Chapter 11 PART 3

Dei nodded and nuzzled the top on her head with his nose. "Come on, we can get some nice blankets here."

Oni tugged Dei along into her favorite store. "They sell some really nice blankets for like $5 here." Oni said pulling him over to the section that was shelves upon shelves of just blankets.

"So, we need 10 blankets, hm. This should be fairly easy, since the Akatsuki is like a giant family, un." Dei said with a smile, "Konan and Pein are like the mom and dad. Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame and Zetsu are like the crazy older brothers, un. Sasori-Dana is like my twin and Tobi is the annoying younger brother. But, now I have two new little sisters and a beautiful, wonderful, brilliant girlfriend, un." He said squeezing her hand.

"Yeah, I think it'll be nice to be part of some kind of a family again. I've always wonder what it would be like to have a brother." She said with a smile.

"Well now you have 7, un. It might be a little more than you bargained for at first, but I think you'll be fine, un. Plus, I have a secret for you," He paused moving closer to her, "Itachi is a sucker for a good puppy dog look, un. And he has tons of ice cream in his mini fridge!" Dei said with a huge grin.

"Whoa, we get a mini fridge, in our room? And by the sounds of it they have freezers!" Oni said with wide, sparkly eyes and a huge smile, Dei nodded, "I think me and the girls will get along in the Akatsuki just fine. So long as we have our vanilla ice cream, or else someone will die." She said with a light laugh.

"I'd believe it. Sakura, especially, un. She can be really scary." Die said with a terrified look.

"And this is post anger management. You are so lucky you didn't see it before." Oni said with a grimace. "Alright, let's buy some blankets!" Oni said pushing forward.

~ONE HOUR LATER~

"Well, that was… fun." Oni said, looking down at their new bags. They had actually bought 26 blankets due to a buy one get one free deal. So they now had six bags (A/N: for those who don't want to do the math, that's four blankets per bag).

"Can we drop these off at the house before we go get your clothes, un?" Dei asked, holding up all six bags.

"Even better," Oni said with a smile. She pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. She scribbled some stuff down and put it on one of the bags. "Put them all down, right here." She said drawing a circle with her heel. He placed the bags down, she started to form hand signs. Then she tapped a tattoo on the inside of her wrist, "Kunoichi Art: Shopping Bag Delivery no Jutsu!" She said tapping the edge of the circle with the tip of her boot. The bags disappeared in a swirl of glitter and were gone.

"Where'd they go, un?" Dei asked looking at her with a confused look.

"My bed, Kunoichi art is a technique Ino, Sakura, and I came up with last year." She said pulling her sleeve down over her wrist.

"What was the glitter, un?" Dei asked, not seeing any more of it.

"Oh, the glitter is what happens when our three chakras mix. Sakura's is green, Ino's is blue and mine is purple and at the speed it moves it looks silver, thus the glitter look." Oni explained.

"Your chakra's purple?" Dei asked with a shocked look.

"Yeah, see." She said summoning a swirl of purple chakra to dance around her finger tips and palm.

"Now that is cool, un. My chakra's just a shade darker than normal." He said, doing the same but in a medium toned blue. Oni grabbed his wrist and turned it so his palm was vertical.

"This might tingle a bit." She said before making her hand mimic his and pressed them together, blue and purple chakra swirling together around there hands.

"Whoa, I can see and feel everything you are, un." Dei said looking right in her eyes. "What's happening?" He asked kinda freaked out.

"Our chakra is combining, thus you can use the jutsu. So when we share a room it will be easier." Oni said pulling her hand away. "There we go. Now whenever I do something with my Chakra you'll feel it." She smiled and made a clone.

"Whoa, I felt like that came out of my chakra, un! How'd you do that?" Dei asked wide eyed.

"It's the combination of our chakra. So if one of us is low we can use some of the others." Oni said smoothing her jeans.

"That is so cool! So if we were in a fight and I was hurt, and you were out of chakra, you could use my chakra to heal me, un?" Dei asked, intrigued by this.

"Yeah and if you're out of chakra, you can use mine for your little bombs." She said walking over to him and poking his chest playfully. He wrapped his arm around her hips.

"Very nice, un. I assume your sister and Sakura-Dana can do the same?" He said pulling her to start walking.

"Yeah, so now all four of us can do it, but it's not as simple as I've explained." She said holding up her pointer finger. Dei looked at her, silently asking her to elaborate.

"First you have combine chakra, next you to make a blood seal, like this," She said pointing at the tattoo on her arm, "and then you put it on anyone you could want to send your chakra to. Then your all set, but you can't be out of eye sight of the person your borrowing chakra from. We could get the entire Akatsuki to do it! Then you'd be like a well of chakra that never ran dry, and that could come in handy with the three new medics." She added with a smirk.

"True, un. I think Leader-sama will like that idea. You may get into his good graces in more ways than one. First the blankets and now this, Hun, he might just make you top strategist, un!" Dei said with stars in his eyes pulling her closer.

"Well it wasn't just me. But that sounds pretty nice, would I get an upgraded room?" Oni asked with a smile.

Dei smiled back, "I doubt it, un. But since you're a girl Konan might have Pein treat you better than the guys."

"That sounds nice. So this Konan, is she a feminist?" Oni asked walking towards a store that had multiple clothing displays.

"No, she just likes to prove how much power women can have over men, un." Dei said with a smile.

"Oh, okay. By the way, what kind of climate are we going to be living in?" Oni asked, craning her neck so she was looking up at him.

"It's a little warmer than Kohona, un. It's between the Land of Fire and Sand. So shorts and tee shirts are good ideas, un. But buying some long sleeved shirts wouldn't be a bad idea, we have missions up north sometimes, un." Dei said as they were closing in on the store.

"Well you can help me pick some stuff out, this is my favorite store. Cute clothes at great prices. Plus for every 50 dollars I spend I get 5 free kunai or shruiken." Oni said opening the door to the store.

"Konichiwa! Oni-san welcome back! And who is this stud on your arm?" A quirky red headed girl asked while hanging up new clothes.

"Konichiwa, Hana-san. This is my boyfriend, Dei. He's from Iwa." Oni said gesturing towards him.

"Well any man that can get this one's attention must be something special. I'm Tori Hana. My family is from Iwa. We're bird masters, thus the last name 'Tori'. But you already know that don't you, Deidara?" Hana spat, glaring at Dei.

"Dei, Hana, do you know each other?" Oni asked, nervousness swirling around her voice like a fog.

"Yeah, un." Dei said, now becoming uncomfortable.

"Shall I tell her or do you want to?" Hana asked Dei in a bitter sweet voice.

"Dei, tell me what?" Oni asked looking at Dei with terrified eyes.

"Oni, she is my cousin." Dei asked looking at Hana with a smirk. "My baby cousin, un."

"Shut up Dei!" Hana yelled, blushing in embarrassment.

"Oh, what's wrong, Flower bird? Got no love for your big cousin, un?" Dei pushed with a smirk.

"Well, Dei-dei, since you took me and Akiro out of Iwa and dumped us here we hit the bottom of the barrel and then I pulled us out with this little store here." Hana said waving her hands around for emphasis.

"Well obviously you're doing fine. I brought you two here to be safe and to flourish finically, un." Dei said pulling the girl into a hug,"I've done my job. Now do yours, and help my girlfriend pick out some nice clothes." Dei said pulling out of the hug and smirking at the red head.

"Pft, whatever. So Oni what are you looking for today?" Hana said turning to the other blond.

"Some black shorts, a matching black mid-drift top, black and purple bra and panty set, a new bag and some ninja shoes. Then I need some new makeup, too." Oni said looking between the red head and other blond. "I can see how you two are related; you have the same blue green eyes and smiles."

"Ha-ha, okay then. Well, let's get started on your clothes." Hana said with a smile identical to Dei's. "Dei-dei, you can wait here. Oni we'll start with the bra and panties." Hanna grabbed Oni's hand and dragged her off in the direction of the bras.

~20 MINUTES LATER~

"Okay, so the under garments are out of the way. Now on to your shirt and shorts. Dei-dei, you should come help with this part!" Hana said looking at her cousin as she placed the bra and panties on the checkout counter. Dei looked up from his spot in a chair.

"Don't you have other customers, un?" Dei asked looking around to see if anyone else was in the store.

"I closed the store right after you two came in; I do whenever Oni comes in. I like to help her pick everything out personally. She's like the little sister I never had." Hana said putting her arm around Oni's shoulders, "Even if it's by 3 days." She said with Dei's smirk plastered on her face.

Dei stood with a smile "That's my cuz."

"Hate to spoil a family moment but we have to get going. I wanna leave by 3 in the afternoon." Oni said glancing at her watch, "And it's noon now."

"Okay, but where are you guys going?" Hana asked, walking towards the shorts section.

"The beach. About 50 miles east of here." Oni said without even batting an eyelash following behind Hana.

"Oh, I wish me and Kiba-kun could come. But I have to work and he's out on a mission. I hope you guys have fun. Ino and Sakura going with you too?" Hana asked looking through the shorts.

"Yeah, I think I'll get them some clothes too. Do you have any forest green shorts? Or some dark navy ones?" Oni asked looking through her size.

"Those and many more." Hana said with a joy filled smile.

~2 HOURS LATER~

"I can't believe you just spent $300 on clothing for you, Ino, Sakura, Ame, Tora, and Kitsune, un." Dei said shaking his head at the ten bags of clothes, bags and shoes.

"Normally we'd spend around 500. Good thing she was having a sale. Plus I got 30 new kunai." Oni said drawing a circle with her heel again. She placed the bags down and started to form hand signs. Then she tapped the tattoo on the inside of her wrist, "Kunoichi Art: Shopping Bag Delivery no Jutsu!" She tapped the edge of the circle with the tip of her boot. The bags were surrounded in a familiar swirl of glitter and were gone.

"Alright, let's go home and pack all of the new stuff away and head out." Oni said with a smile as she held out her hand to Dei. "This might tingle bit." She said before making a hand sign and they disappeared from the street.

A/N: Super long chapter! But I'm going to end chapter 11 here and Christmas will be in chapter 12. So, the real, juicy, story-ness will start out again in chapter 13. TTYL, NAP-INK.