How I Met the Boondock Saints

by NewsiesSpot88

Connor and Murphy get stranded in New York City, they meet some new people at a bar called MacLaren's, and some interesting stuff goes down. Rated for some language.

12. Roomies

"Hey, Connor?" Ted said.

"Aye."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but Robin kind of took Murphy up to the apartment…"

Connor laughed. "Of course."

"Yea, and I'm going to Marshall and Lily's, so…"

Barney appeared behind Ted. "What's this I hear? Connor has no place to go? Interesting, very interesting. If only we knew someone with an empty apartment… what's that you say, Ted?"

"I didn't say anything," Ted said. Barney ignored him.

"That's right! I do have an empty apartment! What a stroke of luck for our dear friend Connor!"

"Um… yea," Ted said.

"Jesus fucking Christ," Connor muttered.

"Well, good luck with that," Ted said brightly.

Barney grabbed Connor's backpack. "Well, come on, roomie!"

Dear Athena, since you remind me of Robin, you can just imagine the scene where Robin and Murphy hook up, because there is no way in heaven I am writing that.