A/N: Nothing like a good old Jane Brook Shiraz to get your brain working for some NaruSasu action! Yeah, I drink wine. This particular one is red, obviously. But my favourite is this sweet, pink wine which isn't very alcoholic… *sigh* Don't worry; I'm not drunk. Only slightly fuzzafied. This is the chapter I've been wanting to publish for ages!! I love it. We had a bit of trouble coming up with the name of it because we didn't want to reveal too much so it ended up like this:
Too Many Interruptions
Chapter 5: Doorbell
"If that's all…" Sasuke said hesitantly, nervous in the presence of Lady Tsunade now that she knew his true character and could use it against him, taking a few small steps in the direction of the door.
"Yeah, sure, fine, whatever." Tsunade released a train of dismissive comments. Sasuke gratefully accepted his 'order' to leave and walked the rest of the distance to the door, putting his hand on the doorknob and opening it.
"Go check on Naruto," Tsunade told him as an afterthought, just before he shut the door behind him.
Sasuke smiled as he walked down the dark corridor of the Hokage's chambers. He was planning on visiting Naruto anyway but now he had a good excuse so he didn't have to worry about people seeing him enter Naruto's house.
Near the ninja's home, Sasuke saw a baseball game being played by some of his fellow shinobi. He briefly considered asking Naruto to join the game with him later but then he realised Naruto probably had about a billion plans to get Sasuke in bed with him. He wouldn't mind going along with those plans but there was always the chance they could be discovered, so he made a mental note to remind Naruto of all his reasons for secrecy before they did anything.
"Naruto?" Sasuke called tentatively when he reached the blonde ninja's front door, wondering if he was even home.
"Sasuke!" Naruto yelped, surprised. There were the sounds of some muffled thuds and something clattering to the floor. A dishevelled Naruto appeared at the door, opening it and smiling an innocent smile.
A little too innocent, Sasuke thought. "What were those sounds?" he asked curiously as a greeting, stepping aside.
Naruto blushed as an answer and Sasuke wondered if there was anyone else in the house. Suddenly, he felt jealous. He pushed Naruto roughly to one side and burst into the living room.
There was no person in there; instead, there were what seemed to be the remnants of a wooden crate—all in a messy heap on the floor.
The jealousy evaporated upon seeing there was nobody else in the room but him and Naruto. The small scare brought to his attention that Naruto could betray him whenever he chose to. He wasn't bound to Sasuke and he didn't have to keep all their secrets. He only did it because Sasuke wanted him to. The dark ninja had never appreciated Naruto more than in that very moment.
The overtaking gratitude he felt filled him up so much that it took a minute for the confusion to sink in.
Why was there a broken crate on the floor?
Naruto sensed his confusion and answered his silent question. "I was practising freeing myself from traps without leaving any evidence," he explained sheepishly. Sasuke giggled, and then, upon realising what he was doing, stopped. Giggling was so girly!
They looked at each other awkwardly. Neither said anything. What could you say when your lover was breaking out of crates? Sasuke supposed Naruto needed the practice; the remains of the crate definitely were not how Naruto had originally made them.
Naruto changed the subject to break the silence. "I feel better now!" He flexed his muscles. "Thanks to your nursing yesterday," he teased, knowing how much Sasuke hated being related to girly things, such as giggling and nursing. He had a sudden fantasy of Sasuke in a nurse's outfit, giggling and blushing prettily. He smiled at this vision and the real Sasuke looked at him uneasily with a slight frown on his pale face.
Naruto made a split-second decision to heal Sasuke's wounded ego. He jumped onto Sasuke, proving his good health, and the shock of it caused Sasuke to tumble down to the floor comically.
Sasuke felt slightly hot. Naruto had leapt on him quite suddenly and he'd overbalanced, landing on his back with Naruto straddling him, grinning all the while. "The atmosphere was tense, so I fixed it," Naruto explained, seeming rather proud of himself. Sasuke gulped.
"Let me just remind you why it's a secret before we…uh, yeah," he began awkwardly.
"I'm listening," said Naruto, basically just wanting Sasuke to hurry up and play with him.
"Just remember, I can't let people find out because I'm the last Uchiha and I'm a respected person and if I want my clan to continue, well, I can't exactly reproduce with you, and my reputation." Sasuke looked up at Naruto and reminded him of his rules, although his concentration was slipping so he wasn't as authoritative as he wanted to be. "By the way, I love you," he added, knowing what would inevitably follow—and looking forward to it.
Naruto smirked mischievously and put his hands on Sasuke's arms, anticipating a struggle. He was wrong, however, as Sasuke demonstrated by planting a kiss on Naruto's surprised lips. Sasuke had already decided, before he even entered Naruto's house, to make the most of any romantic moments lest they be disturbed again.
Naruto made his move. He rolled his hips with minimal force, gently pushing down on Sasuke's midriff, trying to coax a reaction out of him. He was, quite frankly, astounded to feel an answering nudge through his clothes. He felt his member begin to harder as a result. He inferred that Sasuke was more excited and ready for this than he was letting on. Naruto let out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding and desperately pushed harder on Sasuke, wishing for more than a little nudge.
Sasuke was breathing faster, his face thoroughly red and the space between his hips thoroughly hot. Naruto got his wish; rubbing Sasuke harder with his own erection and briefly running his hand along it caused Sasuke's to stiffen until it was as hard as a diamond.
Sasuke moaned and groaned, arching his back, pressing himself into Naruto. All worries of being discovered were long gone. Sasuke was far too lost in his arousal to think of anything but Naruto. He managed to fit his hands into the little space between the two young men and undo Naruto's shorts, pulling them off and gripping his familiar shaft tightly.
Naruto seemed to melt on top of Sasuke. He responded by rolling to one side and wrapping his hands around Naruto's now-bare waist. Both panting incredibly loudly, they moved quickly whichever way pleased them most.
Naruto trapped Sasuke's hips with his legs and put his arms around his neck. He continued trying to scrape away all that separated their stiff organs from each other. Sasuke locked their mouths together and squirmed. The only thought going through his fuzzy head was how he wanted more pleasure. All he wanted was more. That was all he thought he'd ever want again.
The heat and friction was heaven for their two erections. Another particularly rough motion caused the ninjas to cry out and grip each other more firmly, now forcing each other's mouths open and roughly licking all that they found inside.
Sasuke's hands moved smoothly down Naruto's back—making him shiver with delight—where they'd been pushing him up to Sasuke, and gripped his buttocks tightly. What was once an enjoyable game of giving each other what they wanted had turned into a virtually violent race to reach the climax first.
Naruto thought of an excellent way to distract Sasuke, so he whispered in his ear, half-seriously, "You seem to be feeling quite amorous."
"You've got to be kidding me," came Sasuke's sarcastic and breathless reply. He was quite busy enjoying the feeling of Naruto's burning breath on his curse mark.
Naruto reached up and buried his hand in Sasuke's black hair, kissing him again. The fantastic feelings racing through Naruto's body were almost too much to bear, but he had enough of his mind left to free his lover's delicious mouth from his own and run his wet tongue lightly up his burning neck, taking extra care to miss the curse mark because he knew that would spell the end for Sasuke.
Sasuke wasn't very happy with this decision and moaned angrily, "Naruto…" In retaliation for Naruto's cruel attack on his neck, Sasuke began thrusting his hips down into the blonde's.
That was the limit for Naruto.
He came hard, somehow managing to twist closer to Sasuke in the process and bucking in an effort to keep his cock in that state of heavenly bliss. Sasuke felt semen soak into his own pants (he was rather proud to have kept them on this whole time) and he, too, reached his limit, losing what little control he had and shouting Naruto's name. He imitated Naruto's actions to try and keep himself lifted as they gave each other just a few more seconds before they crashed back down to earth.
They stayed where they were, still locked together in an embrace, and gasped for breath. Oh, oxygen, sweet oxygen. How we've missed you. The two ninjas' thoughts were in sync. It was a few minutes before either could say anything.
"We made it," Naruto sighed, directly into Sasuke's ear.
"Nobody stopped us," he agreed softly.
The bliss surrounding them began to fade and Sasuke became aware of an uncomfortable wetness in his lower regions. "Hey," Naruto said, now frowning in realization, "why am I always the one without pants?" Sasuke began to laugh and after another put-out moment from Naruto, he joined in.
They weren't planning on moving from where they were lying on the floor, cuddled together, but at that moment, the doorbell rang.
"I'm almost tempted to tell whoever it is that they're already too late."
A/N: I wrote the first draft of this chapter during the forty hour famine when I didn't sleep for forty hours. Then I edited it after I'd drunk some, uhhh, alcoholic liquids. So, naturally, it's completely whimsical. That's not the end of the story. There's more. Mwahaha... Let's just say Sasuke does something that's a little loopy in a later chapter. In fact, the final chapter. That's all you're getting for spoilers!
BR/N: Sorry if there are any mistakes in this chapter. My mind was just a bit hazy while I was reading over this, seeing as I had just finished watching Fade To Black, the third Bleach movie, for the tenth time this week.