(Cast exits except for Harry Ron and Hermione, and enter Ginny)

GINNY: Ron!

"Is that meant to be me!" Ginny yelled

You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those sickles mum gave you for my robe fittings!

"Probably."

HARRY: Uhh, Who's this? (asks to Ron)

RON: Oh, This is stupid dumb little sister Ginny,

"Thanks Ronald!" Ginny yelled, pretending to cry. Bill smirked and grabbed her from behind. He sat down with her squirming on his lap.

she's a freshman. Ginny this is Harry, Potter this is Harry Potter.

GINNY: Ohh, your Harry Potter! Your the boy who lived!

"You were not THAT obsessed were you?" Charlie cried. Ginny looked sheepish.

HARRY: Yeah your Ginny.

"Genius."

GINNY: Its Ginevra. (holds hand out for a hand shake but Harry ignores it)

"Why would I say that?" Ginny yelled.

HARRY: Cool, Ginny's fine.

RON: (Claps hands above Ginnys head) Stupid sister! Don't crowd the famous friend!

Cue the laughter!

HERMIONE: Hey do you guys hear music or something?

CHO+POSSE: (Enter doing their little dance) Cho Chang, Domo Arigato, Cho Chang. Gung hey fat Choy Chang, Happy happy new year. Cho Chang!

"Oh God!" Cho yelled. The room was in fits of laughter.

GINNY: Who's that?

RON: Thats Cho Chang, the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.

"WHAT!" Was the immediate scream around the room.

"I am hurt you did not confide to me in this young man." Sirius mock scolded. Harry suddenly became very interested with the bluebell carpet.

HERMIONE: Yeah but he wont say anything to her.

RON: Yeah, well you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot!

"That sound like the same advice SOMEBODY gave me in forth year." Remus said, making a point of looking at Sirius.

GINNY: (Walks over to the group of girls) Konichiwa Cho, Chang. It is good to meet you. My name is Ginny Weasley(Says it all very distinctly to lavender)

"Ginny!"

LAVENDER: Bitch, I aint Cho Chang!

"Huh?" Cho asked, bewildered.

RON: Thats Lavender Brown! (Claps hand over Ginnys head) Racist sister!

Cue the laughter again.

"What would Lavender say?" Hermione said between giggles,

CHO: Hey Hey, its alright. I'm Cho Chang Ya'll.

"That looks nothing like me!" Cho cried.

"Maybe in the muggle world you are portrayed as a 'player', if you will, therefore they are using a rather sexy looking actress to play you." Ron said.

The room stared at him.

"What?"

HARRY: She is totally perfect.

RON: Too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though Huh?

HARRY: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? Who is that guy? What is he, who is he?

"Harry!" The teens mock scolded.

CEDRIC: (Enter Cedric pushing Harry and Ron Out of the way) Oh Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang! From Bangcock to Ding Dang! I sing my love aloud, for Cho Chang! (Exit while running after Cho and posse)

"Sweet!"

HARRY: Man I hate that guy! I hate him!

"I love you to, Harry." Cedric said with a smile.

RON: So are we going to go get them robes or not!

GINNY: Yes alright! I'm coming!

RON: God sister! (Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Enter Neville from right and Crabbe and Goyle from left)

GOYLE: (Bumping into Neville) Present your arm nerd! (Neville puts arm out) Indian-burn hex! (ENTER TRIO AND GINNY)

"He knows a spell!" Harry yelled in shock.

RON: Oh, Crabbe and Goyle.

HARRY: (walks up to Crabbe and Goyle) Hey why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone?

GOYLE: Well, if it isn't Harry Potter. You think all because your famous, you can boss everyone around!

"I don't think like that." Harry muttered, so just Sirius and Ron could hear him.

HARRY: No I just don't think its cool for guys like you picking on guys like Neville, I mean c'mon.

"What do you mean, guys like me?" Neville asked.

"I dunno, it's not me." Harry said softly.

GOYLE: Well, you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds!(Goyle take Harrys glasses) We hate nerds! (Breaks glasses)

"He did that in third year." Hermione frowned.

"That was because you punched Malfoy in the face. That was awesome by the way." Ron grinned.

CRABBE: And girls!

"Isn't that a girl?" Sirius snorted.

RON: Oh, you don't mess with Harry Potter, he defeated the Dark Lord when he was just a baby.

HERMIONE: Alright, everyone just calm down. Occulus Reparo! (Glasses are fixed)

HARRY: Whoa cool!

HERMIONE: Now, lets leave these big Baby childish jerks alone!

"Good insult, Mione." Harry grinned. Hermione blushed.

DRACO: (Enters from left) Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?

"OH MY GOD!" The room burst into hysterical laughter.

"IS THAT A GIRL!" Harry screamed in-between gasps.

"With an earring!" Ron screamed.

Crabbe Goyle, be a pip and go pay for my robes will you. So Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts are you? Well maybe this year, you'll wise up and hang out with a higher calibre wizard? (strikes funny pose)

The room burst into laughter again.

HARRY: No way Malfoy! Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole wide world and I wouldn't trade them for anything. (puts arms around them and ginny tries to join but Ron pushes her away)

"Lovely!" Ginny said. She launched herself at Ron, and they both fell to the floor. The room laughed at them.

DRACO: Have it your way then. Wait- Don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley!

"What's wrong with that then?" Bill growled at Malfoy.

RON: Oh my God, lay off Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass okay, But she's my pain in the ass!

"Glad to hear you care Won-Won!" Ginny said, giving Ron a sloppy kiss on the cheek before getting up.

DRACO: Well isn't this cute! Its like a little loser family!

"Thanks!" Harry yelled cheerfully, embracing Ron from behind, making the room laugh at the pairs antics.

(Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny and enter Crabbe and Goyle) Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!

"Excuse me? Pigfarts?" Dumbledore said innocently. Harry and Ron suddenly burst into laughter.

"What?" Hermione demanded. After about a minute the pair sobered up, at exactly the same time, looking at the screen with blank expressions. Hermione backed away slightly before pressing play.

(starts to sing) This year you'll bet, I'm gonna get out of here, the reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizard career, and its gonna be Totally Awesome!

"You guys seem to say that a lot." Seamus said.

Look out world for the dawn of the day, where everyone will do Whatever I say, and Potter wont be in my way. And then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally Awesome!

"That was strange."

CHOO CHOO!

HERMIONE: C'mon guys we're gonna miss the train!

(cast comes on stage and forms threes lines and act as a train)

ALL:(SING) Who knows how fast, this years gonna go? Hand me a glass let the butterbeer flow.

"I love that stuff." Luna said dreamily.

HARRY: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!

"NO!" Everyone turned to see that Ginny had gone over to Harry and was sat distinctly on his lap.

"Ginny…" Harry started. Ginny just smiled down at him. Harry couldn't help but return that smile.

"FINALLY!" Fred and George screamed.

RON: No way that would be way too awesome!

ALL: We've come to learn everything that we can. Its great to come back to where we began. And he we are, and ALAKAZAM! Here we go, this is totally awesome! (the train separates and some grab benches and get into two lines facing each other.) So come and teach us everything you know. The summers over and we are itching to go. (everybody stops)

NEVILLE: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledore!

ALL: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh (Enter Dumbledore)

DUMBLEDORE: Welcome!

"Oh my God!" Ron screamed, seeing the Computer Dumbledore tossing flowers to the audience and wearing sandals.

(Holds the come for 9beats) All of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool!

"Really?" Harry asked.

"Somewhere in the castle Helga Hufflepuff had a leisure room, but it hasn't been found yet."

Harry saw Sirius and Remus exchange looks, while Fred and George did the same. He and Ron did that also, as it was on the Marauders Map.

Welcome welcome welcome Hogwarts. Welcome hotties nerds and tools. Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, (Speaks) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore, well I suppose you could also call me Albus if you wanted a detention, Nah I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus! (Albus moves to the back of the stage)

"Hello Albus." Tonks grinned. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled.

"Hello Nymphadora!" He smiled back. Tonks lost her grin.

"Whipped." Ron muttered, making Harry choke into his goblet.

ALL: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts. Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts. Back to spells and enchantments potions and friends, To-

GRIFFINDORS: Gryffindor!

HUFFLEPUFFS: Hufflepuff!

RAVENCLAWS: Ravenclaw!

SLYTHERINS: Slytherin!

ALL: Back to the place where our story begins, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

DUMBLEDORE: I'm sorry, what's its name?

ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

DUMBLEDORE: I didn't hear you kids!

ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

HARRY: Man I'm glad I'm back! (casts stands at the front of stage with wands in air)

"Bit of a strange ending but there it is."

"NEXT VIDEO!" Ron ordered.