A/N: Okay, it's offical. I suck at updating. I didn't post this last week, and I could give you the long list of reasons why, but I have a feeling you just want to get to the story, so...
Thanks to: Lara D and Aria Elizabeth Skittles for reviewing. (Uh, two reviews? C'mon people! Review!)
Also: Thanks to randomreviewerz, Lara D, and Aria Elizabeth Skittles for reviewing chapter 2, 'cause I didn't thank you guys last week! Sorry!
This chapter is dedicated to Lara D, who took the time to give a positive review to every SG fic I've written. You're the best!
Prompt 004: Describe your family
If there was a "World's Weirdest Family" prize, mine would win it in a millisecond. It's not that I don't love them, I absolutely do, but our whole family is just... strange.
To me, we started normal enough. Back when it was just my parents, Daphne, and me, I used to think we were- the horror of it- boring. I used to wish we would do more stuff, or go out more, or do anything other than just sit around at home, which is really all we did.
Oh how I took normality for granted.
Then my parents went missing, and, well, you know the rest. But now I'm living with my grandmother, who enjoys cooking "exotic" recipes that typically include at least one type of animal I've never heard of, my sister, who's currently writing a dictionary of nonexistent words, and Puck, who I'm not going to even start on.
If it were just these three, I probably could have lived with it, but now we also have a insane-turned-normal girl and my mournful Uncle Jake. Now, the fact that we're friends with a little girl who, at one point, tried to kill us should be a big red warning flag.
But now she lives with us.
I guess I should feel more safe than I do, because we saw her get cured and are 100% sure she's all right now and everything, but I find it hard to trust people to begin with, let alone people who have tried to kill me.
Uncle Jake's not that bad.
In fact, he used to be kind of fun. I actually really liked him. But Jake's been through some stuff, some really bad stuff, and now he's always gloomy and sad. He misses his girlfriend/fiancé (I'm not really sure what to consider them, because Jake never really purposed, but Briar claimed she would marry him, and she was buried with the ring on), who died in the war. For the most part, he just sits in his room, staring at photos.
I wish I could help him, but he's in too deep to be coming out any time soon.
So there. That's my family. Even though not all of them are really related, I feel the need to count them anyway, because it honestly feels like I have a family tie with each and every one of them.
And even though they're all about 99% freakish, I wouldn't have my family any other way.
A/N: Hey, I have a question: For those of you who have book 3, where is Daphne, Granny, and Puck (as in thier location) when Sabrina wakes up in the hospital? I need it for my oneshot, so it would be a big help if someone could tell me. Then I can post! :D
~Queen