Too Many Interruptions
Chapter 12: Itachi
Naruto and Sasuke sat in a somewhat shocked silence for the drive home.
"That was easily the strangest thing I've ever done," Naruto said, making conversation.
"Which part?" Sasuke asked weakly, after a pause.
Naruto thought carefully for a moment, finding it a little difficult to narrow down. Finally, he came to a decision.
"I'd say it was the rising dead guy while we were making out which really freaked me out. You?"
"Same." Sasuke nodded, wondering if he would have nightmares. He usually wasn't one for nightmares, since his daily life was mostly even scarier than anything his subconscious could conjure up, but zombies were certainly high up on his fears list. Not that Sasuke had a fears list. That's something only babies would do, and everybody would agree that Sasuke was no baby.
"So…" Naruto began vaguely, not wanting to lose the little progress he'd made in conversation. Sasuke stayed silent, much to Naruto's irritation.
"…Why don't we hang out a bit when we get back to your house?" Naruto suggested, sensing an opportunity and jumping at it. "Because Itachi will probably be with Deidara or something…" he muttered as explanation, whilst actually thinking that he would explode if he didn't get rid of this built-up pressure soon.
The fact that Deidara and Itachi were missing in action was just a bonus.
"Sure. Why not?" Sasuke said cautiously, still totally freaked out, but finding it within himself to look forward to later events.
The silence came back then, and, try as he might, Naruto was unable to break it. Sasuke was not very chatty that night, it seemed. Then again, his chattiness could be in direct proportion to the amount of fun he might be having at the time of chatty-measurement, since he seemed more opened-up when he was happy…
While Naruto was forming these theories, Sasuke stopped the car as they had arrived back at his house. He paused for a moment, weighing the pros and cons of what he was about to do. Shrugging, he decided that there was little risk in it. Not enough to bother him anyway.
He unbuckled his seat belt and dived on top of Naruto, snatching his mouth in a kiss. Taken by surprise, Naruto simply sat for a moment before realising action was required of him and responding. He undid his own seatbelt and simultaneously lowered the seat so it was almost flat; easy enough to do when there was the weight of two people pushing it down.
And that was how the men ended up making out in the backseat of Sasuke's car. It was a wonderful way of relaxing after the day they'd had. It was urgent and rushed but it still gave them the feeling of euphoria they needed, and so deeply wanted.
As their tongues mingled in the confines of their mouths, Naruto took control and decided to step it up a notch. He slowly trailed his free hand down Sasuke's body, stopping at the zipper to his pants. He undid it slowly and pulled the clothes down, and all the way off, grasping Sasuke's cock and stroking it.
Sasuke had wondered when they'd get to this bit, and he was ready for the jolt of lust that shot through him upon Naruto's contact with his member. He moaned and rubbed his lower body up against Naruto's, as the older man was lying on top of him, in the backseat of his car.
"Hang on, one second." Sasuke stopped Naruto, holding up his hands and frowning. Naruto actually stopped, surprising Sasuke, though Naruto had briefly toyed with the idea of ignoring Sasuke's protests and continuing regardless.
"What's up?" Naruto asked, panting. Although he had stopped, he was not happy with it, and his lust-filled mind wanted it to continue as soon as possible. And his lust-filled member. His entire body was pretty much lust-filled, actually.
"Just thought it'd be a good time to ask…" Sasuke began. Naruto looked at him sceptically, moving his lower body slightly so Sasuke could feel how not-a-good-time this interruption was. "…Anyway, I wondered why you're always on top."
Again, Naruto looked at him sceptically, this time raising an eyebrow for emphasis. He thought it was obvious.
"Because I'm bigger than you, and I'm generally the initiator." Secretly, Naruto was proud that he'd known the word 'initiator.' Despite being nineteen years old, Naruto was a little daft. Just a little.
Sasuke shrugged, forgetting why it was so important to ask, and brought Naruto's mouth to his again. Naruto responded with effective enthusiasm, catching Sasuke off-guard and rolling them both onto the floor.
There wasn't much room on the floor.
They continued kissing despite the extremely uncomfortable position they were in. Sasuke spread his legs to either side of Naruto when he felt the older man's hand come searching for his cock. Finding it exactly where he'd expected it to be—where else would it go?—Naruto wound his hand around it and rubbed it harshly, hearing Sasuke moan in pleasure.
He and Sasuke were completely stuck, Naruto realised as he tried to lift himself up to allow Sasuke's hands access to his shaft. He didn't mind terribly, but he figured they might have to get out of the car eventually, so told Sasuke of the issue.
Sasuke didn't hear a word Naruto said, so lost in the pleasure as he was. They were really getting into it, to say the least.
Sasuke did, however, hear the loud knock come directly above his head.
Looking up, hitting his head painfully against the door as he did so, he saw Itachi looking down at him from the open window. Surprise was clear in his face, accompanied by embarrassment, and an odd twinkle in his eye.
"Ha! Interrupted again!" Naruto announced with ridiculous euphoria, still trapped in his position between Sasuke's legs, hovering above the stricken man.
Sasuke aimed a kick at Naruto, but only succeeded in pressing the older man's body further down, feeling their lower bodies meet roughly, again.
"Having fun there?" Itachi asked teasingly, still blushing, but grinning at Sasuke's failed attempts at escape.
"Dammit, Itachi! Do you not have a shred of decency?" Sasuke shouted, wriggling to try and get out whilst dying of embarrassment at being caught in such a way by his own brother.
"You're one to talk about decency, little brother. You'll get cold without your pants," Itachi scolded mockingly, beginning to laugh.
Sasuke tried a new strategy; he reached up suddenly, aiming a punch at Itachi's face. He missed, of course. You don't become public enemy number one by losing in fights against your little brother.
"Shut up about my pants! Are you gonna stand there laughing all night?" Sasuke struggled violently, but could get nowhere underneath Naruto. If anything, he was digging himself deeper.
"Why, yes. That sounds like a wonderful idea."
"I hate you! Just help me out of here and I'll kick your ass!" Sasuke said while thinking, Speaking of ideas, which of us decided to roll onto the floor? Oh yeah, it was Naruto.
"You might want to cover your own first."
Sasuke stopped his violent struggle and glared at his older brother, brushing his hair, damp with sweat, out of his eyes as he did so.
"Come on, Uchiha, as great as it is to see you, we're really uncomfortable here," Naruto said, half joking, half pleading.
"Oh, alright," Itachi said, opening the door.
Sasuke wormed his way backwards until he landed on the ground with a thump. Naruto crawled out and stood up, passing Sasuke his pants but leaving him on the ground.
There was a lot of grumbling and glaring involved, but Sasuke did manage to put his clothes back on and stand up.
"Tisk, tisk, little brother. Are you using protection?" Itachi asked mockingly.
That was the last straw for Sasuke, his emotions already built up so high after his long day—their argument in the morning, the panic before and after Deidara's resurrection, and his many intimate moments with Naruto. Come to think of it, it was a miracle Sasuke hadn't had a heart attack yet.
"You know what? I'm sick of you! I can't even have sex in peace! Go move in with Deidara or something; just get out of my face!" Sasuke stormed off, presumably to get some sleep.
"Tough day," Itachi mused when Sasuke was gone.
"Yeah," Naruto agreed, his mind still a little occupied with his never-ending thoughts of Sasuke.
"Odd that he should mention Deidara, though," Itachi added, looking at Naruto shrewdly.
"…Yes. How very, very strange, and weird," Naruto said, coughing to cover up his guilt, which was rolling off of him in waves.
"So… you and Sasuke, eh?" Itachi nudged Naruto, winking and grinning. Naruto was glad for the change of subject. A conversation with one's boyfriend's brother is uncomfortable enough without adding stalking to the mix.
"Why are you acting all buddy-buddy with me?" Naruto asked suspiciously, suddenly realising that he'd never actually spoken to Itachi before.
"Like Sasuke's gonna tell me anything."
"…Good point," Naruto conceded.
There was a moment of silence between them.
"Well?" Itachi asked expectantly.
"What you just saw is just about it. Hasn't gone much further than that." Naruto couldn't help but be a bit sulky. He really wanted to do more with Sasuke, but with all these interruptions…
"Pity."
Naruto decided then to return home, and Itachi went inside. Or tried to, at least. As a final act of revenge, Sasuke had locked the doors.
Despite his fears of nightmares—he added that to his list, too—there were only sweet dreams in the Uchiha household that night.
A/N: I think I broke my funny. And I love torturing Sasuke. This is not good.
Speaking of which, I went to JAPAN! And I came thiiiiiiiiis close to marrying a wall with a massive picture of my darling Sasuke on it.
Speaking of which, again, you may have noticed my lack of updating…? Yeah. I'll trrrryyyyyy to try harder. ^^
BR/N: I would be criticising Ciel In A Dress for her lack of updating, but… I am currently not in a position to talk.
Damn lack of inspiration. Damn real life issues. Damn it all.
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Have a nice day now.