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Life in the TARDIS got more lively since River Song had shown up. Amy was enjoying the company quite a lot – having another girl on board was nice. The Doctor, on the other hand, didn't know what to think about River. He barely knew anything about her – actually, he knew nothing about her...

"Venice?" River was walking around the console, naming out places to go. "Haven't been there yet, have you?"

"Actually, yeah," Amy followed River, smiling. "We've been there. Apparently it was Fishy-Vampire Weekend when we went, though."

River laughed and shook her head, flipping a switch on the console. "The Doctor takes you to the best places, but at the complete wrong times. You both end up fighting aliens."

The two girls went on about stuff for quite a while. The Doctor, who was rather bored, sat quietly on his chair – which wasn't that far from the console. 'Honestly, River,' The Doctor said in his head, frowning slightly. 'Why drag us everywhere? This is my ship, my personal space, and you go jumping in like you own the place.'

River stopped talking and turned towards the Doctor. "By the way," she said, "you can say it to my face."

"Say what?" Amy asked, turning to face them both. "He didn't say anything."

River laughed and shook her head again. "I know, but he was thinking stuff." she said, a smirk on her face. "Thinking loudly."

Before Amy could say anything to this, though, the Doctor stood up and stared down at River, not breaking eye contact. He had that serious look about him, which was slightly rare. "Who are you?" It was a very serious question, even though it had been asked many times before.

River just smiled at this question, but her eyes said something completely different. Amy looked between her and the Doctor, waiting to see which one would look away first.

"Answer me," The Doctor didn't break eye contact just yet. "Now."

River still didn't answer. She stared at the Doctor for another minute, then finally broke eye contact with him. The Doctor heaved a great sigh and folded his arms, watching River as she went around the console.

Amy really didn't like the silence, so she spoke up. "Answer him," she said, rather shocked at how she had said it. River looked at Amy, a slight worried look on her face, then answered. "You've been hanging around him to much that you're starting to sound like him." She let out a slight laugh, looking towards the Doctor.

"Are you going to pretend I didn't ask you anything?" The Doctor asked impatiently, staring at River again.

"Yes." River simply answered. She flipped a few switches on the console, turned a few knobs, and pulled some levers. She didn't talk much while the TARDIS traveled through the time vortex. Amy and the Doctor talked to each other quietly, wondering where River was going.

The TARDIS stopped abruptly, making Amy grab for the railing to keep from falling. River stood quietly in her spot, looking at the center of the console. She turned to the Doctor and smiled. "Your answer will be clear soon enough."

This puzzled the Doctor. Even Amy was confused. "What do you mean?" Amy asked, looking at River. "Where are we?"

River turned to the Doctor, a small smile on her face now. "I've been here for about a week now, correct?" She asked. The Doctor nodded, then River continued: "Okay, well then I must be going. If you really want to know who I am, you'll be patient enough to wait and find out."

"When will I find out?" The Doctor asked, looking into River's eyes.

"Spoilers," River said, grinning and raising her eyebrows. She turned on the spot and walked towards the door, but before she opened the door, the Doctor said: "Answer what Amy asked. Where exactly are we?"

"Somewhere I need to be at the moment," River said, more to herself than to the Doctor. "I can't keep running from what needs to happen."

Before the Doctor could say anything, River opened the door and walked out. Amy walked to the door, only to see that they were where they had been a week previously. Back in the alleyway. River looked around, then faced Amy. "See you," River smiled, then looked at the Doctor and winked. "Maybe sooner than you might expect."

The Doctor had an odd expression on his face – a thinking face. He walked to the door and stepped out, looking around. "Why here?" He asked, looking at River. "We basically just left from here."

River didn't answer. She just smiled and turned away from him. Two men were walking towards them both. "Hello, boys," River said as they approached her. "Been looking for me?"

The two men looked at each other, then looked back at River. "You've stolen from one of the richest men on Earth. You do know this, right?"

"Of course," River said delightfully, putting her hands behind her back. "And I assume you're here to arrest me for it?"

One of the men smiled and nodded. "Just the cheery old River, I see." He said, getting handcuffs out and putting them around River's wrists. The other man looked over at the Doctor, who had a confused look on his face. "Don't worry, she'll be locked up for good."

"Locked up for what, though?" The Doctor asked, frowning.

"You don't know?" The man asked, a shocked look on his face. "Seriously?"

"Would I be asking if I didn't?" The Doctor said, rolling his eyes, getting rather impatient.

"Sweetie," River said, smiling. "Spoilers. Anyway, take me wherever you're going to take me, guys. I like the challenge of the escape."

The men nodded to the Doctor, then to Amy, who had barely spoken through the whole thing. They walked off with River until they got out of sight. Amy looked just as confused as the Doctor. "What's with that thing River says: Spoilers?" she asked, poking the Doctor's shoulder.

"She apparently doesn't want to spoil the surprise," He said, rolling his eyes. "To be quite honest, I can't deal with that woman. I have no idea who she is, yet."

"Yet?" Amy asked. "What do you mean by 'yet'?"

"I have a feeling we'll know who she is soon enough," The Doctor said, smiling slightly to himself.

"Yeah, but she's going to prison or something, isn't she?" Amy asked.

"Oh, I'm sure she is," The Doctor said, raising his eyebrows and nodding. "But you know how she is. She can find every possible way out of anything."

"Hmm," Amy sighed slightly, then shrugged. "Oh well, she's gone for now, where are we going next?"

"Wow, you really just go from one thing to the next," The Doctor said, then laughed, walking into the TARDIS with her. "Well, the TARDIS needs a recharge, so we should probably go to Cardiff."

"You recharge the TARDIS in Cardiff?" Amy asked, trying to hold back a laugh. It sounded ridiculous to her.

"There's a rift there, time energy," The Doctor muttered, shutting the door and walking to the console. "The TARDIS feeds off of it." The Doctor stopped for a moment, flipping a switch. "I should go when it's dark..."

"Why?" Amy asked, looking confused as to why he should go at night. "Is it bad to go in the day?"

"No," The Doctor said, sighing slightly. "I risk running into someone whenever I go there."

"Oooh, is it an ex of yours?" Amy said in a teasing kind of tone.

The Doctor looked at Amy, his mouth slightly open, and stared at her for a moment. "No!" He finally said, shaking his head. "Not at all. Nothing like that. No, no, no. It's just someone I don't want to run into."

"Wow, must be pretty bad history with this person then," Amy said, walking around the Doctor.

"Not bad history," He said, turning some dials. The TARDIS started to shake a little bit as it moved through the time vortex. "Like I said, he's just someone I don't want to run into."

"He?" Amy said, grinning and holding onto the edge of the console to keep from falling. "It's a he? Oh, this'll be interesting."

"Like I said, again, I'll be going at night," The Doctor said, then pulled a lever, which made the TARDIS stop. "I highly doubt he's going to spend time outside on a night like this. It's freezing."

Amy shook her head and laughed, walking towards the doors. The Doctor followed, then opened the doors, stepping outside with Amy.

"Welcome to Cardiff, Amelia Pond," The Doctor said, grinning and patting Amy on the shoulder.


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