/Author's Note: Sorry if this took awhile. I hit writer's block, as usual. I would just like to note this entire one-shot is being written in the form of text messages because well, who doesn't love texting? Thank you to everyone who reviewed and basically even read this- I really appreciate it.
Insomnia
From Tai, 1:32 am
I can't sleep.
From Sora, 1:35 am
So you decided to bother me? Gee, thanks Tai.
From Tai, 1:38 am
Actually no, I texted Matt first but he didn't answer. Neither did Izzy, Joe, Davis, TK, or Mimi. Which is surprising since the girl loves to talk.
From Sora, 1:40 am
…I feel like an idiot now.
From Tai, 1:42 am
Aw c'mon Sora! Stay up and talk to me! Pleeeasee?
From Sora, 1:46 am
Well I have to now since you woke me up and now I can't sleep either.
From Tai, 1:48 am
Haha, awesome! So what did you do today?
From Sora, 1:50 am
I worked in my mother's ikebana store then went home and watched One Piece. How about you?
From Tai, 1:52 am
Played soccer, scared the hell out of TK when he came to pick up Kari, then watched The Grudge.
From Sora, 1:57 am
Okay 1) You need to stop harassing TK! He's a sweet kid, he's not going to do anything and 2) You watched The Grudge again? How many times have you seen that movie this week?
From Tai, 2:01 am
1) I'll harass any guy who wants to take my baby sister out, it's my job and 2) The Grudge is awesome. Don't question or mock my cinematic tastes.
From Sora, 2:05 am
1) Kari is a big girl, she can fend for herself. 2) I wasn't questioning your tastes, merely the limits of it, which are apparently small.
From Tai, 2:09 am
1) I don't care how old she is, she will always need protecting. 2) My movie tastes are not limited! They're very expendable! I just happen to like The Grudge, okay?
From Sora, 2:15 am
1) That's true but I still doubt she needs protecting from TK. He's the sweetest guy on both Earth and the Digital World. 2) You used the word expendable incorrectly, are you planning on sacrificing your tastes in movies somehow? 3) Why are we talking like this?
From Tai, 2:17 am
Oh… what's the correct word then?
From Sora, 2:19 am
It would extensive Tai. Extensive is the word you're looking for *sigh*
From Tai, 2:21 am
Don't sight at me! And to answer your previous question- you started it!
From Sora, 2:22 am
Did not!
From Tai, 2:23 am
Did too!
From Sora, 2:24 am
Did not!
From Tai, 2:25 am
Did too!
From Sora, 2:27 am
Did not! Wait, why am I arguing with you? Why am I still talking to you? I'm going to bed!
From Tai, 2:29 am
Wait! No, Sora! I'm sorry! I did it, it was me! Blame me! But keep talking to me! Please?
From Tai, 2:38 am
Hello? Sora?
Taichi frowned after starting at his phone for ten minutes. It still hadn't lit up indicating a response from Sora.
He opened the device, went though his contacts, then pushed a button and held it to his ear in aggravation.
"Hey, this is Sora! Can't get to the phone right now so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can! Tha-"
With a snap, Taichi closed his phone, cutting off Sora's evil voicemail.
"…I really hate her sometimes."
/Author's Note: Bleeh… I don't like the ending. Oh well. I hope you all enjoyed that! If you liked reading this, I suggest you check out lazygirl's story, "Texts and Emails". It's super funny. It doesn't get updated that often but it's really funny and worth the wait. I got inspired to write this one-shot in the text messaging style from that story so check it out everybody!
And since I gave you that nice little suggestion, you should thank me by reviewing ;D