A/N: :DDD yay.! Next chap-i-tar. wO
"So… why did u change?"
"When you left uh… I got ramen on my shirt, so I… changed."
"oh uh… alright. Well Uhm, I wanted to tell you… that I, uh… wow this is harder than it looks. Heh."
"what is?"
"alright, I can do this." He exhaled. "Sasuke… the reason why I completely left you a little while ago was because… I, ugh… I.!-"
"look, if you like Seomaru just say so."
"wha…what?"
"I see the way you stare at him. I don't blame you, I'm sure he likes you."
"well, maybe, but—"
"you guys would make a cute couple the more I think about it. He seems like the devoted loyal type."
"yeah, I'm sure but I—"
"Naruto do you ever realize how much u talk sometimes, geez it's like, shut up." Naruto's heart dropped so hard, you could almost hear the clink! As it hit rock bottom and His eyes began to water.
"I can't believe that for one second… I thought…" and with that he dashed away. Seomaru stood there in self pride. 'what a maroon.' He thought, 'and soon he'll be running into my arms, complaining how rude Sasuke was to him! It's absolutely genius! Seomaru you may have out done yourself this time. And the best part is, Sasuke won't even know what hit him!' He ran his fingers through his hair with a smile which quickly turned into a look of fear.
"My… my hair… i… I cut it all off in efforts to get to Naruto. How will he run to me, if I look like the guy he hates!" he fell to the ground in anger. 'I have NOT out done myself…'
Naruto ran and ran. Despite efforts not to cry, he couldn't see where he was going through the tears as he ran into a solid chest.
"oww.~" He rubbed the top of his head trying to get back up.
"Hn.. do- or uh… Naruto! Need any help getting up?" Sasuke put his hand in front of Naruto, only to have it smacked away. "?... are… you ok?"
"I'm fine thank you." He got up and started to walk away, Sasuke following close behind.
"I… was looking for you, I wanted to make sure you were ok, you just… ran away."
"Yeah, of course you were." Naruto put his head up higher.
"I was! Honest!"
"yeah well I talked to you already, can you HONESTLY have more to say then that?"
"More to say then what? This is the first time I've seen you since you left!"
"Fe, if this is your idea of a 'joke' I'm not laughing."
"What are you talking about! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU THIS WHOLE TIME, I WANTED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU!" Sasuke's eye widened as he covered his mouth in disbelief that he just said what he said.
"Uh… what I meant was…I uhm…"
"Save it. I bet that was part of your stupid little joke too, wasn't it, fe, pathetic." Sasuke's widened eyes fell to a furrowed brow as he stepped in front of Naruto and held him by his fore arms.
"What… are you talking about." Naruto turned his head to the side, fearing he couldn't look Sasuke in the eyes. Sasuke shook him a little.
"Talk! Tell me!"
"WHY? YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP."
"I always tell you to shut up…"
"But today, there was this tone in your voice… like you never wanted hear my voice ever again…"
"What? I didn't tell you to shut up today, what are you talking about?" Naruto removed Sasuke's hands from himself.
"Sure… I'm just imagining things. Right." He began to walk off.
"Wh-… where are you going?"
"Exactly where you wanted me to go… Seomaru. Where I'm cared for." Sasuke's eyes grew wide. 'Why hadn't I realized it earlier! It's all his fault! That little…' Sasuke cursed under his breath. He may have won the battle, but he hadn't won the war. Not yet.
"So, this looks natural then, right?" Seomaru pushed and pulled at a wig that looked much like his natural length.
"eh…"
"Koohei, you're not helping sweetie.~" He said in an agitated tone.
"And? You told me you were getting a wig, and you needed advice. I'm cool with that. What you failed to tell me was that you needed to get a wig because you're over here being AN ASSHOLE. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE?"
"Naruto's cute… Why does Sasuke deserve to have everything I don't…"
"Oh, don't tell me… this is gonna link back to your troubled childhood and you family sending you away, correct?"
"Shut it, Koohei."
"Hey if you think about it this way," she paused to eat another potato chip, "If you weren't sent away, you would have been killed. Just like everyone else…"
"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT! YOU THINK THAT I DON'T WAKE UP EVERY MORNING KNOWING I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE?"
"ah, but that's the problem. You ARE supposed to be alive. Otherwise, you wouldn't be." She got up from the chair and draped her arms over Seomaru's shoulders. "Everything happens for a reason. Most things, for reasons selected people CAN'T stop. You need to stop having a grudge against your brother over something he didn't do, AND turned out to be a good thing."
"What do you mean 'Grudge' we're fighting over Naruto and that's it. Nothing more."
"Oh really? Because I'm pretty sure you don't even really like Naruto, beyond his cute face, anyways. I think, you're only fighting this pointless war, to prove to Sasuke that you're the 'Better heir' or, whatever you wanna call it." She ate another potato chip. "You're just medaling around in his life, purposely fucking things up, because you're an asshole. An aaaaaaaasshole. A huge one."
"If I'm such an asshole, why are you in love with me?" Seomaru used the trademark Uchiha smirk.
"Oh no you didn't just go there. Because much like you, I'm an asshole, just not to the great magnitude you are." "you make it look like a sport." She mumbled under her breath. "You haven't done anything personally to me that would make me hate you, although I know what you're capable of, I still don't believe you'll do it." She smiled as they walked to the check out desk.
"Oh really, and why is this?" Seomaru said, shuffling through his wallet for his credit card.
"Because, even assholes can be smart." She pinched his cheek. "And I would mess you up prettyyyy bad.~"
"Oh joy, a comic relief. However shall I repay you?" Seomaru said with a sarcastic smile.
"Oh, ha ha." They both laughed a little.
"I'm an asshole, you're an asshole, I guess we deserve each other." Koohei seductively leaned in.
"Oh really?" Seomaru leaned in as well.
"Mmhm…~" she got close enough to taste his breath as his eyes almost completely closed, he slipped past her mouth and cheek and whispered in her ear.
"Is this another one of my 'asshole moments'?" she smiled with a half laugh
"I'm glad you can laugh… I'll never love you." She stood there with a stoic face, turned on heel, and left.
'I don't need anyone.' He thought, leaving the store. 'Now to find Naruto again…'
A/N: I think this is my way of venting how much I hate shippuden Sasuke, by making a kooheiXseomaru thing. THESE UCHIHA ASSHOLES ARE KELLING MEEE.!D: lol.3
R,R,S.?:D Plz.? FOR THE CHRISTMASES.? DX KTHNXBYE.!;DD3