A/N: This is a pointless chapter that is being used to fill up the space of chapter 3 so I can get to chapter 5 faster. (Phyllis: Hey, don't tell them it's a pointless chapter!) Oh, right, I mean, it's a lovely chapter and it is slightly important to the plot. Read it please.

Too Many Interruptions
Chapter 3: Ino

Sasuke and Naruto were caught up in a 'moment.'

Naruto was currently trying to suffocate Sasuke by means of his tongue. It is the strongest muscle in the body, as Sasuke now knew deep in his heart. Or throat. Either way, they were having fun.

Neither knew exactly where their hands were or what they were touching; they'd long ago forgotten how to control their impulses. As a result, their mouths were locked together in a fierce 'who can eat the other's face first' contest and their bodies were moving to a rhythm even faster than the galloping of their hearts.

All their clothes were still on their bodies, though. It was the middle of the day and neither of them was especially drunk. Although they were intoxicated by the other's presence, they weren't stupid enough to try anything. They'd been interrupted before and didn't really want anything like that to happen again.

While Naruto continued to crush Sasuke, pushing down on him from every angle, Sasuke heard a noise outside. He pulled his mouth away from Naruto's and sighed. He looked to his right and saw only the light from the empty street. He assumed the noise was just someone walking past, but you could never be too careful, so he walked out of the dark alleyway and checked if anyone was watching.

"Sasuke!"

Something large and heavy hit Sasuke with the force of an ice-cream truck and effectively bowled him down to the ground. He saw stars and his mouth was full of hair. He spluttered and spat it all out before he became aware of a voice speaking very fast and excitedly.

"Oh my god! Sasuke! I haven't seen you in ages!"

It was Ino. Drat.

Sasuke grunted in reply and tried to push the annoying female away from him. He grabbed her shoulders and practically threw her. She hit the wall—hard.

A look of shock adorned her face for a moment but she got over it quickly, putting her hands behind her back to emphasize her chest. "Wow, Sasuke! You're so strong!" she squealed.

Naruto came out of the alley as well and stood next to Sasuke, laughing. Sasuke frowned, now thoroughly irritated. Ino had just attacked him and now Naruto was laughing! His irritation vanished, however, as Ino began glancing quizzically between him and Naruto.

"Are you two…?" She trailed off questioningly.

Sasuke realised quickly what she meant and answered, "Nope," as calmly as he could.

"Definitely not," Naruto agreed, pretending he wasn't at all fazed by Ino's half-asked question. Unlike Sasuke, he didn't appreciate keeping their relationship a secret, but he did it anyway, for Sasuke's sake.

"Oh, okay then. See you later, Sasuke." She waved and blew a kiss at Sasuke, completely ignoring Naruto, and stumbled off. She was half-drunk—yes, in the middle of the day.

"I'm guessing she was with Tsunade earlier…" Naruto murmured.

Ino was swinging her hips as she walked, trying—and failing—to look sexy.

"Yep. Sorry, Naruto, but speaking of Tsunade—" Sasuke began.

"—you've got to go meet her now. I know. There's always some disturbance."

Sasuke smiled at Naruto finishing his sentence and kissed him softly before vanishing ninja-style.

It's true that Naruto isn't very smart, but he could see from the amount of times they'd been interrupted that something was stopping them from… uh, doing stuff.

And he had a pretty good idea why…

A/N: I know, I know, it's kinda whimsical but it is important that I get almost every character in Naruto to walk in on them at one point or another. Read and Review.

BR/N: Well, I really don't have much to say here... Oh, by the way, we're listening to a really sweet song while we're writing this. It's called 'Another Fucking Love Song' by Amiel. Search it up. It's good.