11) Personal hygiene is a nuisance.
12) If your ship sinks, mutinies or is stolen, steal another.
13) It's easy to confuse British soldiers; tell them the truth.
14) When cornered, grab a rope and swing helplessly through the air. A man with a musket cannot hit anyone who is swinging helplessly through the air.
15) Surround yourself with trusted friends. It's easy to trick them into getting between you and the people who are trying to kill you.
16) Mascara is masculine. Swinging your hips and hands when you walk is very masculine.
17) Bump into things, fall into open graves, trip, fall off of things, stab yourself.
18) A pair of pistols beats a royal flush.
19) Your best friend is a voodoo witch who lives alone in a swamp. Bring her presents, such as undead monkeys.
20) The jail cell hasn't been built that can hold Captain Jack Sparrow . . . except maybe the one you're in now.