*theme music plays*
Esmeralda: Hey people of TV land and welcome to another episode of Cats: The Talk Show!
* Audience cheers and claps*
Esmeralda: I'm Esmeralda and I honestly have no idea where Angel is. She went to get something out her dressing room about an hour ago and hasn't come back, but I'm sure she is fine. Are you ready for this party to start?
* Audience cheers*
Esmeralda: Alright! On today's show we have….
*great rumbling noise shakes the studio and right after the shock Angel comes crashing through the roof and lands on one of the stagehands*
Angel: THAT WAS AWSOME! I AM SO DOING THAT AGAIN!
Esmeralda: *confused and shocked* Angel, do I want to know?
Angel: *jumps up all hyper* yes you do! I was on my way to my room when I saw a plane outside!
Esmeralda: You mean the plane we use to transport guests?
Angel: Yes! And long story short I took it for spin, lost control and jumped out! IT WAS AWSOME! I can't believe I lived!
Esmeralda: Well lucky us Paul was there to break your fall. By the way where is the plane?
Angel: It crashed in the parking lot. Someone should call the fire department and an ambulance too.
Esmeralda: *sighs* why me? Angel when this show is over we are getting your head looked at.
Angel: *looks confused* Why?
Esmeralda: *annoyed* Cause something is wrong with you, Angel. I just know it
Angel: Whatever. Hey everybody! Let's get this party started! Rumpus Cat come on down!
* Audience cheers. The Great Rumpus Cat jumps from the hole in the ceiling and lands in a chair*
Esmeralda: Why did he come in through the roof?
Angel: He was on the plane with me!
Esmeralda: *more annoyed now* I see…
Angel: Now Great Rumpus Cat first let me say I'm a huge fan.
Rumpus Cat: *talks very proper* Thank you. I'm a fan of your show. It is truly great to be here with you and Esmeralda.
Esmeralda: *surprised* Your voice is wonderful? Why don't you talk in CATS?
Rumpus Cat: There is really no reason for me to talk. I honestly just like to goof off and annoy Munkustrap.
Angel: I am so liking you more and more! Now why are your eyes always read and flashing?
Rumpus Cat: These are just goggles I found. They just became a part of me and I never took them off.
Esmeralda: Can we see your real eyes?
Rumpus Cat: I don't know…
Angel: Aww Come on! We want to see them! Let him hear it audience!*
*Audience chants "Take them off"*
Rumpus Cat: Well since you asked *takes off the goggles revealing beautiful brown eyes. The studio gets quiet*
Angel: Woah...I think I'm dumping Pouncival...
Esmeralda: yeah...you have pretty eyes...
Rumpus Cat: Thank you. Angel, you are drooling.
Angel: *snaps out of her trance* Sorry about that.
Esmeralda: *hands her a tissue* Alright then well we have one more question before you go back doing whatever it is that you do. How did you become a super hero?
Angel: And why don't you wear tights?
Rumpus Cat: First I'm not ever wearing tights and second I just wanted the dogs on my street to shut up at night so I started beating them up.
Angel: That one way to become a hero. Thank you for being here with us!
Rumpus Cat: *puts goggles back * It was my pleasure. Now duty calls! *jumps out a window and disappears in the parking lot*
Esmeralda: Alright! Our next guests are two English speaking, stealing loving cats. Lets here it for MungoJerrie and RumpleTeazer!
* Audience cheers as they come on stage*
Angel: Welcome to the show! Is that my necklace?
RumpleTeazer: *tosses necklace* no…maybe...
Esmeralda: You are getting searched before you leave today. Anyway why do you two so mischievous?
MungoJerrie: It's fun.
Angel: That's why I do half the stuff I do!
Esmeralda: No you do them because something is wrong with your head.
Angel: prove it! Anyway are you two related?
RumpleTeazer: What would make ya think t'at? Tere's loads of cats in London with coats identical to ours.
Esmeralda: And yet you two are the only ones with that accent?
Angel: *laughing and very amused* You talk funny.
Esmeralda: Angel, we are also getting you an IQ test.
Angel: *ignores comment* I think this is a great time to play a game! You have 60 seconds to steal stuff out of Esmeralda's dressing room!
Esmeralda: WHAT?
Angel: 1, 2, 3 GO!
*Audience cheers as RumpleTeazer and MungoJerrie raid Esmeralda's dressing room*
Esmeralda: *annoyed and angry* Angel...come...closer...please. I want to give you a hug.
Angel: Lets not and say you did.
Esmeralda: I'm going to kill you...
Angel: *laughs nervously* Well we are out of time. I'm Angel and I got to run! See you next time!
*Angel runs off stage with Esmeralda close behind*
*Backstage*
Angel: It was a joke! Don't kill me!
Esmeralda: Come back here Angel!
*Esmeralda tackles Angel. Angel's screams*
Esmeralda: You are so dead!
Angel: *throws apple juice at Esmeralda*
Esmeralda: *falls back* AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
*Angel gets up and runs a short distance away*
Angel: That's our show and I will see you next week if Esmeralda doesn't kill me. Don't forget to leave some reviews and some ideas, questions, or anything you want us to do on the show. Love ya!
Esmeralda: ANGEL! *appears with a big stick*
Angel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs*
Esmeralda: *chases* COME BACK HERE!
Angel: NEVER!