Summary:

Inspired by the hilariously original fanfic "My Immortal" by Tara, we are proud to present "My Goddess": Just when life was looking it's worst, our Mary Sue character Ashlynn finds her life taking a turn for the better- she's a demigod, and now she's surrounded by hot guys. Beggars can never be choosers, so Ashlynn's acting filthy damn rich.
~~~Enjoy this PJO parody!

A/N: spcial fangz ot Starr for hlping wit our gramar/speling. also- peecy, ananbth n cheeron r acting diff cause the older now (17), so dey can curse, and cheeron cn too causehes goibg senile. & HE HAS A HEDACHE!

"OMFG! u lead a cmp?1/1 tht is so awesm tht I cnt evrn ssat anythn rit now.." I staer at hym n awe.
"wel yaeh, I m prtty g…I evn own a hat!111 "omigos no wayyyyyy?11! But... ur not wearin a hat..."
"Nevermind tht now... we need to gett u to cmp. U need ti get agested to the way camp wirks. Come on Ashlymm, follw me." Follwing Pery, we made it to a tree wits a goldn thin hangin on a branch. "
"WTF is thtttt?" I adk Peecy. "tht peice o garbge? It the Goldn Flieve; protects uor camo, maked syre tht monsyers cnt get in. my and mi friends wnet on a qeust to get it a cople o yrs ago."
"u guys go on QURSTS?1/11
"wel, yea. Duh. Wer demigods Ahslyn. Kepe up her."
"wer wat?" "ohhhh yeahhhhh…we shold go talk tp chirom. Come on, we go t to get to te Big Huose."
I nod to Petey, and we walk out of th strwberte fiekld, an d pst th e gldn fleic.
"Chrin? Wher da fuk u at?" Peircy yelled.
"I'm ova he!" Chirin calld "Wat up, Pee?" "Ashlynn desnt now abut th e gods." Gds? "shes gnna hv to wtch the oriantetion cideo."
"ummmm oriantitn bideo? Wats tht?" "a viedo we show new vampers"
-30 minutes later-
"tht wuz da wrost fuking movie EVAR!" I scremed.
"4 realz? I herd it wuz pretttie gud…" Percy shrugged.
"Well... It's not..."
Then A scary, yet prettie girl struted toward us. She had curly blonde hayer and scarie grae eyes.
"heyy Percy wat hv u been up to?" she fliked her hayer ovr her shouldershulder and smild.
"Noting... Dis is Ashlynn Chaos Blacklake! *dramatic pause*...yeah"
She staed meh. I culd tel se ddnt lyk meh. "Hi. I'm Annabeth." se stuk outher han 4 meh to shak.
I grebed it nd shuk it harde. "nice to met u Anabth"
"the plesur is all mine"."
Periy coughed akwardely. "Um, right. Well..."
Den dey strtd macing out in front o me, an I jus awekwordly stood nxt to dem.
"c ya round, Pee..."
"ya c ya ltr Ahslin...hopr u lyk it here" perry smilds
"i did..." den i glanceded anabeths & sneered. she glard at meh in respns.
"bye.." den I runned of.
I runned so fare i ddnt evn knoe wher i wuz goin! But i just keppt runneding.
Wen i thought i wuz fare enoug i sat downe in a forest on a tree sthump & cried.
Y am i cryzing? Cuz im an emotionial slut, my muom doesnt give a shite, and a hott emo guy has a girl friwnd! I HAVE IT SOOO -
"R u ok?" I looked up and gasped.
It was... a goat!
And standing rite behind th goat was... Another goat! Wit a hat!
And sitting on top of the goats lyk a god wuz... A RAELLIE BIG GOAT!
"OMFG! HEP! A GAINT GOAT IS GUNA RAP MEEEEEEEEEHHHH!"
"Oh suddup. No im not." He rollde he eyez mah stupidness.
"OMF! .TALK!11/1/1"
"Um. YEAH!" He smacked my head. "WHy u so stupaaaiid?'
"ecuzeh?"
"Y.r..STUPAAAAAIIIIIID?1./1"
"Umm..."
"U knoe wut? idc anymo. I'm Pan. The totally sexy/awesome/goat god of Partayaayaayyay! & all tht nature shit..."
"UR A GOD?11/1/"