Hello, my dear readers! I have some fantastical news for you! But since this is Psych, why don't I let my muse and his honey bunny tell you? Besides, I need to go get things ready.
"Did she just call me your honey bunny?"
"Yes."
"…...why?"
"Because Ruby is like that. If you spent more time in her head than you do with her Shawnie, then you'd know that."
Boys, boys, no fighting. Unless there's going to be caramel and whipped cream involved. And nekkidness.
(Shawn blinks and looks at Lassie, who's staring off into space.) "You're picturing it." (Lassie grins devilishly.) "Deviants. Both of you."
You're just jealous of the double Lassie hotness that is him and me going on here. Okay, seriously guys. Mind out of the gutter for a moment so you can give them the news. (Ruby scampers off.)
"All right, since I'm her muse, I'll announce it."
"But you don't have my flair for announcing."
"As her muse, it's my Goddess given right."
"….goddess? What do Charlie Sheen's porn star girlfriends have to do with this?"
"Greek mythology, Shawn. Now shut up so I can do this."
"Make me."
(Lassie grabs Shawn by his shirt and pulls him in for a mind-blowing kiss of epic proportions. Shawn is now silenced.)
"After doing several rewrites in her head, Ruby has decided that this tale would be best told in two stories with this being a stand alone chapter, and a sequel."
"The term is one-shot, Lassifrass."
(Another kiss.)
"Fine, this being a one-shot with a sequel. The sequel will be titled "Shoot Out at the O.K. Corral". In which Shawn nearly gets himself killed trying to find me—"
"I did find you!"
"—and there's a murder in my new place of business because what's a Psych story without a murder?"
"If it's Shassie without murder then it's just delicious porn in literary form. Do you think you'll get your sexy shower timez in this next one?"
"God, I hope so. Also, my . . . indiscretion will be discussed, thus bringing it back to this story. So, go read the story. After she gets the first chapter finished which may be in a day assuming she doesn't get too distracted by shiny objects. And ask her for a shower scene."