Summary:

Inspired by the hilariously original fanfic "My Immortal" by Tara, we are proud to present "My Goddess": Just when life was looking it's worst, our Mary Sue character Ashlynn finds her life taking a turn for the better- she's a demigod, and now she's surrounded by hot guys. Beggars can never be choosers, so Ashlynn's acting filthy damn rich.
~~~Enjoy this PJO parody!

we would like to remind everyone again that this is a PARODY. if you don't get it, you obviously haven't read My Immortal. and if you haven't read that...don't go looking for it. if THIS story offends you, you don't want to know the damage My Immortal would do to you. this story kills brain cells...but unfortunately, it's actually better written then My Immortal. and at least we give you a warning...

please don't leave reviews saying that it's awful and terrible, because WE KNOW. actually, leave them anyways...their funny to read.

we're sorry if this story offends anyone, because it isn't meant to. if you don't like it (or can't take the awful spelling and grammar) don't read. we understand.

please then check out our other story The Epic anyways. we're actually using correct spelling and grammar for it...sorry, but this is going at the top of the story every time now, because some people don't check the summary, and leave reviews that really hurt our feelings :'( joking, but seriously. we're gonna do that now.

"No. i m a peice of cheez" Pan rolld hie eyez sarczticly. (C iz dat spelld rong?)

"oh. Wel, thts kool to. I rly lyk cheees"

"omg u culd not b stupidr. WTF r u doing in da forest anyway?"

wat WUZ I doin in da forrest? Persunaly, I had no idea.

"umm...wel...u c..."

"Dum bass..."

"szcuze?"

"ugh. Nvrmnd. Nd dont tell any1 iim aliv vue dey all think in deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaad..."

"O.K...who the hell r those to?"

"Not impertent... Kewl, thx alot kiddo!' Then he and his goats poofed away.

"Wierd.." I iasd.

i den tried too gett out o da forrest, but cuoldnt FIND my way out. i rly need a hufflepuff...

"danm it, i need a hufflepuff 4 dis." i mutter to meself.

"wat the HELL is a hufflepuff?"

i turn my head, and find 2 totally gofik ppl standing bhind me. i blush. da gofik dude was rlly HOTT.

"thts not important" i say quickly , "whor u guys?"

the girl with him replys "im Buffy Winters(A/N: dis is u Starr!), and dis is Nico DiAngelo. now, who r U?"

"im Ashlyn. ashlyn choas backlave. its nice 2 meet u."

"wat r u doin in da woods?" da ttlly hott emo boy asks. "well, i got lost..."

"its fine we'l sho u da way..."the grl says,"but rly, wat IS a hufflepuff?"

"u dont want 2 kno. but, they r good finders. kep tht in mind, it mite help u sometime" perplxd, they both just ndded along w/ me.

"well den, show meh te way out."

i followed thm bth throuh da forresr, and wen we xited i coulfnt blive my i's. everywhrer, dere were soo many freking cabins!

"WTF, r we goin campin or sumthin?"

"no" buffy looks at meh lik im stpd or sumtin "we sleep in does. each 1 houses demigods o a certain god...wasnt this xplned in da video?/"

"ohh yehh...i wasnt paying attntion 2 dat"

we stoppd infront o a cabin tht was rly crowdd. "ull b staying here" nico says "until ur chosen"

still confused, i walk up 2 da door and gasp wen it opens.

A/N: omgg soo sry such a short chap...we've been kinda deprzzd l8ly, so we hvnt been up 4 writing l8ly. soryy agan. we kno how many ppl r disappointed :(

again, fangz 2 every1 hu gav input and encouraged us. an any1 hu dosnt lik us cn go die in a ditch. go. FIND a frreking ditch now. the freaking hufflepuffs will hellpp uuu XP bleh

P.S. did anyone catch the AVPM reference? hopefully, u all did. we both lovee that musical. halarious! check it out on youtube (search: a very potter musical) :)

if u cant find it, ask a Hufflepuff. their VERY good FINDERS :)