RagerMan630: this is my first story (interview) so anything i need to fix or add just tell me.
P.S: everybody who died came back-to-life so Ares, the Bane, Henry, twitchtip, Hamnet, Tick , Gox, Triflex and solovet will be in this interview. And am i forgeting anybody?
Ripred: oh, yippiee.
announcer: Welcome ladies and dudes, ragers and non-ragers, gnawers, fliers, crawlers, nibblers, underlanders and the overland boy behind the curtain! oh! and lets not forget Ripred!
Ripred: (shoots announcer a look)
announcer: and not welcoming the twisters, the diggers, the spinners, the shiners, the stingers and the Bane!
Bane: Well im here now so shut up!
announcer: will somebody please get him off the stage!
worker: tranqulizes the bane and fork-lifts him off the stage.
announcer: put whatever you use to clap together together for RangerMan630!
crowd: (cheers)
RagerMan630: please please calm down, just call me RagerMan.
RagerMan: so, put whatever you use to clap together (again) for our first contestant, Gregor!
Gregor: thanks RagerMan.
Gregor: so, is it true that your an actual rager?
RagerMan: hey! I ask the questions!
Gregor: sorry.
RagerMan: by the way i AM a rager.
Gregor: really? proove it.
RagerMan: (takes out fork) hey look its luxa!
Gregor: really? where!
RagerMan: (stabs Gregor in the shoulder with the fork)
Gregor: OW! what was that for?
RagerMan: see? i told you i was a rager.
Gregor: that dosen't mean your a rager! that just means you stabbed me!
RagerMan: well, it seems were out of time so see you next time!
Gregor: wait! you didn't even get to ask me a- (gets cut-off by commercial)
RagerMan630: well, i hoped you liked my first chapter.
Ripred: yeah, right.
RagerMan630: enough comments mister!
Ripred: i was just getting started though!