A/N: Sorry guys. I seriously don't know what the hell is wrong with me! But I'm making a come back since it's summer again and I'm gonna do my best to finish up ALL of my unfinished stories, starting with the this one and Trapped (: So enjoy!

Chapter Five

"ITACHI, SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Sasuke yelled at him as he leaned forward in the back seat, his hand still firmly in place, sending a glare towards his mocking brother.

"Sasuke Uchiha, January 25, 2:35 p.m." Itachi was saying as he tried his best not to laugh his ass off in between words.

He angled his phone at Sasuke's crotch to get the black mail that he wanted.

"Right now Sasuke has a MASSIVE ERECTION." Itachi was saying as he continued to video Sasuke on his phone.

"Itachi you perverted fuck I'm gonna kick your ass!" Sasuke made a swipe for the phone but Itachi pulled it out of his reach.

"Shit, I got a text." Itachi cursed as he stopped recording.

"Uh, Sasuke. It's about you."

Sasuke ignored his older brother as he tried to think of things that turned him off.

"Tell Sasuke that he is to apologize to Sakura as soon as he gets home. I'll be sure to ask Sakura about it when I get there. Mrs. Uchiha and I are going out on a HoT DaTe."

Itachi read the last part in a semi disgusted tone. He hated it when his dad sent him text messages. He always managed to make it weird.

Parents just shouldn't text, and that was that.

He got into the car and started it up, not attempting to hold in his amusement as he began to tease his brother.

"I'm not to sure if I can trust you around our little step sister now that you're suddenly having urges." he gave a dark chuckle.

"Poor Sakura wouldn't know what hit her!" he laughed again at his own clever innuendo.

Itachi drove a little while longer. They were about a minute from the house when Itachi looked in his rear view mirror and saw the agitated look on his brothers face.

"I don't know what the hell is up your ass today. It's not like you and Sakura had sex." He glanced back at Sasuke, observing the way his brows knitted together more than usual.

"Oh. No way…you and Sakura…..had sex…YOU AND SAKURA HAD SEX!" he swerved to the side but quickly corrected himself as a huge grin found its way onto his face.

Sasuke's silence might as well have been a recorded confession in Itachi's opinion.

"Shut up, idiot. It was a long time ago."

It's not like he was ashamed of it. I mean it was one of his favorite memories. Just now was not the time to talk about it when he was about to face the angry girl and give her an apology. He hated apologies. And he didn't need these memories popping into his head when he needed to be as sincere as possible.

"Sakura," the usually enthusiastic blond sounded a bit cautious.

"Yes Naruto?" She asked, not really focusing on their conversation. Her thoughts were occupied by a certain Uchiha. And not the one that made her weak in the knees and spilled coffee all over her. Not anymore at least. She wasn't that naïve little girl anymore.

"Did you and Sasuke ever date?"

Damn. Of course he had to ask.

"I'd never date that lousy guy." she spat, unintentionally freaking him out a little.

This wasn't a lie. Well, it wasn't necessarily a lie. It was just complicated. They'd never exactly dated. They did however have a few, encounters.

Sakura cringed at the memories. 'My least favorite.' She tried to tell herself as she ignored the blush that found it's way onto her cheeks.

"Well, we're here." He said, motioning to Sakura's home.

"Thanks for the ride Naruto. And thanks for the shirt." she said to him before she got out of the car and waved a short goodbye.

She faced her home and began the short walk to the front door.

She reached for the doorknob but it opened before she could touch it.

Instinctively her features became agitated, thinking it was the younger Uchiha coming to apologize like he was always forced to do.

Instead, her insides melted when she saw Itachi standing in the door way.

"Hello Sakura. You're a little late don't you think?" there was something strange in his voice. Something a little personal that she couldn't quite put her finger on. Oh well. Whatever it was it made her already fuzzy thoughts even fuzzier.

"Uh, yeah I guess." she managed out before trying to step passed him.

He suddenly grabbed her upper arm and pulled her inside quickly, shutting the door behind them.

Before she could ask what the hell he was trying to pull his face was as close as it had ever been to hers and he was kissing her.

What the hell was she supposed to do? Should she kiss back? Why would he kiss her?

Just when she thought her head was going to explode from confusion Itachi pulled away quickly and she saw him rubbing the back of his head, half smirking and half grimacing.

He winked in her direction and turned to walk away, revealing a fuming Uchiha with a mixing spoon raised above his head, obviously used to strike Itachi in the back of his head.

Sakura couldn't help but feel a little glad. Sure, Itachi was gorgeous and dreamy, but he sure as hell couldn't kiss her.

What the hell made him think she would want him to anyway?

Suddenly she fixed a hard glare in Sasuke's direction.

"You."

"What?" he asked, sounding annoyed and not really paying attention as he lowered the big spoon which he had previously been using to mix some brownie mix.

He turned back to face her just in time to see she was gone.

"You told him!" he heard her shout from behind him just as she jumped on his back and put him in a sorry excuse of a choke hold.

He stumbled over to the couch while prying her arms from around his neck and throwing her onto the cushions. He straddled her legs while he held her arms as far away from his face as possible.

She was leaning against the back of the couch, glaring at the guy in front of her.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Who was he fooling? He knew exactly what she was talking about. And to make matters worse. She was right. He had told him.

"Nothing." she said stubbornly and turned her head to the side. "Now get off."

Sasuke sighed.

"I'm sorry about lunch today."

"Yeah sure you are. Fugaku texted Itachi again huh?" she asked, still sounding annoyed.

Her interrogation was interrupted by the ringing of the phone. Sasuke mentally thanked Kami for the perfect timing.

Sakura reached over and picked up the cordless as Sasuke got off of her and went back into the kitchen.

"Hello?" Sakura answered, not doing a very good job of hiding her unhappiness.

Sasuke mixed the brownie mix as quietly as possible, shamelessly trying to listen to his step sisters conversation.

But something was a little off….

She wasn't saying anything.

Just as he was about to put the spoon down and walk back in to spy on her he saw her walk into a kitchen, a strange pep in her step. She had that smug expression on that made even Sasuke a bit worried .

"It's for you." she said before shoving the phone in his direction. He took the phone, glaring at the giddy girl before him who had, for reasons not yet known to him, decided to stay and watch him talk on the phone.

"Hello?" he asked carefully.

"Oh my gosh Sasuke hey! It's Karin from school. We have to hang out."

Oh. That's why Sakura was smirking.

Well actually now she was laughing. Not too loud, but she was still being pretty obnoxious about it.

Sasuke made a disgusted face before answering.

"I can't, I have to take my step sister Sakura Haruno to her gynecologist appointment. She's been having problems." the words left his mouth before he could even think of the consequences.

Sasuke locked eyes with Sakura. Her green eyes were huge and her cheeks were a dark pink.

"Sasuke…." she growled.

"Don't worry about me Sasuke! I have a ride, you can go have a crazy night out with whoever that is!" she yelled as loud as she could, trying not to strangle the guy in front of her.

Sasuke tried to think of what to say to recover but it was too late. Soon Karin started whispering sexual ideas into his ear and lowering her voice to try and make it sound sexy.

He could feel the bile rising in his throat and he quickly hung up.

A strange feeling washed over him. He felt…dirty. Violated. He wondered if this was how Sakura felt back at the old school they went to.

After news got around that she had slept with the infamous Sasuke Uchiha, her reputation went down the drain and guys couldn't keep their comments to themselves.

Sure, Sasuke may have exaggerated a little, but he didn't think his peers were going to go that far. Besides, he had been a bit younger then, not much, but enough to make him start regretting the things he had done.

He had also never met anyone quite like Karin. She was so forward, and suggestive.

She also couldn't take a hint. How the hell had she gotten his number anyway?

He sighed. It was going to be a long week. His frustration increased when he remembered that this particular Friday didn't lead to relaxation. It lead to detention.

Before Sasuke could continue to mope he remembered that he was currently still in the same room as a girl who wanted to kill him.

He quickly glanced around the room, trying to spot any sign of pink hair.

He heard a thud come from the direction of his room, followed by a gasp. And that gasp did not seem like it was coming from a happy camper.

He ran to his room, bursting through the door with an angry expression on his face. Unfortunately, that angry expression was soon replaced with shock.

Sakura was kneeling by his bedside, three playboys that used to be shoved under his bed were spread out in front of her. But that's not what made his blood run cold. The fact that she was currently holding a very old picture of herself that Sasuke seemed to have not gotten rid of yet, was what made him start to panic.

Despite the fact that he was the one who should have been keeping his mouth shut. Sasuke just couldn't seem to stop himself from getting under her skin.

"Well what are you gonna do? Tell Mom?" he smirked, leaning against the doorway as he observed her infuriated posture.

There was no was she'd ever-

"Yep." he heard her say just as she pulled her cell phone out of her pocket.

'Shit'

Okay so, since this story is a little on the funny side, something funny happened to me today and I thought I'd share (; I know this might be a little TMI, but whatever. So I was getting my 10 year old cousins to help me clean my room (because I'm a lazy 18 year old bastard) and he started opening my book sack that I had just brought back from my friends. It's that time of the month and so I had stuffed some extra pads in there along with the tampons, just incase. As soon as he started to open it I was like "NO DON'T!" But that just made him open it faster. As soon as he saw the pads he was all like, OMG WHAT'S THAT? I tried to tell him it was just girl stuff but he kept nagging. Finally he asked me "Is that condoms?" I looked at him, kind of offended and told him "No it's for my period."

He said "Oh. Ew." and then left.

I obviously laughed my ass off.

On another random note, does anyone out there sleep with socks on besides me?

ANYWAYS. Review! Sorry again for being a dummy and waiting a year (literally) to get back in the swing of things!