Green and Gold Chapter 7: Hula Lesson, a lilo & stitch fanfic

My sister and I tried copying the hula steps from Lilo and Stitch and Lilo and Stitch 2.

Yeah...Whatever.

Chapter 6: Hula Lesson

Lilo

BURP!!

Jumba spun around in his chair as Cosmo announced his presence in the kitchen. "That is disgusting habbit 631!" he said, frowning disapprovingly.

Cosmo shrugged. "Its natural. Besides, ya do it to, Mr-I-Can't-Say-Proper-Sentences."

Jumba narrowed his eyes. "Yes. But am not burping to announce presence in room!"

I rolled my eyes. Cosmo usually burped loudly when ever he entered a room...mostly because it annoyed Nani and Jumba. Sensing another 'Jumba vs Cosmo' arguement brewing, I tapped Stitch on the shoulder. He pulled his head out of the tub of icevream he was eating. "Ih?"

I pointed at Jumba and Cosmo. "You wanna teach Cosmo some hula before he and Jumba tear the house apart?"

Stitch looked over at Cosmo and Jumba. They were glaring daggers at each other. "Ih. Feebuku." he slid off the chair and pulled Cosmo, who was shouting at Jumba, into the living room by his shoulders. I followed, walking over to my record player sitting next to the lounge.

Stitch pushed Cosmo onto the lounge as Rhanee entered the room, climbing along the wall. What's all the shouting about?" she asked.

Cosmo folded his arms and pouted. "I'll give ya free guesses. He's big, purple and hates me!"

Rhanee dropped to the floor. "Jumba?"

"Aww, come on. Ya supposed to take free guesses, not one!"

I shook my head, grinning. Its good that Rhanee and Cosmo are now friends. Half the arguements that we had in the house are gone. We only have to work on Jumba.

Stitch put a record on the player, and I turned to Cosmo and Rhanee. "You ready to hula?"

Both experiments looked at me. Rhanee grinned and took the skirt that Stitch was holding out for her.

Behind me, I heard Cosmo snicker. I looked at him. "What?"

"Can I ask what ya wearin'?"

"Uhh...my hula costume." I looked down at my skirt and top.

He blinked. "Oh. So dats what ya call it."

Stitch nodded. "Ih. Maka makka, al tete." he tossed a skirt at Cosmo. It bounced off his chest and landed on the floor. He looked at it for a few seconds. "Oh no! I ain't wearin' dat!"

I rolled my eyes. There's always one person in your family who has to complicate things.

Rhanee frowned and smiled at the came time. She looks so cute when she does that! "Oh yes you are."

"No I'm not."

"Your learning some hula, so your gonna wear the skirt!"

Cosmo folded his arms. "Nope. I wouldn't be caught dead wearin' dat!" The look on his face told me he wasn't serious, only joking.

Rhanee stepped forward. "Your wearing the skirt!"

Cosmo pushed his spines out, grinning. "Just try and make me!"

Me and Stitch looked at each other. If wearing a hula skirt was going to be such a big deal, I would've told Stitch to keep it.

Rhanee grinned and pushed her second set of arms out. "Alright then." she jumped at Cosmo and knocked him to the floor. She laughed as she rolled over his belly and grabbed the skirt in one of her lower hands. Cosmo backed away from her, a look of pretend fear on his face, and he ran into the lounge. He grinned as Rhanee walked toward him, holding the skirt out in front of her. "Your gonna wear this if I have to tie you down to get it on you!"

Cosmo frowned. "I don't tink so!" he ran forward and lunged at her, pinning her to the ground by her top set of arms.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Angel walk into the room. She pulled a disgusted face when she saw Cosmo and Rhanee. "Cachaga icky! Thats disgusting!" she shuddered. "As much as I don't like you Rhanee, I never thought you would stoop so low as to fall in love with him! Him of all people!" she walked into the kitchen.

Cosmo quickly scrambled off Rhanee. "Sorry..." he muttered, lowering his ears.

She nodded, looking at the floor. Cosmo scratched the back of his neck. No matter now green his fur was, I could still see a tinge of red on his cheeks. I guess Angel got the wrong impression.

Stitch tilted his head. "Uhh...we still do hula?"

I nodded, and Cosmo quickly picked the skirt up and put it on.

I grinned and adjusted the record. Music started to play, and I turned to Cosmo. "Ok. Hula's not that hard. Its really fun, and once you learn the basic steps, your set.

Stitch and Rhanee nodded, making Cosmo roll his eyes. "I tink ya made a mistake."

I frowned slightly. What was he talking about? We havn't even started. "What mistake?"

"I ain't havin' fun."

Stitch laughed. "We naga start yet."

A look of mock suprise spread across Cosmo's face. "No, really? My tiny brain and lack of intelligence couldn't comprehend dat!"" he put a finger to his head and pretended to pull the trigger on an imaginary gun.

I frowned. "Uhh, ok. Anyway...just do what I do, Cosmo. I'll start with the basic steps, then when you've got those, I'll show you what Kumu's teaching us in class."

"Pffff. Whatever."

I stood in front of Cosmo and waited for the right moment to start dancing.

Aloha e aloha e

'Ano 'ai ke aloha e

Aloha e aloha e

A nu ay ki aloha e

I raised my arms above my head and brought them down in front of me in time with the music. I glanced over my shoulder and slimed. Cosmo was actually copying me! I expected him to just stand there with a grumpy look on his face.

There's no place I'd rather be

Than on my surfboard out at sea

Lingering in the ocean blue

And if I had one wish come true

I'd surf till the sunsets

Beyond the horizion

A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi

Lawe mai i ka papa he'e nalu

Flyin by on a Hawiian Roller Coaster Ride

A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi

Lawe mai i ka papa he'e nalu

Pi'i na nalu la lahalaha

O ka moana hanapunapu

Lalala i ka la halahala

Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one

Helehele mai kakou e

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

I spun around then stepped to the left. I moved my arms to the right. I grinned. Cosmo was standing next to Rhanee, watching her intently and copying what she was doing.

There's no place I'd rather be

Than on my surfboard out at sea

Lingering in the ocean blue

And if I had one wish come true

I'd surf till the sunsets

Beyond the horizion

A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi

Lawe mai i ka papa he'e nalu

Flyin by on a Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

I turned so I was facing the side, then I moved my ankle I was standing on so that I was moving to the right. With my other foot, I tapped my heel and toes on the floor. It was the same step that I did with Stitch at our first Hula concert. (A/N: She's doing the step that she and Stitch did at the end of 'Lilo and Stitch.')

I looked over at Cosmo. Stitch and Rhanee were showing him how to do the step.

Hang loose, hang ten howzit, shaka shaka

No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah

Puttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out

Frontside, backside, goffy fotted, wipeout

Lets get jumpin', surfs up and pumpin'

Coastin' with the motion of the ocean

Whirlpools swirlin', cascadin', turnin'

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride!

I looked up as Jumba walked into the room. He grinned when he saw us. I smiled back , but them realised that he was eading towards my record player. I went to call out to him... but it was too late. He kicked the player with his foot. The record jumped and loud music blared.

Where's your 'ead at?

(At, at, at, at, at, at, at)

I slammed my hands over my ears. Rhanee and Stitch did the same. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Cosmo's ears prick up, and he a grin spread across his face. He leapt forward, arms held out at his sides, crossing his feet back and forth in time with the music.

Where's your 'ead at?

(At, at, at, at, at, at, at)

Drop it!

I watched in amazment as Cosmo dropped to all fours, then did a kind of handstand, kicking his kegs back and forth with the beat. It was hard to believe that someone with a belly like his could do that. I was stunned. Jumba's mouth had dropped open, and I could tell he was to.

Ok. You ready?

Operator. (Operator, operator, operator, operator)

Where's your 'ead at?

(At, at, at, at, at, at, at)

Where's your 'ead at?

(At, at, at, at, at, at, at)

I stared at the green experiment as he flipped backwards three times. I'd never seen him be so atheletic before!

Don't let the walls cave in on you

You can live on, live on without 'choo

Don't let the walls cave in on you

You can live on, live on without 'choo--

The music ctopped and I looked in the direction of the record player. Stitch was holding the record on one hand and rubbing his head with the other. It must've gotten too loud for him.

It took a few seconds for Cosmo to realise that the music had stopped, and he slowly stopped dancing and looked around at us. "What?" he asked

Rhanee blinked and shook her head rapidly. "What was that?!"

Cosmo lowered his ears. "Uhh...Breakdancin'. Why?"

"Its amazing!" I said. "Where'd you learn that?"

Jumba snorted. "Considering the amount of time he is watching TV, is probably learning from that." he waved his hand carlessly

Cosmo frowned. "Yeah! I did learn it from da TV. What d'ya tink of dat?" he grinned smugly.

Jumba opened his mouth to answer, but then realised what his creation had said, and he folded his arms.

I grinned. I'd never seen Jumba eat his own words. It was funny...in a way. He narrowed his eyes and stuck his bottom lip out before leaving the room, grumbling.

Rhanee laughed. "He's just like a big kid." she did an impression of him before turning to Cosmo. "Who cares where you learnt it. I think its really cool!"

The green experiment grinned cheekily. He looks so cute when he does that! "Well...I might teach ya some day." he said, wiggling his eyebrows.

I smiled as Rhanee's cheeks turned a light shade of red. Awwww, she's blushing. I'd hever seen her blush before.

I turned around as Stitch stood beside me. "We still dance?"

I nodded. "Yeah, why not."

He grinned and slipped back into his skirt. I turned to Rhanee and Cosmo. "Are you guys still dancing?"

Rhanee nodded, but Cosmo shook his head. "Nah. Not dat dis isn't fun...but I'm not a 'grass skirt person'. Besides, I'm gonna go cabletie da buttons on Jumba's lab coats togever."

Stitch tilted his head. "Gaba?"

"Yeah. I gotta keep my reputation up. I'm annoyin', remember?"

I watched as he slipped out of his skirt and leave the room. Then I started dancing again.

I know. I have crappy taste in music (where's your head at?)

I like breakdancing. These guys came to school and showed us some!

Me and my sister once cabletied our hands together like handcuffs, and we forgot about it, and tried to go seperate ways around a pole!

Ouchies! Anyway, hope you like...