Written with a different friend who still doesn't have a FF account.

Up a random tower

Trelawney, the esteemed seer, amazing teacher and sociable punk, or is it social failure, was checking her precious teacup collection when, out of the blue, explosions began to bung round the room. Closing her eyes, as if in prayer, Trelawney allowed the Inner Eye out to play. In a breathy voice, she began to mutter, "I see...a potato, a frog, a dog." After a prolonged pause, she muttered in a normal voice (for her), "I'm a poet and I didn't know it!" After several hysterical chuckles, a glass of whisky and the call of nature, she began to gaze sadly at her precious teacup collection, wondering if the explosions would destroy it forever. Susan Bones, hiding behind the flowery couch, couldn't help but snigger as he realised the batty professor had finally cracked. Completely. Cedric, snorting nearby, stuffing cake down his face, was upset that his pet gorilla Fred (after his the Wesley boy) and its twin brother George (after the other Wesley boy), wasn't mentioned in the crazy prophecy. Cho guffawing loudly in an unladylike fashion, hiding behind the lamp, wondered why her pet melon Bob was mentioned as Trelawney always mistook for a dog.

Trelawney whirled around. Who was laughing at her precious teacups? The answer was immediately obvious. Looking at the lamp closely, and then switching her gaze to the couch nearby, her gaze continued and then shouting, she exclaimed, "Longbottom! Get your bottom here!"

"What about my long?" inquired a confused Neville.

"No, I don't need your long, just your bottom."

"Good, I'll just be off," said a beaming Neville.

Trelawney could only watch in shock as the usually quiet and shy Longbottom happily skipped out the door, sucking his blood lollipop. What was most shocking though was that Neville did not once trip.

Downstairs, as Ginny gazed at the banana lovingly (her avocado was lost forever) she thought of her orange lying on its own back at her house.

Love was the reason Luna decided to peel the banana, so that she could save Harry from the community service.

The banana graveyard was a morbid thought and yet Ginny felt that her old banana that had long since died, was comfortable and happy in its last resting place!

Fans are not a popular choice for the decoration of graveyards, but Luna found a towering lilac one that she thought was very appropriate.

It was a rainy day yet Ginny didn't care. What was important was that her banana was given a proper funeral.

They bumped with an almighty CRASH!

"Oi!" Ginny yelled. "My banana just died!" Tears began to roll down her face, mirroring the rain outside.

"Gred," uttered Forge.

"Yes, dear brother of mine," said Gred. He toyed with the enchanted apple in his hands, a whole box of them squirming beside him to get his attention.

"I think it's time we put that apple of yours to good use."

Gred sent Forge and evil grin. "Time to talk with old Peevsy then."

There we are sorry for the long update may be quicker next time.