sox and I. Messages to the reviewers at the end.

Oh, and you can all expect an update for my other fanfiction, No Way Out, soon! YAYS!

NOTICE: This chapter is LOOOOOOOOOOONG.

Disclaimer: Sox and I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the relating characters. If any of the things on this list sound similar to any other things, it is purely coincidental. Sox and I also do not own:

- Kuroshitsuji and any relating characters
- The 'Caramelldansen' song
- Those "Thing I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" icons
- A Very Potter Musical
- A Very Potter Sequel
- Potter Puppet Pals
- Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" (A.K.A. The Rickrolling Song)
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- Doctor Who
- Fruit Loops
- Frosted Flakes
- Monty Python
- Sailor Moon
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Google
- Dora The Explorer
- Hannah Montana's songs
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Skittles
- Cthulhu
- Disney Princesses
- Silly String
- Twilight
- The Gummi Bear Song
- The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
- The Macerena
(Whew! That was a lot. This is gonna be a big one.)

~Chapter Seven: Babysitting Shoez and Sox, Day Three~

Draco opened his eyes and unravels himself from the floor of his closet. He couldn't tell if it was morning or if it was still night, Shoez, Sox, and Amelia having passed out around two in the morning after tormenting him over the fact that they were going through his stuff. Quietly, he pressed his ear against the door, listening to hear if the girls were awake or not. If they were, he was screwed. If they weren't...well, he probably was still screwed.

"HEY MALFOY!" Their loud, shrill voices yelled as soon as his ear hit the door, causing him to recoil in shock. Now was the time...

"Can you please let me out of here? I promise you can do whatever you wan-"

"We, er, can't, really..." Shoez's voice said, and Draco's stomach did a triple flip and landed in a split.

"Why not?" Draco asked.

"Because, um...well...we have...well...uh..." Sox began to say.

"Spit it out!" Draco said angrily. Shoez and Sox paused and looked at each other.

"A shinigami." They said in unison with weak smiles, looking over their shoulders at an open manga book that a person with long red hair, red glasses, pointed teeth, and a red coat at their elbows was holding, contemplating it. Next to the person there was a chainsaw.

"A what?"

"A shinigami. You know, Japanese grim reaper-type creature?" Sox said, wringing her hands.

"Um...How did I get here?" The person asked, causing Shoez to jump and set her hand on the back of her head as she flushed a little. "Where am I? Who are you people?"

"Who the hell is that?" Draco yelped from behind the closet door.

"Grell Sutcliff." The person said, tossing the manga aside. "Who are you?"

There was no answer.

Carefully Sox unlocked the closet door and peeked inside, then giggled to herself.

Draco had fainted in sheer terror.

&%$&%$&%$

"So do you want anything to eat?" Sox asked Grell, climbing onto the counter in the kitchen and opening the cupboard, taking out the Fruit Loops and a new box of Frosted Flakes. "We've got cereal and tea."

"Tea's fine." Grell said, looking around the kitchen of Malfoy Manor. Shoez had confiscated his chainsaw and was holding onto it and standing in the doorframe, looking like an axe crazy psychopathic clown ready to eat you alive. "What I want to know is how the hell did I get here?"

"I 'onestly don't 'ave a clue." Shoez said, shrugging. "I was just reading the manga book and then you showed up out of nowhere. Strangest thing. But while you're 'ere, you might as well 'elp us out a bit."

"Oh?" Grell asked as Sox handed him his cup of tea and poured herself some Frosted Flakes.

"Yeah. We decided that we were going to pull the ultimate amount of destructive insane mayham that will certainly get us in trouble..."

"… but we don't care!" Shoez said gleefully, setting the chainsaw down and coming over to the table, helping herself to the Fruit Loops. Grell sat down with them, and Sox pulled out a pen and piece of paper, set them down on the table, and began to think. Shoez, meanwhile, looked as though she was struggling to not unleash a loud, Earth-destroying fangirl squee over the fact that she was sitting with Grell Sutcliff to plan out the next round of insane mayham.

&%$&%$&%$

The Ultimate Round of Insane Mayham: What We'll Do

1. Rickroll the Death Eaters until they have been driven insane.

2. Bake a bunch of pies and throw them around. Preferably AT someone.

3. Hide all of Draco's Star Trek related objects.

4. Tell Bellatrix she is Harry Potter's second cousin. Videotape reaction.

5. Tell everyone to always expect the Spanish Inquisition. Yell "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" at random intervals to see if anyone listened.

6. Swing poles around making lightsaber noises.

7. Throw skittles at Fenrir Greyback yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW! TASTE ITTTTTT!"

8. Transfigure something into Cthulhu. Send out to terrorize the Death Eaters.

9. Fangirl squee at extreme octaves until everyones' eardrums have ruptured.

10. Tell everyone that they just lost the game.

11. Unleash a sack full of large, hairy spiders during a Death Eater meeting.

12. Chase random Death Eaters down the hallway, then have Grell come out of nowhere with his chainsaw and have him chase them back up the hallway. Repeat.

13. Open a door a little bit. Balance a bucket of slime on it. Laugh when it falls on someone's head.

14. When confronted by a Death Eater, grab a flat disk of some sort, yell "Moon Tiara Action!", and throw the disk at their face.

15. Polyjuice into Dumbledore and stroll into a Death Eater meeting humming.

16. Glomp everyone at random with little warning.

17. Pretend to firebend at everyone. Use of actual fire not recommended.

18. Somehow manage to get to the ceiling. Hang on to it. Drop onto or in front of someone when they walk past.

19. Poke Voldemort relentlessly with a spoon.

20. Pretend to be Dora the Explorer. Go on to drag the Death Eaters around Malfoy Manor to get from one room to another on an "adventure".

21. Swap the salt with the sugar and vice versa.

22. Swap the ketchup with hot sauce. Laugh at the Death Eaters next Hot Dog Night when they eat flaming hot hot dogs.

23. Trip MacNair whenever possible in revenge for his being assigned to kill Buckbeak.

24. Wait behind a closed door. When someone comes down the hallway, open the door so they get smashed with it.

25. Follow Bellatrix around and question everything she does.

26. Hide by a closet. When a Death Eater opens it, run out of nowhere and push them in and shut the door.

27. Hide in a closet. When a Death Eater puts something away, take it and throw it back out. Bonus points if you hit them in the face.

28. Stun Snape and wash his hair, then style it. Preferably with pretty pink bows.

29. Steal random articles of clothing from the Death Eaters and hide them in odd, random places.

30. Roll all over the place.

31. Take random Death Eaters' wands, put them in the blender, add what you wish, then press 'puree'.

32. Sing the Caramelldansen song at the top of your lungs and do the dance that goes with it at random intervals.

33. Turn off the safesearch on Google on their computers. Laugh at their horrified faces.

34. Cast the occasional Obliviate charm on random Death Eaters at random times.

35. Write M-rated slash crack pairing fanfictions and force everyone to read them.

36. Build a barricade on the staircase. Refuse to let anyone pass unless they say the password.

37. The Imperius Curse is your friend.

38. Whenever Voldemort tells you to do something, do the opposite.

39. Draw the Dark Mark on the walls in crayon.

40. Steal Lucius's cane, put on a top hat, and pretend to be Ciel Phantomhive.

41. Clap your hands together and then smack the wall, the floor, or anything else randomly.

42. Answer every question asked of you with "forty-two".

43. Wear a blanket like a cape and leap from different pieces of furniture to other pieces of furniture. Also try to leap on Death Eaters.

44. Create shrines for every Death Eater.

45. Send every Death Eater a howler on different days that will yell their deepest darkest secrets.

46. Switch everyone to decaf without warning.

47. Pretend to be sick, then cough and sneeze on random Death Eaters.

48. Summon the rest of the Kuroshitsuji cast and force them to help you reenact "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the middle of a Death Eater meeting.

49. Constantly swap languages when conversing with the Carrows. They hate that.

50. Eat all of the Fruit Loops.

51. Sing Hannah Montana songs as loudly and as badly as possible at random. Bonus points if a megaphone is used.

52. Force Voldemort to play dress up with Amelia. Make sure to get him into a Disney Princess outfit.

53. Wear a trenchcoat and carry around a sonic screwdriver. Pretend to be the Doctor and that the Death Eaters are aliens attempting to take over the world.

54. Unleash fifty bludgers into Malfoy Manor. Don't forget to wear a helmet...and maybe some protective padding.

55. Two words: silly string.

56. Transfigure two people into Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory. Have them fight each other. Charge the Death Eaters to come see the fight. Take bets if feeling extra evil.

57. Hook up giant speakers in Malfoy Manor, and play the Gummi Bear song at random times until everyone has been driven mad.

58. Mail Thorfinn Rowle to Switzerland.

59. Text everyone relentlessly and ask if the texts were received. Justify everything else you do to them with the fact that they didn't text you back.

60. Take pictures of the aftermath of each thing on this list pulled off, put them together into calenders, and pass them out to everyone when the holiday season comes.

&%$&%$&%$

Draco's eyes slowly opened, and briefly he wondered where he was as he stared up at his closet ceiling before snapping back to reality and sitting up. He could recall a person standing in his room with Shoez and Sox looking extremely confused. He hadn't been able to tell if it was a man or a woman, and he wondered why the heck this person had a chainsaw of all things. Draco looked around, noting that his room had been abandoned by the Terrible Twins, their depraved sister, and their new... What had they called it...? A shinigami? Grell Sutcliff?

Shaking his head, he got up and went over to the discarded manga book and picked it up, flipping to the first page...or what he thought was the first page. After starring at the manga blankly for a bit, he flipped it so he reading it backwards, and then he found the first page.

"Hello." A strange voice said, causing him to jump and look around. It certainly wasn't Shoez, Sox, or Amelia. More annoyed by the fact that there were strange people in his house than frightened by it, he looked over to a darkened corner and his heart skipped a beat...or several.

"Alright, how many strange people are in my house?" He asked as a tall man in a suit used a tree trimmer to adjust his glasses, light flashing off of them as he did so.

"I'm looking for Grell Sutcliff-" He began.

"Who are you?"

"-he has red hair, green eyes, red glasses-"

"Why are you even here?"

"-and a red coat and chainsaw-"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

Finally the strange man shut up.

"William T. Spears, supervisor of the Shinigami Dispatch Management."

"Draco Malfoy...person." Draco said, confused out of his mind by now.

"I'm looking for Grell Sutcliff."

"Red hair, green eyes, chainsaw, red coat?"

"Yes, that one."

"I think he or she-"

"He."

"He is downstairs planing some sort of mayham with the kids I'm watching."

William's eyes nearly popped out of his head as he stared at Draco like he had turned into a giant bug and began to do the macrena. After several long moments, he facepalmed multiple times before looking back at Draco without the giant-bug-doing-the-macerna face.

"This is bad."

"You think? You should see the girls. They're completely nuts." Draco said, rolling his eyes.

"I bet."

Cue awkward silence.

"So...should we go stop them before their plan for mayham causes the world to rip itself apart?" Draco asked.

"Yes, we should." William replied, and they both sprinted out of the room towards the staircase. In only a few short moments they were standing in the kitchen, staring down Shoez, Sox, Amelia, and Grell, who were all drinking tea, eating Fruit Loops, and writing stuff down.

"WILLIAM T. SPEARS!" Sox's shriek pierced through the silence, and William ha no time to get out of the way as the teenaged fangirl threw herself up into the air, soaring right at him, finally landing on him in a spectacular glomp, knocking William to the ground as he gave a loud yelp.

"Ten points!" Amelia chirped as Draco stared down at William and Sox in shock. Shoez and Grell, in the meantime, were cracking up, nearly spilling their tea as William peeled Sox off of him and tried to keep her at bay. Of course, he failed to realize that no force on the planet Earth can stop insane fangirls. Especially if the one trying to stop said fangirls is the one a fangirl fangirls over. Draco again began to facepalm multiple times at the whole utter insanity of everything. He was about ready to just toss aside what remained of his sanity and join in the Legion of Insanity just so he would be able to stop hitting himself in the face.

"Hey, wait, who let Draco out...?" Shoez asked, and Sox froze, the both of them looking at Draco.

"Oh, crap..." Draco muttered, but he was too slow to begin his getaway for Shoez, Sox, Amelia, and Grell lunged at him, claw-like fingernails and maniacal looks all around as the ensuing scuffle resulted in nearly being stabbed by a tree trimmer, almost getting run through with a chainsaw, Shoez's claw-like fingernails damn near scratching out eyeballs, Sox's insane fangirl squees deafening everyone, and Amelia attacking full-on with a tea bag. The chaotic fight moved out into the hallway, down the hall, back upstairs and into Draco's room, and then Draco and William found themselves shoved violently into Draco's closet. Shoez snatched up William's death scythe, and then the door was slammed shut and locked. The shinigami and the young wizard began pounding on the door relentlessly before giving up so that they wouldn't break their hands off.

"Damn it." William sighed. "Now I'm going to have to do overtime."

"Now I'm going to have to explain to my parents why the house is going to be nothing more than a crater." Draco sighed, letting his head thunk against the door.

&%$&%$&%$

Amelia was busy covering a huge hole in the floor at the base of the staircase when the door opened. Freezing, she looked up at Lucius and Narcissa, who had blank faces as they looked around. In the front hallway, there was no damage...except for the huge hole in the floor, of course.

"Hi!" Amelia said sweetly, standing up quickly and smiling at Lucius and Narcissa. There was a relatively slow trickle of Death Eaters Apparating onto the front lawn, and Lucius took the first step into the house...

WHOOSH!

Instantly, several bludgers began to fly into the hallway and out the door, just nearly smacking Lucius square on in the face. Great fountains of silly string soon began to follow from the bushes, nailing all of the Death Eaters and tangling them up, making them fall to the ground in shock. A great shower of skittles began to rain down upon the hallway, along with little pieces of paper saying "TASTE THERAINBOW!". There was the sound of running upstairs, and then...

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Narcissa shrieked as Grell dropped down from the ceiling and laughed maniacally.

"Forty-two!" He screehed gleefully, turning and running back down the hall through the shower of skittles while banging his chainsaw on the walls, causing portraits to fall down and reveal crayon Dark Marks scribbled all over the walls. Silly string continued to erupt from the bushes and tangle Death Eaters while the bludgers flew around them and also got coated in silly string. Lucius stood there in shock for a full ten minutes, when finally the skittle shower stopped, the silly string stopped, and the bludgers flew off. Amelia was still standing there with a smile on her face, albeit a much, much more disturbing and maniacal one.

"GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" William screamed as he suddenly came pelting down the stairs with Sox holding onto his leg while squeeing. She finally let go and wrapped herself around the railing as William took the plunge and vanished down the hole Amelia had put in the floor, giving a short, quick scream before there was the sound of him landing in the basement. Sox then joined Amelia in standing in front of the hole with a maniacal smile. It was only a short while before Shoez soon bounded out of nowhere with a blanket tied around her neck like a cape. She ran all over the place, finally picked up by Grell, who had just appeared. Grell bounded into the air and then dropped Shoez down with Amelia and Sox, landing on the staircase.

The Death Eaters' eyes were as large as dinner plates as the complete chaos that had unfolded before them wrapped as fast as it had came, only a few remaining skittles dropping from the ceiling. Draco came hobbling down the stairs, looking paler than normal and mumbling to himself as he kept walking and somehow jumped over the hole, then continuing on until he was next to his mother.

"Welcome home." Shoez, Sox, and Amelia said sweetly before the fell backwards into the hole, a dull thud, a quick "OUCH!", and a loud "WILLIAM!" signaling that they had landed on William. Grell then jumped down after them, waving at everyone. Then, a large box that said "TO SWITZERLAND" dropped over Thorfinn Rowle.

"I told you that they would cause me terrible emotional trauma." Draco mumbled.

Well, there you have it! Chapter seven done! This took me forever to write, so I hope you like it! Now, then...

Sox Shoes And Amilia: I'm quite happy that you'd use the characters' names for your username. Thank you very much, it brightened my day a little. :)

Nirette: XD THAT WAS AN AWESOME PARODY!

And the answer to the trivia question is asked last chapter is...HUFFLEPUFF! Everyone who got it right gets an e-high five. -high fives-

This chapter's trivia question: How old do you think Shoez and Sox are? HINT: They're younger than Draco, who is seventeen in this.

(Read&Review&Take the poll)