21) Learn to roll with the punches, especially when addressing a strumpet in the streets of Tortuga.
22) Idle hands are the devil's playground. Keep your hands idle as much as possible.
23) Act like a gentleman. Say "please" and "thank you." Allow other gentlemen to proceed you whenever danger might be lurking. Open ladies' blouses for them.
24) If at first you don't succeed, try, try um try trytrytrytrytrytry er trytrytrytrytrytry grr trytrytrytrytrytry again (and fail).
25) If captured by cannibals, teach them the health benefits of a vegetarian diet. If that fails, demonstrate the health benefits of long-distance running.
26) Learn to hate animals. Dogs will never bring you the keys to your jail cell. Cats won't even taunt you with the keys but will merely walk away disdainfully. Parrots will poop on you before they fly away. And don't even get me started on monkeys.
27) Rum fixes all problems. If it doesn't, that means you should drink more rum.
28) The sea monsters who are chasing you do not really want to catch and devour you. What they really want is to catch and devour your mates. Oblige them.
29) If someone offers you a free jar of dirt, take it.
30) Don't forget your hat.