When Kurt returned, he had a plastic bag full of junk food over his shoulder. "Ok, I have Cheetos, Oreos, chips and dip, m&ms, cookie dough, some pizza bites, and strawberries." Kurt places the plastic bag on his bed, and Blaine chucked.
"Strawberries aren't junk food." Blaine mumbled, holding Moulin Rouge and Rent, looking conflicted. "They are when they're coved in chocolate. Honestly, it's like Finn doesn't care at all about the weight he HAS to be gaining..." Blaine regained his composer rather quickly the phrase 'covered in chocolate', and went back to his dilemma.
"Ewan or Anthony?" he questioned Kurt. Kurt furrowed his bows. "Really? You couldn't find a show where someone doesn't die? Those aren't going to help." Blaine chuckled, "and to think, Brokeback was my next choice."
Kurt shuddered. "The first time I watched that I saw it with my dad." Blaine's eyebrows leaped up his face. "No way." Kurt laughed. " No joke. at first he pretended he understood, and liked it, and kept talking about how much fun fishing would be up there."
Blaine was laughing so hard he thought he would cry. "Later on, during a fight, he yelled, and I quote, 'I sat through that whole Brokeback movie, and from what I gather, something went down in the tent!'" Blaine collapsed in tears of laughter.
"Someth-something- went down in the tent..." Blaine made a face, as if picturing Burt's face as Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger got it on. Kurt smiled. "Something certainty did. So, which bohemians did you pick?"
Blaine settled in. "I think, oh, this is so hard, ok,ok Moulin Rouge. We've already watched Rent together." Kurt laid down next to his boyfriend. Blaine immediately went for the cookie dough.
Blaine licked it off of his finger, and Kurt rolled his eyes, "Subtle." Blaine grinned. "What is step three?" Kurt smiled. "Hair braiding. Pillow fighting," then, turning back to the screen, " I love you Blaine, but if Ewan sang The Sound of Music to me, I would be out the door." Blaine wrapped an arm around Kurt shoulders. "I wouldn't expect any less."
(A/N : I am so bad at getting these chapters longer! I am trying, really, really.)
