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Chapter 5
Start yelling, "IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVEEE!"
"Did you guys hear what happened to Alice?" James rushed over to his friends in the great hall.
"No. What?"
"Something happened?"
"Nope,"
"Well, Frank said that Alice told him that her frog died,"
"FINALLY! That thing was bloody annoying,"
"Sirius! She loved that frog," Remus rebuked, yet at the same time quite glad the frog was gone. It was always running away and ending up in the boy's dorms. Specifically Sirius's bed. Now that that he actually thought about it, Remus was going to miss that frog. Sirius was actually kind of afraid of it, (he would not admit it though,) which made it all the funnier.
"Is she gonna have a funeral?" Peter asked. He was probably the only Marauder who genuinely like Alice's frog.
"Mhm," James nodded. He held out 4 invitations. Well, they were really just pieces of paper stating the time and place. The other 3 boys each took one, and looked at it briefly before stuffing it in their pockets.
"So… we got anything planned for this here um… funeral?"
"Well, I was thinking maybe we could…" The Marauders formed a huddle, and began discussing random ideas. Wishing they had the privacy of their dorm, but all too hungry to leave the great hall and the abundant supply of food.
It took then a while before they came up with an idea. 3 days to be exact but they were quite proud of what they came up with. Now all they had to do was make it till the funeral…
Not that many people ended up going, only Alice's friends and a few other Gryffindors with nothing better to do that day.
It wasn't exactly a funeral per say, but more of a burial. Alice's frog was in a shoebox someone found, near a hole. Everyone there was standing around the frog in the box, and Alice was about to stick the box in the ground when Sirius screamed.
"IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVEEEEEEE! THE FROG IS ALIVE!" A couple kids started screaming when they realized one tiny fact. It was Sirius Black who was screaming. He's probably cried wolf more times than the actual kid who cried wolf. That was when Alice proceeded to beat him up. Well, she tried to. It really just ended up with James and Remus pushing them both into the lake. And then getting pushed in themselves. It was safe to say probably the coolest funeral/burial ever.
Ok so I don't really like this chapter. This is my 3rd time trying and I really wanted to get a new chapter up. I'm super super sorry this isn't that great and I'll do my best to make the next chapter way awesomer.