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This chapter is based off of an event that happen in MBL3's geography class between her, her "brother", and the student aid and a random friend of ours.

Tsubasa's POV

"Lunch! Sit where ever. I don't care." Ruka said finally.

I was totally happy to hear that we could sit where ever. So I walked over to where Masaki was and sat down on her desk, staring at her until she would look up. Finally she did.

Letting out a sigh she looked up at me and said "Fine, fine. You know I never really get to have peace and quiet with you around me all the time."

"Hey!"

"Sorry, but you know it's true."

"Yah, yah." Then I smelled the tantalizing sent of fresh pizza. FOOOOOD!" I started toward it but Masaki grabbed me by the collar of my shirt to hold me back so the little people could get some before I got to it. I tugged and thrashed around and threatened, but to no avail she got her clones on me. Finally the kids got there food and I was about to reach for a plate when I heard her say "Ahem, ladies first? Ever heard that before?"

I smirked at her and said "Yah but I don't see any ladies behind me."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" she yelled, red faced and looked like she was about to crack me in half, which she was probably thinking about.

I smiled at her walked behind her and whispered into her ear real sweetly, "First of all who are you calling little? And second I don't see one behind me because your not a lady you're a woman plus you're in front of me now so stop complaining and lets eat."

She responded by elbowing me in the chest and getting a plate.

"Love you too, honey." I huffed out while rubbing my chest. Then I got my pizza and walked over to where she was by Mikan and Natsume. I sat between her and Mikan in my usual place. As soon as I sat down Masaki started tracing my spine showing that our little fight was over. After awhile I guess it started to feel really good because Mikan yelled, "Wow, Tsubasa! Your eyes are turning green!"

"Don't they turn color with your mood?" Masaki asked.

"Umm…yeah," I answered blushing a tiny bit.

"So what mood are you in?" Natsume asked.

"I don't think I should answer that."

"Ahh! I see. I guess Willie wants out of his tent."

"Huh, never heard it put like that."

"Yeah so does he?" Masaki asked and I was starting to feel an awkward turtle moment coming. This was so not the conversation I wanted to have with my girlfriend, even though we're both pretty perverted minded already, but still!

"Uh…uh…no comment?" yeah like she would let me get out of this conversation that easily.

Just as Masaki opened her mouth to say something, Mikan jumping in and said, "Who's Willie? I don't get it."

I turned bright red man she was so cute and innocent…Why the hell is she going out with that damn Natsume! Some things in this world I just don't understand.

Thankfully Masaki stepped in to help me saying "Don't pay any attention to us Mikan were just talking about an inside joke. I don't think you would find it very funny."

"Oh ok." She said and started to eat her pizza again.

"Why do you guys protect her innocence like that? You know she needs to learn about it sometime? Or do you think she's gonna grow up to be thirty and not even know what sex is?"

"Well with you as her boyfriend I don't think that'll ever happen." I said

"And Natsume I know what sex is. You're such a pervert how can I not know?"

"Just as I thought! He's corrupting our little Mikan!" Masaki said in a motherly tone.

"But anyways back to the main topic" Natsume said. "I asked a question, does Willie want out of his tent?" he asked again with a smirk on his face. Mikan was staring at me blankly (probably still trying to figure what that Natsume's comment meant.) and Masaki had a half-smirk half-smile probably laughing her ass off on the inside.

I sighed. I might as well get it the ridicule over with now. "Yah he does."

At this Masaki got a mischievous gleam in her eye and then she started to rub my back and I think my eyes went an even deeper shade of green because even Natsume laughed at me.

Eventually I think the light bulb in Mikan's brain finally went on because she leaned over to Natsume's ear and said loud enough for me to hear, "Does that mean he's horny?" Masaki and Natsume went into a hysterical fit of laughter and I just slid down in my desk even lower and I knew my face was bright red. Oh My God! This is so embarrassing!

It was only then, when I was leaning down so far in my seat that I noticed a voice recorder with the record button on. That blackmailing bitch!

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