Summary:

Inspired by the hilariously original fanfic "My Immortal" by Tara, we are proud to present "My Goddess": Just when life was looking it's worst, our Mary Sue character Ashlynn finds her life taking a turn for the better- she's a demigod, and now she's surrounded by hot guys. Beggars can never be choosers, so Ashlynn's acting filthy damn rich.
~~~Enjoy this PJO parody!

we would like to remind everyone again that this is a PARODY. if you don't get it, you obviously haven't read My Immortal. and if you haven't read that...don't go looking for it. if THIS story offends you, you don't want to know the damage My Immortal would do to you. this story kills brain cells...but unfortunately, it's actually better written thenMy Immortal. and at least we give you a warning...

please don't leave reviews saying that it's awful and terrible, because WE KNOW. actually, leave them anyways...their funny to read.

we're sorry if this story offends anyone, because it isn't meant to. if you don't like it (or can't take the awful spelling and grammar) don't read. we understand.

please then check out our other story The Epic anyways. we're actually using correct spelling and grammar for it...sorry, but this is going at the top of the story every time now, because some people don't check the summary, and leave reviews that really hurt our feelings :'( joking, but seriously. we're gonna do that now. mostly because this makes me laugh every time i read it... :)

Dere, standin da doorway, were too incrediblie hawt guys. They smile meh in identickle smeks.

"Hi" da taller 1 says. "im Connor. And this" he points 2 da guy rite nxt to him "is my bro Travis. Welcum to da Hermes cabin."

I smile seductively at da 2 bros, and hear Noci clear his throat besides me.

"Hi" I say to Tarvis an Conor, "I'm Ahslyn. Aslhyn Choas Blacklaec. Its nice 2 meet you" they btoh nod at me an smirk.

Dey wave meh inside da cabin, an I step in. almos each an every bed was filled wit a kid in a orange 'CAMP HALFBLOOD' shirt.

"Here" the taller bro remarks "u'll b sleepin here until u get claimed."

"claimed?" I ask, confuzzled. Dey both sigh, an look meh slightly xasperatd.

"u kno, ur godly rent will claim u as theirs." The shorter 1 points da both o dem. "were children o Hermes."

"soo…wat m i?"

"no 1 knos." Well dat was informative.

"here u cn hv dis cot" one o thm said said, pointin 2 da only empty bunk bed.

"Talk 2 1 o us if u hv any questions."

i nod to thm, an dplace my stuf down on mi bed. I decide to go outsied and xplore sum o the place. i walk out o da cabin w/out any1 noticing.

Wen i walk out, I c Peery and Chron talking to each otha.

"I think she culd b da 1" percy says 2 chiron. "i jst hv a feeling"

Chrin jus looks him an says "I dont kno, she could b"

I freeze. were dey talking bout me? I inch closer, seeing if i could hear btter.

Chiron tensed. "i sence some1 close. we better move."

Percy nods.

I watch as they btoh walk towards wat every1 calls the 'big house'.

of course, i follow them.

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worst decision i ever made.

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wait

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i take that back

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my worst decision has yet to come..but its soon

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very very soon

we hope u guyz lik da cliffy :)

suspnseful rite? we thought so 2...

sry not been updating...end o da skool yr andd stuf

dont xpect another updat til afta xams :P

fangz 2 every 11 hu helpd us rite dis 1...dont worry, nico an buffy will b more in da story soooon

Yeah, we really aren't going to be able to update this story until after the exams... :( You guys know how stressful school is...ughh

Hope this story helped relieve some of the stress...making fun of badly written stories usually does lol :)

...Expect an EPIC! update later today :D

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Look forward to the next chapter around the beginning of summer ;)