It's Mr. Schue's turn.
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"So Mr Schue, when are you holding auditions?" Just as Will Schuester was exiting his last class of the day before heading over to the choir room, Rachel came out of nowhere. He just barely stopped himself from dropping the books he was holding and letting out a shriek that would have sounded undoubtedly girlish.
"Auditions?"
"Yes auditions. To replace me. You do remember when I told you two weeks ago that I don't want to be a part of Glee Club anymore, don't you?"
He sighed. It seemed like a frequent occurrence around Rachel.
"Rachel it just seems pointless. In the very beginning of the year we put on a stellar performance of New York and yet no one signed up for Glee Club. The only person who did audition was run off by you."
"I would like to point out that the new VA coach was the one who did the stealing. The fact that she actually came for auditions proved that she was willing to be a part of New Directions and had it not been for the fact that Vocal Adrenaline was offering her something which would have made life incredibly easy on her she would not have chosen to leave WMHS."
"Yes well still. Sam didn't join until he was injured and even after that it was Quinn's presence that kept him here. And Lauren was a last minute addition in return for Puck! Do you see the dilemma auditions pose?"
"Yes I do. I understand that the chances of finding a new member are very hard. But last year when we were a member short we accepted Jacob Ben Israel for our team. Jacob Ben Israel. More importantly holding auditions shows that you are respecting my decision. Considering how much I have tolerated your high handedness when it comes to my singing, there are some cases where I draw the line."
"I hardly think high handed is the way to describe how we deal with you."
"No but it's the nicest way I could find a way to tell you that you suck."
A hurt expression flitted across the Spanish teacher's face before he pursed his lips in consternation. In that moment Rachel could not believe how appropriate Sue Sylvester's descriptions of Mr Schue really were.
"Mr Schue you let your personal problems affect Glee, you really don't have the appropriate training to be a Glee director, and you're so busy trying to make friends with your students you fail to see what really matters. I mean you planted drugs on Finn to force him into joining Glee in the first place. Granted he ended up actually willing to be a part of Glee club but still, your moral compass does not exactly point North right now."
Flabbergasted Will just stood there with his mouth wide open while Rachel waited for a response. Finally fed up she sighed (he seemed to be rubbing off on her) and started taping her toe impatiently hoping the sound would snap him out of it. He closed his mouth and spluttered a bit and she realised she'd have to do all the talking herself.
"I'm just asking you to hold auditions Mr Schue nothing more nothing less. If someone tries out and is a decent enough singer, then I can finally leave without the demise of New Directions on my conscience."
She turned on her heel and left.
And so it was that quite unintentionally Rachel Barbra Berry achieved her most dramatic exit ever.