Before we start I would like to say I don't own CATS (wish I did) or any other thing else that is mentioned here! I only own Angel and Esmeralda is owned by Kristin-Kai-Lundy! OK! Lets start the show!
*Theme music plays, and Esmeralda and Angel run onstage*
Angel: Hello and welcome to another episode of Cats: The Talk Show!
Esmeralda: The show that has no script and we do what we want! I'm Esmeralda!
Angel: I'm Angel and we are your hosts on this crazy train!
* Audience cheers*
Esmeralda: Now we have a great show for you. Bombaluria is here to answer some dating questions.
Angel: Macavity is back to get his iPod. Jemima and Etcetera are here for our contest.
Esmeralda: And our special quests will tell you what we are thinking! So lets get this party started!
Angel: Macavity come on down!
* Audience cheers and random music plays as Macavity appears*
Macavity: Angel stay out my house and give me my iPod!
Esmeralda: *laughs* we can't make any promises that she will, but Macavity for coming back, we have a prize for you!
Angel: That's right Esmeralda but first Macavity, I broke your iPod. I am sorry.
Macavity: *twitches* you did what?
Angel: I broke it but we have something better than your stupid iPod. Esmeralda show him what he won before he kills me!
Esmeralda: You have won Hannah Montana herself!
* Hannah Montana is carried out on stage, bonded and gagged*
Angel: She is all yours Macavity! Just don't call the cops on us, please.
Macavity: *about to cry* thank you! Thank you so much!
*he disappears with Hannah Montana*
Esmeralda: I think he is happy people. Angel, who is our next guest?
Angel: Jemima and Etcetera come on down!
* Audience cheers as they appear*
Esmeralda: Jemima and Etcetera it is so good to have to you here.
Jemima: Angel blackmailed me.
Angel: *evil grin * Jemima please don't make me tell your secret on national TV because I will.
Jemima: I hate you.
Angel: I love you too. Now our lovely quests are here for our Cute Cat Contest!
* Audience cheers*
Esmeralda: We will be asking them three questions and then the audience will decide who will win our grand prize. Lets begin!
Angel: Etcetera, what makes you so cute?
Etcetera: my smile and my personality make up my cuteness.
Angel: Alright. Jemima, same question. What makes you so cute?
Jemima: I'm fun sized. Being this short is just so cute no one can resist me.
Esmeralda: and everyone loves short people. Next question, what's your favorite animal?
Jemima: I like ponies a lot.
Etcetera: I like love turtles. They are so cute!
*audience goes awwwww*
Angel: whoa our cuteness radar is going off the charts! Last question time! Do you have any stuffed animals?
Jemima: I got a stuffed rabbit named Crackers. He's pink with baby blue hearts all over.
Esmeralda: that's so cute! Etcetera, your turn.
Etcetera: I have a stuffed panda named Peter. He's my best friend.
Angel: well we have seen a lot of cuteness here. Audience, press the buttons on the side of your chairs and vote!
*dance music plays as the audience votes*
Esmeralda: and the results are in! Our winner is…. Etcetera!
Angel: for winning you get a life supply of TUNA!
Esmeralda: Jemima you get a prize as well just for coming even if it was against your will. You get a Rum Tum Tugger Plushie!
Etcetera: I want the plushie!
Jemima: too bad its mine! Back off!
Etcetera: Die shorty!
*Etcetera and Jemima fight over the plushie. In the end Etcetera wins, leaving with the tuna and the doll*
Angel:*shocked* well that wasn't should to happened…..
Esmeralda: *shocked* yeah…you think Jemima will sue us?
Angel: Not if she wants her secret to stay secret. *laughs evilly*
Esmeralda: *looks worried* ok then…Well I just got word that Bombaluria can't make it.
* Audience groans*
Angel: Don't worry folks. She will be here next week. I'll see to it that she is. *smiles* Lets bring out our last quests, but first….
*Angel ties Esmeralda to a chair*
Esmeralda: Angel! Why did you tie me up!
Angel: for our quests safety. Coricopat and Tantomile come on down!
*Audience cheers. Esmeralda's eyes get wide*
Esmeralda: untie me now, Angel!
Angel: no chance of that now. Coricopat and Tantomile, thank you for coming. Are you ready to tell our audience what we are thinking?
Coricopat and Tantomile: sure.
Angel: Alright. Silent please people as they work their magical powers!"
*the room grows quiet*
Tantomile: Angel, you are thinking about...tacos.
Angel: yes! Now what's Esmerable thinking, Coricopat?
Coricopat: *blushing and looking kind of scared* things I shouldn't repeat…ever. Can we go now?
Angel: please don't this is rated K. Well we are out of time for today! But before we go….*unties Esmerable and watches her pounce on Coricopat* I had to do that.
Coricopat: someone get her off of me! Help!
*Esmerable drags Coricopat backstage where we can no longer hear the screams for help*
Angel: well since she left. Tantomile, want to help me end the show?
Tantomile: Alright. I'm Tantomile!
Angel: and I'm Angel! We will end this episode by dancing the Cha-Cha Slide!
Tantomile: Thanks for watching!
Angel: Lets dance! Come on audience!
*music starts to play *
To the left, take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha now ya'll
Now it's time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth
Let's go to work
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Cha Cha now ya'll
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot again, left foot again
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands
Come on ya'll, check it out
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to da floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
1 hop, right foot now
Left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time,1 hop this time
Reverse, Reverse
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again
Turn it down
To the left, that it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
Cha Cha now ya'll
Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
3 hops this time
Right foot now, left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha it out
Turn it down
To the right, to the right ya'll
To the left, take it back now ya'll
4 hops this time
Right foot now now ya'll, left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again
Turn it down
Take it back now ya'll
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps
Criscross, Criscross
Slide to the left, Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap yo hands
Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again
Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it
Get down now ya'll,
Come on, come on
Cha Cha now ya'll
Let's go to work
Tantomile: That was awesome! We'll see you next time!
Angel: We love you and good bye!
*Backstage*
Tantomlie: Hi. we hoped you enjoyed the show.
Angel: i know I did! Anyway leave me some reviews by clicking that pretty review button.
Tantomile: Also send her some emails of questions you want her ask or just something you would like her to do on the show!
Angel: so be a sport and leave me some review and send me some emails! Love you people!
Tantomile: Where did Esmeralda go with my brother?
Angel: i have no idea. I'm sure she will return him when she's done. Lets go get some ice cream!
Tantomile: Alright!