DarkDanny: Don't worry, this is the last chapter. I will now focus on my other two stories.
Made Nightwing: Glad you liked it, though this chapter is far more atrocious. XD
There was no way he would get near Tali without stupid Commander Shepard and his over protectiveness shielding him from his greatest desire since Viva Piñata. 'Ugh stupid Shepard, should have made him go for that ugly ass bitch of Jack… damn it!'
Shepard and Tali were still at the store, talking to the salarian. Gordon had to think of a plan in order to seize Tali, but it was no easy task. First, the man right next to Tali was probably the most powerful soldier in the galaxy; make him mad and you're out. Second, Tali is completely infatuated with him, but that could change with the proper conversation commands. Third, he could get a beating from Tali herself. 'Geez, what in God's name am I going to do?'
Gordon turned to his left and saw a quarian, good looking by the way, standing with a volus and a human. 'Oh yes! I remember now, I was about to complete that assignment when my stupid Xbox got owned.'
He smiled and started making his way towards the trio. By the time he got there, all three were looking at him. The human had wide eyes while the volus had tilted his head to the side. The quarian, or Lia, was just awestruck. 'You gotta be kidding me' thought the lone quarian.
Gordon was standing there, with ripped jeans, his long black hair towards the right, and his Tali shirt proudly showing everyone his most powerful desire. Wait! Shirt? Tali? Oh shit! Gordon turned his head towards his own body, or shirt more specifically, and saw the greatest creation in history of mankind, or so he believed. 'Crap! Forgot about this shirt!'
The quarian spoke, in a curious yet nervous voice "You have a quarian on your shirt?"
The human, who was a C-Sec agent, raised an eye brow and tilted his head to his right "You okay there son? You were mugged by quarians?"
The volus was just watching, but he had had enough. "Earth-clan, were you assaulted by quarian rapists?"
"What! No! Of course not, this shirt is… is… is something I found on the trash, I'm poor you know?" Wow, really? Freaking smooth you idiot.
"Oh I see, well please move along, this is a C-Sec matter." Came the monotone and neutral voice of the human officer of the law, now losing interest in probably the craziest looking guy in the Citadel.
The quarian, however, had to ask something. "You got that shirt from the trash? It means we have… fans?" Gordon began fidgeting with his hands, while the other two individuals were watching him carefully.
"Ah, oh I don't know, ummmm well its…. Just an experiment from school and-"
"Of course, now pickpockets and clan-less get fan clubs, what is next? A krogan fan club?"
A group of human teenagers, passing by, dressed in boxing outfits turned their heads towards the volus and shouted, "Hey chubby man! We are proud members of the Urdnot Wrex Fighting Club, shut up or we will see if you can breathe without those air filters!" The humans proceeded to make their way laughing and showing tattoos of krogan on their arms and chests.
Gordon shook his head and face palmed his face. 'What have I done?'
"I told you, you need good equipment! The fact that we eliminated the Collectors doesn't mean we are now in Chill Mode." He said softly, but with command in his voice.
She didn't agree. "I know, but you are wasting a lot of credits in this, its too much for me."
Even though he was a soldier, and a proud descendant of powerful military commanders and soldiers, he was also a family man. He was not going to give up. "Not even this galaxy is too much for you." He said softly as he took her hand and kissed it.
She giggled and embraced him in a hug. "When can I beat you bosh'tet? You are always right!"
Commander Julius Shepard, Lion of Elysium, Savior of Eden Prime, Hero of the Citadel, Pale of the Collectors, was now a man in love. "Not always, but I always work hard to get to the point."
Tali'Zora Vas Normandy, one of the best engineers in the galaxy, a femme fatale if you excluded the helmet and how she looked like inside well, she was very sexy. Of course, tell that to Commander Shepard and he will kick your ass so hard you will be the first to see the Reapers out in Dark Space. So much for love huh?
"Well, shopping with you is my second favorite hobby." Exclaimed Shepard in a childish like attitude.
Tali took her hands to her hips and said "Is that so? Well then, what is your favorite hobby?"
Shepard smiled and placed his arm around her waist, "Hear you moan." A simple and blunt yet really powerful statement.
"Shepard!" Tali shrieked, clearly embarrassed. Truth be told, she was also blushing hardcore.
"Well then Miss Vas Normandy, let's go to our ship"
"Yes, my captain."
"For the last time, I am not a vagrant. I am poor, but I don't live in the damn streets!" Gordon was now pissed.
The C-Sec agent smirked. "It looks like it. Having a low quality t-shirt and looking like a hobo well, you look worse than this quarian." He pointed with his hand at Lia, as she just face palmed her face in annoyance.
"Look, I don't know what is going on, but what happened here?" Gordon was now eager to help the quarian, save some face in front of Tali's eyes.
"I think she stole his credit chit, so I am planning to run her for vagrancy and-"
The agent's explanation was interrupted when Shepard, in his full might, appeared in front of the group.
"Here's the credit chit, you forgot it at the store." 'Dumbass'
"Oh." The volus looked a little shocked. "Well, she could have stolen it."
"Okay shut up, take it and leave her alone!" Gordon took this opportunity to get into action. 'This will work'
Shepard turned to see the hobo looking human arguing with the volus.
"You be quiet or I will run you for vagrancy like this quarian." The C-Sec agent was now losing patience.
Shepard had enough, so he pushed Gordon away, took the C-Sec agent by his uniform and said. "You arrest her and you will be on my Spectre death list, how is that?" His voice was fearsome indeed.
The C-Sec agent was shocked, horrified and scared. "W-What? You a Spectre?"
"Yes, I am. You both should get out of here before I feed you to my good friend here." Shepard then gestured at his back. Behind him was a fearsome looking krogan.
"You mess with my battle-master and I will kick your asses so hard you will be shitting through your mouth." Grunt was extremely loyal to Shepard. Behind the scenes, and in his mind, he considered Shepard somewhat of a father, and was very overprotective of him.
The C-Sec agent fled the scene and the volus just turned and left.
"Thank You so much, I-I wish I could repay you." Lia's voice, soft and somewhat shy told Shepard that she was a good quarian.
"Oh don't worry, I will make damn sure this doesn't happen again, right Tali?" Shepard smiled as he turned to see nothing but dust.
"Tali?"
"Tali!"
She was nowhere to be found. Grunt was nowhere to be seen either, Shepard was alone.
Then his radio beeped as Lia gave him a confused stare. "Battle-master, it was that guy. He kidnapped your mate and left. I am following though."
Shepard's anger boiled over. "You get him, alive. I want to have some fun with that asshole."
Gordon was resting while looking at the ceiling as he was on his back on the floor, feeling like a great and powerful man. He had just stolen Tali from the most powerful soldier in the galaxy! He heard footsteps on the horizon but just shrugged as he went for a little walk, try to think of what to do next.
He then noticed that Tali's enviro-suit was now red and black. 'Ha! Maybe I got her the Colossus Armor by accident!' Wow, the suit was beautiful, but he still couldn't understand why it had changed on the way.
Hell with that! He had done it! As Shepard had been showing off his Spectre status, he had knocked Tali out and carried her. He was not sure how, though, as he was a weakling. 'Maybe the game gives me extra-strength?'
Finally, they arrived into a dark alley, and Gordon placed Tali gently on the floor while he pondered what to do. 'Hmmmm, well, since Shepard is probably on his way, I will end up being killed' He then smirked.
"I always wanted to know how you looked inside that helmet sweetheart." Gordon then began looking with his fingers for the helmet release buttons. He then heard a shout. "Grunt! You better track that asshole down before I end up feeding him to the Keepers!"
'Shit! Better do this fast'
Finally, he found the buttons and released it. 'Yes! Yes!'
Grunt was now standing over a crate, with Tali at his left checking her shotgun.
Shepard was running so fast he felt like Usain Bolt on steroids. 'Well maybe he did use them.' Shepard thought.
"What happened? I thought you were kidnapped by a crazy retard?" Shepard was perplexed but happy at the same time to see Tali.
"Oh, you wouldn't believe me, but the stupid bosh'tet left and I just walked away. His punch was actually pretty weak, but he hit me in my oxygen cleaner so that's why I fell unconscious."
"Since when do you have an oxygen cleaner?" Grunt asked.
Shepard just tilted his head to the right as Tali shrugged. Grunt then laughed in amusement.
"Alright let's get out of here, pretty sure that asshole will get what he deserves, either by my hand or someone else."
CLICK!
The visor was off, and now he was going to look at her face. HER FACE!
Gordon then looked at bright yellow eyes looking at him. 'Holy shit, they do have cat eyes!'
Her body then shrieked violently. Gordon just looked as the body stood up and looked at him back.
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
Gordon probably pissed, shit and god knows what else on his pants.
"SHIT! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" But it was to no avail as the Collector just took him and pinned him on the floor.
"You will know me Gordon." It whispered. Then, a devious, red smile appeared on the creature's dark face. "SUBMIT!"
Gordon felt as his ass was getting pounced by a hammer, a BIG one. He cried and cried for help, but no one came. He felt his ass getting bigger as the Collector, or Harbinger, penetrated him with ruthless efficiency.
'NO! NO! NO!' He was crying now, his tears of pain flowing through his eyes as his head just bounced back and forth with Harbinger's laugh in the background.
He then felt as the powerful cock of the Collector destroyed his insides. He felt pain everywhere.
"WHYYYYYYYY? ARGH!"
"ARGH!" Gordon woke up screaming and crying like a baby in front of his television, still with the same image of Mass Effect, frozen. 'It was just a dream, a damn nightmare.'
Gordon then looked and saw that he was half naked on the floor, with no boxers or protection whatsoever for that private part of his. Still, there was nothing to be seen, quite embarrassing to be exact.
"What the hell?" He didn't know what happened, but he was sure that he felt VERY awesome when he had captured 'Tali' or whatever that was. That's when he saw white stains on his shirt and pants.
He had had a white dream all along.
'Shit, at least now I am safe'
A bark was heard in the back of the house. Gordon turned to see his beautiful German Sheperd looking at him, with its tail moving from side to side.
"Hey! Who is my favorite soldier? Who is my favorite Kal'Reegar?" Shit, Kal'Reegar. That was the name of his dog. Thanks to Tali, his dog had the name of one of the coolest characters that didn't get into Shepard's team. Am I right or what? Nah, forget it, lest continue with this crap.
Gordon smiled as 'Reegar' started to approach. Reegar then left a squeak as it began to ascend. The dog then levitated in the air. He started glowing… Guess what color? Hmmmm Blue? Nah, Red? Close but no. Okay, it started glowing yellow.
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
"Oh no." He had now shit in his pants. Harbinger had somehow gotten with him to the other dimension. Now his ass started hurting. 'Please no. This can't be happening!'
"SUBMIT GORDON! GIVE US ASSENSION!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Poor Gordon, that's what happens to Talimancers who abuse are just annoying. Indeed, Harbinger is in love with Gordon :D
Don't you worry guys, this is just to show some people that we must treat each other fairly, no matter who we support or who we like the most from Mass Effect. This is fanfiction, yeah but it also means to not be upper dickheads and troll on people's stories because you don't like em.
This is dedicated to all the trolls, assholes, dickheads, and Sucky ass troll writers who give this website a bad name. May Harbinger pays them a visit a night :D
I am a Talimancer and a Mirimancer so I am good.
Shout out to my dear buddy DarkDanny and to Diabo, may you guys prosper in this website, because I am! Well Danny, you are already. Diabo, best of luck, your new story is looking amazing. TOAST! for that my friend.
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Check the songs out, tell me what you think. If you guys like this, I will start doing it with each chapter of A Golden Heart. Also, tell me which one fits best ahahahaha :)
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