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Chapter 10: Stuck On You.

Jumba

As I walked into the kitchen, I was greeted with a stupid comment from 631.

"Hey, look at Jumba's new toy."

I rolled my eyes. My creation had obviously seen my new invention in my hand. "Is not toy, 631. Is Jumba's new invention."

He went back to his drawing. "I taught (thought) dey already invented da water pistle." he muttered, scribbling on the paper in front of him.

"Is not water pistle!" I growled. "Is Magnet Reverse!"

631 opened his mouth, letting his blue tongue roll out. "Sure it is."

"It is!"

"I don't care! Besides, I ain't even interested in it." He paused for a moment. "Whats it do?"

I was about to answer him when Lilo walked into the room, followed by Rhanee and Stitch. I grinned when I glanced back at my green creation. He was watching Rhanee with an unusual expression on his face, and I thought back to the game of 'Random Question, Serious Answer'.

Rhanee looked up at me. "Whats that?" she asked, pointing at the Magnet Reverse and tilting her head.

"Its a water pistle!" Cosmo shouted, throwing a crayon across the room. "Why will no one listen to me?!"

I ignored him and continued. "Is Magnet Reverse. Is changing magnetic waves from positive to negative, and vice versa."

Cosmo laughed. "Heh. And ya made it why?"

I frowned. If he says one more sarcastic comment, I'll remove his voice box!! I glared at him. "Was bored. Jumba's evil Genius mind is having lots of ideas...and there are being spare parts in lab. Am not going to sit on tiny Earth island and be bored."

Stitch tapped my leg, and I looked down.

"How does Reverse work?" he asked, pointing a claw at it.

I smiled, ignoring another stupid comment from Cosmo, and bent down to his height. "Are you really wanting to see?"

Lilo, Rhanee and Stitch nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah!" they cried, followed by a 'No' from Cosmo.

Ignoring my 'Pain-In-The-Patookie' Experiment, I lead my Niece and two creations into the living room. Once I got there, Lilo, Stitch, and Rhanee sat down on the floor, and I pulled two magnets out of my pocket and placed them on the floor a few centimeters apart.

I looked up as Cosmo plodded into the room and flopped down on the floor. He looked on with slight interest. I smiled. As much as I disliked my sarcastic experiment, I was glad that he was showing some interest. I cleared my throat. "Now, listen carefully. The magnet to your left is having negative charge, and the magnet to your right is positive." I aimed the Magnet Reverse at them. "When Jumba is pulling trigger, a powerful beam of energy will be coming out of gun and hitting magnets, thus resulting in them having opposite charges."

Cosmo frowned. "Uhh...what?"

I sighed. "The Magnet Reverse will be scrambling electromagnetic waves of magnets, and eventually, the positive magnet will be negative, and negative magnet will be positive."

Stitch watched eagerly, making me smile. My creation always was curious.

I re-aimed my invention and pulled the trigger. A neon green beam of energy shot from the nozzle, illuminating the two magnets. Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and thick black smoke spewed from the end of my invention. It filled the room, making my eyes sting, and I tried desperately to shut the Magnet Reverse off, but to no avail, and the beam of energy shot off into the black smoke.

I could hear Lilo and my three creations coughing and choking in the darkness that now filled the room.

"Feebuku! Naga buchita!"

"Oww! Uncle Jumba, turn it off!"

"Dang it Jumba! cough I can't see were da hell I'm goin'!"

"Do something!"

I pressed a button on the side of my invention, and it stopped shaking in my hands. The smoke slowly started to clear, and I could see four little silhouettes stumbling around. I quickly made my way to the window and pushed it open, allowing the smoke to clear quickly. Nani would kill me if she saw it. Note to self: Test inventions first!

A few minutes passed, and the smoke had disappeared. I was about to sink into the couch when Stitch cried out. "Jumba! Cousin maka maka cheemeto!"

I looked up at my blue creation. He was pointing at something. My eyes slowly followed his claw, and they landed on Cosmo and Rhanee...standing closely together.. I looked at them quizzically. "Uhh, why is 399 and 631 standing so close to each other?"

Cosmo glared at me angrily. "We're not!" he walked towards the door, but Rhanee was pulled along behind him and tripped, causing him to fall forwards on the ground. Rhanee toppled down on top of him. Yes. If that was me and my ex-wife...It'd be very embarrassing.

My green creation tried to push Rhanee off him, but for some reason, he couldn't, and she rolled over him and face planted into the floor. She glared at him, rubbing her nose. It was like some sort of invisible force was holding her down.

I frowned and walked towards my creations. I bent down and helped them to their feet before examining them closely, much to Cosmo's annoyance. Strange. The fur on their shoulders looked like it was...fussed together?! That would explain why neither of them could move away from each other. They were stuck together!

Cosmo looked down at his shoulder, then glared up at me. Heh, I guess he just realised what had happened. Now I'll have some explaining to do.

"Jumba," he growled through gritted teeth. "What did ya do?!"

I ran a hand over my head, trying to think of an easy way to explain what happened. "Well, if calculations are being correct, Jumba has...accidentally...given one of you negative charge, and the other positive charge."

My green creation's mouth dropped open, and he stood there gawking at me insamely. "Ya IDIOT!! Didn't ya test ya stupid gun!?" he pointed a finger at me accusingly. "And ya call yaself an Evil Genius! You suck!" he stormed out of the room, taking Rhanee with him. I watched as they disappeared around the doorframe before sinking down onto the couch.

MWAHAHAHA!!

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