The Exhibitionist

By

sfiddy

The plans were set. Jake had made reservations at a hotel, and Bella had created a cover story to keep them both from running afoul of their parents, not to mention the prying eyes of their friends who might not understand their need for a more exploratory experience.

They knew it was time- opportunities like this only came a once in your life, and neither of them had experienced it yet, so they fought the nerves that invariably accompanied such a life changing experience. Up to now they had indulged these impulsive desires through her slow and grainy internet connection, always left disappointed in the unsatisfying results. As a result, for their first real time they would try a more... public venue.

Bella shyly looked up at him in the car as they approached the hotel.

"I'm so excited, Jake. Do you think it will be hard to get to? I mean, with all the barriers?"

Jake smiled warmly at his sweetheart. She had no idea how endearing her nerves were. If she only knew how tightly his own were drawn, especially hiding the gift he had for her the whole way to Port Angeles. It was making his loins ache just thinking of the hard shaft and what it would do to her.

They opened their hotel room and dropped off their few bags. Jake had to continuously adjust his pants just to conceal his package from her, worried she may get the wrong idea. As it was she was flushed and fidgety already. She emerged from the bathroom in a lovely short skirt with a pretty lacy top and light shirt over it. His mind began to wander.

"Are you ready to go, or do you want to shower first?" Jake's mouth dropped open, but he recuperated quickly.

"Uh, I think maybe we should just go. We don't want the crowds to get too thick, we might be able to get a little privacy to, you know," He waggled his eyebrows suggestively "have a private showing!"

"Oh! Jake that would be just wonderful! Maybe then you could give me whatever is in your pants that has pained you this whole way from home?" She licked her lips with anticipation.

God, she was an impatient minx!

"Only at the show, Bells. Only there!"

"But Jake, what if there are other people around? I don't want to put on a show for the whole world!" Bella cried, her face deepening into a most appealing shade.

Jake lowered his voice to a rumble. "Would it be so bad, Bells, if someone saw us? Maybe they would learn something from such an adorable couple as us. We may not know much about this sort of thing but I'm willing to bet we're fast learners."

Bella's breath caught in her throat as his warm words fanned her desire.

"Well Jake, we better get going then. I'm looking forward to seeing the form and-" she paused for effect "size of this specimen you keep talking about."

Jake exhaled a breath and let her lush promises wash over him and he dwelled a little too long. Movement in his pants required another adjustment and Bella shot a smirk his way.

Minx.

They took their bag with the camera, notes, and the books telling them the best views and positions to achieve their goals in a short span of time in such surroundings. Their venue was indeed populated, though sparsely as Jake had promised. Bella felt a rush of self-consciousness as she removed her over shirt, allowing her more freedom of movement, pleasantly aware of the pair of dark eyes on her.

Bella looked up at Jake. "So, big guy, are you ready to take me to your big beautiful work of art? I feel like I've been waiting my whole life... just for this." Bella's eyes shined as she gazed at him. "I'm so glad it's with you, here." Bella reached a hand out and stroked the long, hard package in his pants. She gasped, "Jake, what are you packing?" With a raised eyebrow and a luscious glimpse of pink in her mouth, she spoke again. "What else are you hiding?"

Jake pushed the shaft into her hand, thrusting slightly into her palm. "Oh, Bells," He teased, "if only you knew."

A guard watched them closely, appraising them and moved the velvet cord aside, allowing them to enter. Jake nodded to the guard, guiding Bella in gently through the narrow and dim hallway, clearly designed to control movement to the inner sanctum.

Bella's body quaked in anticipation as they headed toward the room they had planned the entire trip around. There was only one man in the room with them and Bella cast a nervous gaze towards him. The older man smiled with a lift of his eyebrows before turning back to the wall to contemplate the work of art before him, stroking the granite length lightly and with love.

Bella could hardly look as Jake guided her to their goal, his hands on her hips and rocking gently to keep her moving in the right direction. She panted with anticipation, covering her eyes with modesty, as she had never set eyes on such a prize before.

"Open your eyes, Bells. I want to watch you when you see it." Jake's whisper seared her mind and she could only obey, no other thought could enter her but to do as he wished.

She uncovered her eyes and let out her breath with a whoosh.

"That's... it? Are you sure? It couldn't be a mistake?" She could not hide the disappointment in her voice.

"It's hardly a mistake, Bells. I think I would have noticed!" He was a little offended.

"But, it's... so small! Jake, really!"

"What? It's a masterpiece!" Jake was mortified and feeling a bit insulted. This was all for her!

Bella looked Jake up and down. "I know, but I mean- for the size of the frame I would expect a little, well, more in length. Width, too."

"Well, maybe the frame is part of the piece, did you consider that?" Jake sputtered a bit, unsure of how to proceed. The man stroking the sculpture of the golden retriever paused in his affections and watched them.

"Bella, I know it's just a replica, but it is still a life sized Mona Lisa! Done by a master copyist!" He reached into the deep pocket of his pants for the hard cardboard tube. "I even got you a print of it!"

Her disappointment evaporated in an instant and she smiled brightly. "Aww, Jake! That's so sweet! Thanks!" She paused and flicked her eyes toward the hulking figure next to her. "Now, hot stuff, why don't we talk about a little compare and contrast with that replica of Michelangelo's David over there!"

A/N: Many thanks to little furry cannibals for the invitation to contribute to the series! My jaw dropped when I read the first 'chapter', but after that I was sold. I hope everyone enjoys and gets a laugh out of what she made my twisted head dream up.