Disclaimer: J.K Rowling hasn't decided to give me the rights so I guess there's nothing I can do.
Chapter 4
Randomly start throwing candy at the audience and preacher
Remus walked in to the common to find James and Sirius sitting next to a crying Peter.
"Whoa. What happened?" Peter muttered something through sobs.
"That sucks man," Remus said as he looked to James and Sirius for an explanation. He hadn't understood a thing Peter said, but that wasn't uncommon. Peter had been crying a lot lately.
"His cousin died," Sirius mouthed,
"Ohhhhh," No one said for a while after that, the first in a long time at least one of the four Marauders wasn't speaking. Finally Peter was able to stop sobbing and managed to choke out,
"The funeral's in a week. You guys coming?"
"Sure mate,"
"Definatly,"
"Why would we not? Someone needs to be awesome there," James and Remus shot Sirius a look.
"What?"
"Oh never mind…"
Later that week, a day before the funeral James, Remus and Peter were all in Peter's room when Sirius came bouncing in the door.
"You look high…"
"I found this great bag of candy!" With that Sirius threw the bag on the bed.
"This is muggle candy!" Sirius nodded smugly. Remus's eyes were wide as he looked at the bag.
"ROLOS!" He exclaimed, pulling a few round foiled covered candies.
"What are rolos?"
"They're this slightly bigger than bite-sized pieces of caramel covered in chocolate. They are freaking AWESOME!"
"Hahaha calm down Moony…"
It was that moment that Sirius came up with an awesome idea.
"Heeeey. We all know this is going to be incredibly boring right?"
"Padfoot, it's a bloody funeral,"
"You're point is?" Remus just shook his head.
"Ok so," The four friends huddled up and started forming a plan.
Everyone was in the backyard for the funeral. The four boys were sitting in the front row, being surprising well behave. Or so everyone though…
The preacher got up to begin speaking. After a few minutes of droning on and on, the boys decided they couldn't take it.
"Ok, I know we planned to do this later, but I'm going to die,"
"Oh stop being such a drama queen,"
"Do YOU want to listen to all of this?"
"…no,"
"Point proven. Let's do this! HIGH FIVE!"
"Dude… we're at a funeral,"
"Right. Solemn low-five," The four boys low-fived, and reached under their chairs for the bags of candy.
"Ok so, Prongs, you get the preacher, and the rest of us will get the audience. Got it?" Sirius managed to actually whisper as he turned his head to face his friends sitting next to him. They nodded their heads and set their plan into action.
"CANDAAAAAAAAAAAY!" James shouted as he threw candy and chocolate at the preacher, waking many people who had taken the opportunity to take a quick nap.
The other 3 boys flung candy into the audience, jumping up and down. They were having an altogether lovely time. That is until a couple adult started walking towards them, obviously very very mad.
"Run!" With that the four boys took off running back to Peter's room, not quite sure what they would do when they got there.
"How you much you wanna bet they think we're high?"
"Oh shut up Sirius…"
So far this is probably one of my favorite chapters. And I don't actually know if Rolos existed then, or if wizards even had muggle candy, but I've heard Remus is a half-blood, and loves chocolate so he's the most likely out of the 4 to try Rolos. If that made sense… ANYWHO, please please review. It'd make my day. No, it'd make my week. Reviews are awesome like that.
