"So, Barney, have you slept with any guys yet?" Lily asked.
"Not yet."
Robin raised an eyebrow. "Kissed a guy yet?"
"That's a negative."
"Have you even hit on a guy yet?" Ted said slowly.
Barney thought about it. "No."
"Unless," he added, "you count that innuendo I made towards Marshall this morning to freak him out."
Marshall raised his hand. "I count that." He looked around at the table. "What? It really freaked me out!"
"Oh, so you'll hit on Marshall, but you won't even look at my ass?" Ted asked.
"I'd feel bad too if I had that misshapen lump," Lily said.
"Oh, haha, it's very funny," Ted said moodily.
"So, why haven't you hit on anyone yet?"
"Besides me," Marshall put in.
Robin rolled her eyes. "Yes, besides Marshall."
Barney shrugged. "I dunno, I just haven't felt like any of the guys here deserve my attention. Besides Marshall." He winked.
"Cut it out, Barney."