A/N: Chapter 4 is here!!!! In case you haven't already found out or realised, I tend to update on Wednesday afternoons (Australia time) because of my aforementioned computer issues. AKA, I don't have one. Therefore, I visit my beta reader's house and she does stuff. Computer-ish stuff.

Too Many Interruptions
Chapter 4: Tsunade

The sun was setting and most of the people in Konoha were heading home.

If, on their way home, somebody had stopped by Naruto's house, they would notice one room in the house had all of the blinds already shut. They might find it slightly strange because it wasn't yet dark enough and also because it was just the one room.

If the person was particularly worried about Naruto's health, they might have stopped by the window. Once there, they would have heard two male voices and perhaps assumed that Sasuke had stopped by to help Naruto with his injury.

They would be right.

"Tch! You're an idiot, Naruto," Sasuke scolded angrily. Honestly, what kind of ninja could trip over and get cut on mere bushes?

He told Naruto to turn around so he could tend to the deep gash that stretched from just below Naruto's shoulder blades and down the right side of his body to his gluteus. Sasuke blushed slightly when he realised he'd have to lower Naruto's clothes to get a good look at the full extent of his injury.

And what an injury it was, deep and very messy. The skin around it was ragged and roughly cut. "Damn you, sharp bushes," Naruto muttered, clearly in pain.

Sasuke sighed. How anyone could let a bush get the better of them was beyond him.

He knew he should have given some kind of warning before he snuck his hands around Naruto's front and undid the zip on his pants, but it was much more fun to see Naruto's shocked reaction. "Uh, Sasuke? Not that I'm not all for this later, but I kinda have something more important to take care of first. You see that red liquid on my back? That's blood."

Sasuke couldn't help himself—he let out a short laugh. "I know, silly," he replied, not unkindly. "I just need to see the whole cut, and it goes down the side of your bum, too," he explained teasingly.

"Oh, right" was Naruto's sheepish answer. He didn't want to seem like he was afraid of being touched by Sasuke. In fact, the only reason he stopped Sasuke in the first place was because his back hurt. There were no trust issues between them and they were perfectly comfortable around each other—no matter what they were or were not wearing.

Sasuke tugged down on Naruto's pants until he could see the end of the bush-inflicted cut. He slowly brought his hands back up and 'accidentally' brushed against something hanging limply between Naruto's legs. He was rewarded with a flinch and a gasp from Naruto. "After," Naruto promised, breathing slightly faster, "providing we don't get interrupted."

Sasuke contemplated that for a moment. If they were interrupted, the person would have to come through the door and be greeted by the lovely view of Naruto standing stark naked in front of them. If they cared to look closer, they would—without fail—notice Sasuke standing behind him, and their secret would be out. They couldn't really pass it off as nursing when one was naked and the other had his hands resting tenderly around the naked man's waist.

Sasuke shook his head to snap himself out of his thoughts and looked at the deep wound that he had assigned himself to attend to. "I'm not much of a doctor," he began, "but I reckon that needs to be cleaned," he said grimly. This was no time to be playing. This was a serious injury.

After treating said serious injury, Sasuke gently covered it with a bandage. Once he was sure Naruto didn't feel any discomfort, he called on Naruto's earlier promise. "And now is the time for playing," he said.

Before Naruto could react, Sasuke had pushed him up against the wall. He kissed Naruto's neck and back while Naruto, still facing the wall, let out a low, sensual sound to encourage him to continue. Sasuke was more than ready to give Naruto an orgasm, so he didn't hesitate to wrap his hand around Naruto's stiff shaft and begin pumping it.

The jolt that electrified Naruto's body was beyond words. The sounds Naruto made to describe it were indecipherable. He panted and moved into Sasuke's hand. He shut his eyes and cried out in pleasure after every heavenly squeeze. He didn't want to just stand there and let Sasuke service him, so he fought against him and managed to turn around to face him.

Sasuke couldn't understand what Naruto was doing. Why was he pushing him away? Didn't he like it? He would find out the answer soon enough.

The moment they were facing each other, Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand roughly and returned it to his aching member. Sasuke understood and went back to what he was doing, only with much greater vigour than ever before. Naruto just wanted to be part of the fun, and Sasuke felt himself becoming hard.

Naruto pressed his lips to Sasuke's hungrily. He didn't care that he was naked or that Sasuke was currently abusing his arousal in any way he could. He only cared about touching Sasuke—his lips, his hands and all the other parts hidden away, waiting to be found.

Sasuke pushed himself closer to Naruto as Naruto whipped his tongue across Sasuke's lips, asking for an invitation inside. Sasuke obliged and their tongues intertwined in a fierce wrestling match. Sasuke felt pre-cum on his fingertips. The liquid was slightly annoying but he welcomed it with open arms—figuratively, of course. It made it easier to slide his hand up and down, around and around.

With his other hand, Sasuke gripped Naruto's back and steadied himself as he broke apart from the blonde ninja's mouth and slid down to his knees. He was panting so fast that it almost seemed there was no air in the room.

His hand released Naruto and was rewarded with even louder moans. "N—No, Sexsuke, touch—touch again."

Sasuke smiled. He wasn't actually aiming for Naruto to beg; he'd only let go because he felt like he was going to fall over and he had planned to grab on again straight away, but seeing Naruto's reaction made it too tempting to pass up. "Sorry, I don't quite understand," he teased.

Naruto gave up asking with words and wrapped his hands in Sasuke's hair, trying to thrust his hips, but Sasuke held him fast against the wall. It was taking all his self-restraint not to take Naruto's member in his mouth and milk it for all it was worth—especially since it was pulsing mere inches from his face. But he was an Uchiha, and his family was renowned for remaining apathetic no matter the situation. It was made even more important to keep his reputation immaculate by the fact that he was the last one left.

"Do it, Sasuke." Naruto eventually managed to form a coherent sentence. Sasuke didn't even bother answering. He ran his tongue across the tip of Naruto's arousal, and Naruto shouted in triumph, knowing by now that staying still was the best way to get Sasuke to fulfil his craving for pleasure but finding it next to impossible.

Sasuke's own pants were uncomfortably tight and had been for as long as they'd been busy fooling around, so when he had sufficiently distracted Naruto, he pulled the constricting slacks down to his knees. He sighed happily when he let his penis out of its cage just as Naruto's own member twitched when it felt Sasuke's hot breath against his flesh. So much for Naruto being part of the fun; all he was doing was twisting his hands around Sasuke's black locks.

Sasuke placed his mouth just slightly over the top of his partner's shaft, causing Naruto to scream out in delight, sensitive to even the gentlest of touches.

And then the door opened.

"…"

Everyone was frozen in place.

Sasuke and Naruto looked at the intruder and she looked at them.

Nobody spoke.

Sasuke removed his mouth from around Naruto's erection, fully aware that they'd just been caught in the act. Still, the only sound in the room was the loud breathing of the two teenagers and even that quieted down after a few minutes.

The interrupter hadn't moved an inch. She was still standing in the doorway, mouth gaping open in shock, eyes wide with confusion.

Sasuke was far beyond embarrassment at being found in such a compromising situation. His face was as red as a rose. He looked at Naruto's; the colour wasn't much different from his own.

Naruto's eyes were still wild and unreasonable with pleasure and he seemed torn between continuing with Sasuke and pleading for Lady Tsunade to forget what she just walked in on.

Another moment of silence passed before Tsunade got over the initial shock and decided to speak. "I heard a scream… and I was going to fix Naruto's cut… so I came in 'cause I was worried and, uh, you… um…" She swallowed. "Would it… bother you to… uh… put some clothes on?" She chose her words carefully.

Naruto and Sasuke didn't speak. They just did what Tsunade asked. The moment couldn't have been more awkward, even if it tried. But it wouldn't—because moments don't try.

Naruto looked exceedingly guilty. "Sorry," he apologised quietly.

"Th—that's fine. Maybe we should discuss this over some sake?" Tsunade suggested, her authoritative nature returning to her.

Sasuke shook his head and put his arm around Naruto's waist. "Not to be rude, but I don't see how this is any of your business." He was afraid of how Tsunade would answer his bold rejection but it was worth a try. No one else understood but it was imperative that he kept his relationship with Naruto a secret.

Tsunade frowned. "Actually, if anything was to happen to either one of you in a mission—say, falling off a cliff—the other might lose sight of the goal just to rescue the one that fell. The mission comes first. I need you to convince me that you understand that."

Naruto stayed quiet during his boyfriend and the Hokage's small tiff, but he had to voice his opinion. "I don't see why this has to stay a secret." He turned to Sasuke. "One person? Just one," he pleaded.

Sasuke looked deep into Naruto's eyes and saw the sincerity there. Maybe it would be good to share the secret with one person other than the two of them. It would give them someone else to talk to.

Sasuke then looked to examine Tsunade's reaction to all this. She seemed a little astonished—and slightly disgusted—at the romance she'd just discovered but otherwise determined to find out everything. It wasn't like Sasuke to change his mind, but this was a special case. He knew he could trust Tsunade.

As it turned out, that interruption was a blessing in disguise. Tsunade now knows the whole story and still lets Naruto and Sasuke stay on the team together. She even swore to keep it a secret.

Maybe fate was somehow responsible for these disturbances…

A/N: And if you look again at the line you just read—yeah, go on, look!—you'll be reminded… this story has a plot! Whoot! Yay for plots! It gives the story more suspense and we all love suspense. Chapter 5 is next…
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BR/N: Um, I don't have much time to talk today. We have to watch an episode of Bleach before Ciel In A Dress has to go home. It's episode 115. IchiRuki FTW. (Ciel In A Dress: Oi, Phyllis: This is a NaruSasu story!) Yeah, yeah, whatever. She comes to my house, eats all my food and all she does for me is badly beta-read my stories (sometimes).