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Whooo.

Its the first chappy of my new story of aswomeness...

Whatever.

In this story, I own Cosmo, Rhanee and Gravy.

(A/N: Cosmo can't say the sound 'TH', so some of the words in here will look funny as I've replaced them with 'D's and 'V's, or taken the 'H's out of them)

Chapter 1: The Annoying thing.

Jumba

I sat quietly at the desk in my room, my eyes scanning over an old newspaper article that Pleakey had kept from ages ago. Trust My Little One Eyed One to keep the very article that branded me as an 'Idiot Scientist'.

I sighed. I wasn't an Idiot Scientist! I was the Evil Genius Creator of six hundred and thirty-one genetic alien experiments.

Resting my head on my hand, I started re-reading the article for what seemed like the hundredth time that evening. I was almost halfway when...

"Hey Jumba. No matter how manny times ya read dat, its still gonna be da same!"

I shut my eyes and clenched my hands into fists. Slowly I turned to the green experiment that I had activated that morning...and that had annoyed me all day! "631, just because Jumba is creating you to annoy peoples with sarcastic comments and sarcastic voice, does not mean you are having to be doing it every second of day!"

My creation grinned. "But I'm supposed to do dat. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be doin' it." he leant back on my pillow and put his hands behind his head.

I ran my hand over my head. Its a habbit I've got. My creation was really starting to frustrate me. Everything about him was annoying, especially his voice. "Yes, am knowing. But you are not having to be doing it all the time. Is very annoying!" I immediatly knew that I'd made a big mistake by saying that. It was exactly what 631 wanted. To annoy me.

I waited as patiently as I possibly could whilst my creation rolled around on my bunk in a fit of insane laughter. My laughter. 631 had my laugh. At least I did something right. I wonder if he has anymore of my Evil Genius traits. Imagine if he was just like me. It'd be like having a Mini Jumba running around. Only sarcastic...and green. I shuddered at the thought.

Eventually my creation managed to control his laughter and sat down on the edge of my bunk. Only then did I speak again. "Am really regretting activating you!"

631 hugged himself. "Awww, I love ya to!" he said before rolling his eyes. I swear, if he keeps this up, I'll stuff him in the toaster and turn it on! "No. Really."

"I don't care."

"Well, you should be caring!"

"Do I look like I care?"

I studied my creations face. It was blank and unemotional. "...No."

"Den why are we goin' trough dis?"

I felt my face grow hot from anger, and I stormed out of the room, leaving 631 sitting on my bed laughing.

Pleakley looked up from his ridiculos Earth magazine as I stomped down the stairs. "Hey Jumba, Lilo and Stitch are-"

"No."

"I didn't even finish what I was-"

"No!" I growled as I flopped into a chair I didn't really want to do anything I was in such a bad mood

Pleakley frowned and looked towards our bedroom door. "Ok. What'd you do? You better not be making anymore experiments! Last time you were this angry, you'd electricuted yourself after trying to rewire the microwave to energize your little monsters!"

I instantly lost and angry scowl on my face, and for some reason, it was replaced with a sheepish grin. Damn it! That probably gave me away! Wait...Yep. He's giving me the 'I've Told You A Thousand Times Not To Create Any More Experiments' look. Now he's going to yell at me.

"How many more times are we gonna go through this?!" he yelled.

Pfff! I don't know. Should I? Normally when Pleakley lectures me, I tune out. His mouth moves, but I don't hear a thing...Except for a few random words and my name.

"Are you listening to me?!"

I folded my arms and shrugged. "I don't know..."

Pleakled glared at me and opened his mouth to start his stupid lecture. I slump down in my chair and start to tune out.

Tuning...Tuning...There!

Now he can shout all he wants, and I won't really have to listen. Only nod every now and then.

Lilo poked her head around the doorframe. It was immediatly followed by Stitch's blue one.

"What's all the yelling about?" Lilo asked. Obviously, they heard My Little One Eyed One lecturing me. Again.

Pleakey frowned and pointed a finger at me accusingly. "Mr. Evil Experiment Maker here has created another little monster!!"

Lilo grinned widely. "Cool!"

I smiled. At least someone likes my genius creations. I looked down as Stitch leapt onto my lap. "Can...we see Cousin?" he asked excitedly.

I cast a glance at Pleakley and nodded. "Jumba is not seeing any reasons why Little Girl and 626 can't be seeing 631."

Beside me, Pleakley made a disgusted noise and folded his arms. I ignored him and lead my adopted Neice and genuis creation up to my room

As we climbed the stairs, I noticed Pleakley following us. I grinned. My Little One Eyed One always was curious. I smiled as he passed me, but all I got in return was an angry frown

Ouch! I'm not gonna lie. That hurt! I'll gte him back. I'll start a pillow fight or something.

I watched as Stitch pusled open the door and wondered what would happen when Pleakley saw 631. Would he yell? Would he overreact like he always did? Would my creation annoy me like he did before?

Stitch Pleakley and Lilo slowly walked into tha darkened room. I decided against following them and waited outside. A few seconds of silence passed, and then I heard Pleakley cry out. "What is that!?"

ARGH! Pleakley saw 631!!

What'll happen??

If paragraphs arn't shown, I will destroy something...

Next chapter coming up real soon.

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