Note from BRP: Yeah, I know its been a while but i have not died yet

Disclaimer: I wish i could but I don't -

Allen: -own D. Gray-man

BRP: -_- was that necessary?

Allen: ... no not really.

Baby Steps:

Step 2

"A baby?"

"I think it's a boy."

"Where did it come from?"

"I heard they eloped."

"Their together! Really?"

"Well that explains the frequent fights."

"I heard he had surgery to …"

"Wow that's how they were able…"

"I always knew he was…"

"I wonder who …"

"It has to be…"

~~~~~B~~~~~

Amethyst eyes followed the white gloved hand as it swung back and forth like pendulum. They slowly ascended the black jacket sleeve and traveled to the peaceful pale face which was tucked under a cascade of snow white hair and burrowed within the other arm. It was an enchanting sight to see the sunlight glisten against the fine white strands of hair that obscured part of the face. It would have been much more appreciated however, if the owner of such fair hair were to wake up. Hitomi, could only take so much negligence and considering it had been 5 whole minutes since she woken up from her nap she believed it was time to reward her patience with playtime. Currently her favorite person was sleeping soundly on the train seat. ' Maybe if I tug on his hand then he will wake up' she thought. She wrestled one arm from under her tightly tucked blue blanket and attempted to do the same with her other hand when the door the compartment opened.

~~~~~B~~~~~

The cool air blew roughly against his pale bare back. Kanda took a deep breath and exhaled all the built up tension from his being. The past week of no missions had raked his body with stress. And as if that was not bad enough he had to spend unnecessary amount of time with the Moyashi and that thing. Komui ordered him to stay as a bodyguard in case of an Akuma attack. As he took another deep breath and exhaled he thanked whatever deity, who made this the last day he spent with those two nuisances. He was approaching his limit in tolerating the squealing and giggling affections between the two. Breaking his meditation Kanda opened his eyes. The position of the sun overhead indicated the decrease in time left before reaching the Order. Kanda pulled on his exorcist jacket and grabbed his Mugen before making his way back into the train.

Kanda walked into the compartment just as a pair of wide amethyst eyes latched onto him. Ignoring the sleeping Moyashi and the not so sleeping thing in the blue basinet, Kanda made his way to the open seat near the window.

Hitomi watched in horror as the dark sapphires vanished under long black lashes. 'No! don't fall asleep too!' She thought frantically. " lata ba populagruu!" She cried in frustration waving her tiny fist to emphasis. But to no avail Bakanda continued to keep his eyes closed. 'Why are you all so lazy. I'm the infant here, yet you guys are the ones taking a nap at noon. I bet as soon as you wake up you guys are going to have snack time.' Hitomi sighed in defeat. Following the examples of her care taker Hitomi relaxed in her bassinet and fell asleep.

~~~~~B~~~~~

Hurried foot falls echoed through the orders corridors. A blur of red wisped through the halls making a bee line for the head scientist's office, where a chorus of cooing could be heard.

Lavi threw open the doors to Komui's office and immediately spotted the blue bundle secured in Allen's arms. Lavi's face split into a wide grin as he bonded toward Kanda.

Congratulations Yuu! I never thought you had it in you, but of course you proved us wrong. So which of you had the baby?" Lavi rambled as he clapped Kanda on the back.

Allen looked up to see Lavi running in circles around the couch with a mugen wielding samurai at his heels. "Kanda! Stop waving that blade around in here. You could accidently hurt the baby!" Allen said while clutching the child closer in emphasis. Kanda ceased his pursuit and turned toward the Moyashi. He glared menacingly at the white haired youth.

"And what is it to you if that little thing gets sliced in the processed?" Kanda growled.

"Oh please! Stop pretending to be so heartless. It's not a crime you know! And besides you're the one who named this child for god sakes.

Only because those stupid nurses wouldn't leave me the hell alone about it!"

"Dammit! Why are you so insufferable?"

"Well why don't I end your suffering and have you rest in pieces!" Kanda spat as he drew his sword. Allen readied his combat stance after relieving the infant to Lena lee who was near by.

However, before the two could battle to the death, Komui Lee walked into his office with a steaming mug of coffee. Not caring particularly about the public threat of violence taking place in his office, the head scientist sat behind his desk and took a long sip from his mug.

Dark clouds rolled overhead and crackles of electricity sounded between the two exorcists. The blade edge of mugen glinted in the light as a shadow of determination settled across Allen's face. "Waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!"

Allen snapped out of his murderous aura and rushed over to the fussing infant. "Awe. There there. It's ok I'm right here. What is it? Are you hungry?"Allen asked his mini angel wrapped in blue. Turned off by the public display of affection, Kanda sheath his blade and returned to skulk in his corner; which by the way was not really a corner, but a section of the wall that no one neared.

"So Allen when do you intend on telling us the story of you relationship and how you two were able to born a child." Lavi asked grinning widely.

He was soon assaulted by a flying kick that connected squarely with his head. "Dammit Panda! Where the hell did you come from!" Lavi cried holding his throbbing head.

"I don't think I need to tell remind you of how the reproduction process works." Bookman said while straightening his cloths.

"No you don't. But that is all the more reason for Moyashi to explain how this birth took place."

"Anooo" Allen said drawing all the attention in the room to himself and the child. Komui set his mug on top of disorganized papers and pushed his finger tips together.

"I think it is about time Allen and Kanda share their story."

BRP: What are you thinking?