Okay so much for being faster... maybe next time!

So far: Harry, Hermione and Ron have found the castle,

Luna and Ginny have crashed into each other and Fred and George are plotting about their apple...

Skipping along merrily Ginny could not be happier, although she had lost a lot of her fruit farm she still had her oh so precious dragon fruit, Charlie would be so proud of her.

Some distance away a more than slightly hyper Mr Potter was banging happily on the really, really big doors of the castle, after several tries he got bored and pushed the doors open.

Hermione and Ron who were happily arguing away behind him had not been paying attention. That was until Harry happily shouted. "Peeves!"

Silence fell as everyone looked at Harry in horror. Until peeves came zooming round a corner, for yes they were at Hogwarts and yes Harry had taken Ron and Hermione on yet another of one of his wild goose chases. You would think by now they would have learnt their lesson by now, Hermione especially she was meant to be the brightest witch of her generation.

While peeves happily threw his *cough* Fred *cough* George's *cough* severely mashed up apple around the entrance hall, Hermione went back to one of her favourite hobbies, namely berating poor Ron.

Harry happily skipped past them grinning at Peeves before rushing past other random people and going back to singing children songs, this time a rendition of Balamory could be heard as Harry sang as loudly as he could, Remus had always said he was a really loud baby. He must have been joking Harry was more than just loud.

Ginny came sprinting down the stairs her eyes all excited, until she saw who it was, "Oh it's only you, I hoped for the pizza delivery boy!"

A few heads turned to stare at her, after Harry had defeated Coldiepanties-, with the power, he knows not, practical jokes, - craziness had been flying through Hogwarts faster than you could say Sherbet Lemons (yes Dumbly had tried).

Blaise Zabini who was standing in the entrance hall watching the craziness sighed, and he had been hoping it was the Chinese! Still maybe the food would be here soon, he had only been waiting four month or so, and the food he had eaten in the meantime had not been soooooo bad, merely not up to his high standard.

Poor Draco was most devastated his children's Happy Meal from MacDonald's still had not come and he was rather put out by it! He was going to complain to his father, if his father could have his family bucket from Kentucky every day, delivered to the manor, then he could have his Happy Meal. Though he was not very happy.

While the majority of Hogwarts mourned the fact that their wonderful takeaways had not been delivered, in Surrey the Dursley household a man that looked more like a walrus (AN no offense towards walruses intended) and a woman with startling similarities to a giraffe (AN same applies to the poor giraffes) spluttered as the 10 o'clock news came on (though it was not 10 yet just use your imagination).

And to recent news, recently reports have been coming in from many take out restaurants; a Mr AlbuisDumblesnick has reportedly been ordering thousands of takeaways merely to give the address of Hogsnort School of witchcraft and wizardry.

Police have issued a warning to anyone working in fast food restaurants that recently threats have been issued. The suspect is thought to enjoy sucking on lemon drops and being a royal manipulator. We can only hope justice will be served

And that is all for today's news see you later, alligator!

Mr Dursley shouted at the TV in fury while his vein throbbed and the next-door neighbours sighed, another sleepless night it was.

Mrs Dursley meanwhile snorted and stood up, "Always knew he was a freaky, freak!"

With that, she stormed out the room, stopping on her dramatic exit to careful move a flowerpot half a millimetre to the left, pull her tape measure out and make sure the flowerpot was where it was meant to be, nothing less than perfection for her normality.

Back at Hogwarts

The doors opened again, everyone held their breath in anticipation, only for it to come rushing out again as they saw the mad girl that visited Luna Lovegood now and then. The girl came in shouting about the joy of school, a collective shudder ran through the room who could think that? Several gasps were heard as the girl shouted about the joy of French; several children were already running off to get St Mungos aware of the situation. (AN No offense meant I merely disagree with the language can't learn it)

When Luna happily came skipping down the steps with her arms open shudders yet again ran through the room as everyone hoped that the author would come up with some better more interesting words, she had after all repeated several too many times now!

Shudders (author gives evil grin) also ran through the spectators as they realised not only was the author going to use the word shudders regularly she was also going to make them suffer for thinking of the rebellion they had so thoughtfully planned, down to the last *cough* shuddering *cough* detail.

Letting Luna and her friend who still had not got a name (it might be thought of later) together plotting evilness worse than the Weasley twins would be punishment! At least the Weasley's at some point had some sanity to matter how questionable that may be.

So as the two girls happily twirled away many people, old and young ran to barricade their dormitories before the evil duo could cross their threshold.

At this point the author is going to be truly evil and stop writing, although the target was not reached, there were boxes that needed unpacking. Though after editing and with the AN's the target has actually been reached.

So that is it for now, as my friend pointed out I still had not updated, opps and that reminder was a while ago too! So hope you liked it and I apologies for the random authors notes spread throughout this chapter