Title: Pinch Me
Characters/Pairings: Obi-Wan, Anakin
A/N: Humor ahoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars.
Someone pinch me; I'm sure I must be dreaming.
Normally, Obi-Wan Kenobi would consider such a thing too melodramatic to touch on in speech or even thought. He likes to think he has a bit more dignity than that—he's not an actor after all, and even actors sound a little silly when they say things like that.
However, this is a perfectly reasonable excuse to be using that hackneyed line, for Anakin has just broken the laws of reality yet again.
How has everyone's favorite bratty Padawan managed this, you ask? By actually meditating without complaint or having to be told to by his Master. Anyone witnessing this spectacle with some knowledge of the offender's background would have to agree that this is an earth-shattering event.
"Anakin…"
The eleven-year-old opens one blue eyes with something like annoyance written on his face. "Yes, Master?"
Obi-Wan stares at him. "You're meditating. Calmly."
Anakin nods with starkly uncharacteristic calm. "Yes Master, I am."
If this is a dream, it's a pleasant one. Obi-Wan decides that if he's sleeping, he wouldn't mind staying asleep for a few more hours, so he sits down by Anakin and they both meditate.