Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. That's all J.K Rowling.
Chapter 2
Press the "That's what she said" app on your iPhone in a strategic time in the service.
A package dropped in front of a very surprised Remus Lupin. The other 3 Marauders surrounded him as he ripped open the packaging, revealing a new iPhone.
"What's that?"
"No clue but it looks freaking AWESOME! Moony can I see it?"
"Oh leave Moony alone Padfoot."
"I was just wondering wha.."
"Oh shut up everyone," Remus cut in, looking pointedly at Sirius.
"This is an iPhone. It's a phone, and you can listen to music, and," seeing the expressions on his friend's faces he stopped.
"I'm doing a bad job of explaining, aren't I?" The three boys nodded in agreement.
"I'll show you when we get back to the common room,"
Later, after breakfast the Remus showed them how to work it, and tried to explain it the best he could.
Months passed by, and life went on as normal. Then just before Christmas break, Remus got a letter from his parents explaining that he needed to come home as his great aunt has just passed away.
At the funeral, Remus suddenly had brilliant idea. Sirius had insisted on downloading an app that would say, "That's what she said," whenever it was set off. At random times during the funeral, he would set it off. People looked around to see if they could see the source of it, but Remus was at the back, and no one really noticed him. The preacher looked very flustered though; his face was beet red. Remus smirked to himself, James and Sirius would be very amused.
Give out party invitations
A hush fell over the Great Hall as Dumbledore got up to speak.
"I'm sure this will come as a surprise to many of you, but Filch's cat, died. There will be a funeral for it tomorrow and I expect all of you to be there." He looked sternly at everyone in the room. A buzz filled it, as friends began talking to each other.
"LIGHTBULB!" James randomly shouted, causing most of the people at the Gryffindor table to look at him. He ignored them and said more quietly this time,
"Ok so, everyone's going to be happy that freakish cat is gone so we hand out party invitations!"
"Brilliant!" Peter said as he high fived James. Sirius started to leave the table.
"We're you going mate?"
"Well we need to get those invites ready don't we?" With that the other 4 boys got up and started to get to work.
That night, they handed them out, and had them put on the notice board in every common room. James and Sirius were sneaking back to the common room after leaving a stack of invitations in the library when they heard it.
"POTTER AND BLACK!" Filch could be heard yelling.
"Guess we'd better get out of here,"
"Right on mate," The two friends donned James' invisibility cloaked, and sneaked back towards their common room. They grinned at each other before heading to bed. Tomorrow would be interesting.
Ok so the reason I got another chapter up so soon was that I flunked a history quiz and now I can't have any electronics until the next quiz, which at the least will be 2 weeks, but most likely 3 or 4. Unless of course, a Christmas miracle happens. Sorry. Please don't hate me.