Uzu didn't know who the guy she was holding at kunai point was all she knew was that he was probably a pervert, and was up to no good.

He had been stairing just a little too intently at Hinata as she passed him, and Uzu didn't like it. Not one little bit. What she didn't know was that the man on his knees, in the bushes in front of her was her sensei. And said sensei was planning her early demise in a very creative way. He was currently imagining porky pines and their quills shoved some place real uncomfortable. Unfortunatly she was already at her limit, if he decided to fight her she would get really hurt, but he didn't know that; thank god.

"What are you doing here, pervert?" Uzu hissed as she gripped the dark green vest covering his torso in one of her hands and pulled him slowly to his feet. Shit he was taller than her. She checked out his wide shoulders, then let her eyes drift down his back to his butt, (something about his tight ass was familiar), then let her eyes drift lower to his legs. Mmm, he certainly was a delishious looking dish. Now if only she could see his face, and get his name.

Kakashi wasn't a fool.

Never had been, never would be. He knew the person holding a kunai to his throat was Naruto in his female form. He had seen the kid use his transfermation jutsu enough times to know what the blond would look like, and also what he sounded like. But hearing the word 'pervert' spoken with such disdain and loathing really did hurt his pride a bit. Still he moved slowly and only as the blond allowed him to.

"I was looking for someone. I wanted he was okay." Kakashi said, his deep satiny voice was probably what caused his former student to grab him by the shoulder and take the kunai away from his throat long enough to spin him around so that he was facing the blond. And holy shit, he had been expecting something good looking but the female form his former student had taken this time was mind blowingly sexy. In fact Kakashi had to resist the urge to fucking rape the teen.

The damn brat was out in the open without a shirt, or his pants. Long silvery blond hair fell to the middle of the teens back, and fraimed the hauntingly lovely face. Pale skin, like Sai's. Sparkling red eyes surrounded by sooty lashes. Pale pink lips, there were no whisker marks on her cheeks, a long slender neck that like Hinata's was sporting a hicky, her breasts were'nt as obsenely big as Tsunade's but they were still pretty big; the nipples were the same color as her lips, they were tight little nubs. Kakashi stared at her breasts, then took in the rest of her, a flat stomach, red silk panties covered the place between her long slender legs. Kakashi suddenly wanted to see what was under her panties badly. His cock was hard and aching to the point of pain.

Naruto must have realized his little problem because the brat was staring shamlessly at his crotch. Kakashi's cock jerked as if trying to say 'look at me' and Kakashi could have died of mortification on the spot. Uzu gave a soft laugh. Poor Kakashi, he must be really uncomfortable right now.

"I think it likes the attention. What about you sensei? Do you like the attention too?" Uzu asked in a teasing manner as she let Kakashi go. He didn't know how he should respond to his former student when his 'problem' obviously did like the attention. When Kakashi didn't respond to her teasing Uzu sighed and walked over to the stunned man and stopped just shy of having her breasts touch his chest and staired at him for a moment before saying,

"Stop looking so embaressed, this is a natral reaction to another person. Since this is my fault I'll take care of it for you."

Kakashi blinked his visable eye at her/him...whatever he didn't really care any more.

The teen was already working his unfastening his pants and pulling his weeping cock from his pants.

"Hey, wait. You dont have to do-" that was as far as Kakashi got because he almost bit his tongue when the teen licked the tip, and then took him into her mouth and started to suck.

"Ahhh!" Kakashi cried out and his legs nearly buckled at the intense pleasure he felt. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! He chanted in his mind as she gripped his hips and pulled him closer to her causing his dick to go farther into her mouth. Kakashi tried to get a hold of himself and finally managed to do so when he bit his wrist hard enough to shred the skin through his mask. Pushing her away before he could cum.

"Kakashi?" Uzu said his name almost like a question. He stood several feet away from her trying to hold himself in check. It was the most difficult thing he had ever done before in his twenty somthing years. What the hell was the little fool trying to do? Kakashi was his/her former sensei, it would look unprofessional for the two of them to do such things with each other. Still he had'nt ever reacted like that to a blow job before. He had never reacted to anything sexual like that before. While he was trying to figure out what was going on; Uzu stood and went and got her clothes and got dressed.

Kakashi studied her in the dimming sunlight. Something felt off to him. Naruto's new female body felt off to him. Like it was more than an elabrite illusion. Like as long as Naruto wanted he could live his life as a girl if he really wanted. As soon as that thought slipped into his mind he started to freak out. An automatic fucking sex change! One that could be used at will. Holy shit! Did Tsunade know about this?

Did Iruka?

Jiraiya? Was anyone aware of Naruto's ability to change himself to a girl on a genetic level? "We need to see Tsunade!" Kakashi almost yelled at the girl standing in front of him as he grabbed her wrist and teleported both of them from the cemetary to Tsunade's office. Where Yamoto, Sakura and Sai were all having a meeting with the woman Hokage.

Tsunade had been about to say something when someone arrived in a puff of smoke and two bodies landed on her desk. One landed on her feet and...was that Kakashi? lying on her desk. With Uzu's foot on his face, with her arms crossed over her breasts; looking pissed. Tsunade's eyes widened at the sight. She had known that the day would come when everyone would find out that 'Naruto' was in fact a girl, but she had hoped that she would be dead by the time it happened.

Unfortunatly fate was apparently conspiring against her and the rest of the brotherhood. The Twilight Empress, stood before the occupents in the office in all her demonic beauty, her jacket hung off of her shoulders, her hair was tousled, there was a hicky on her neck, her pants were still unfastened and hung low on her hips as she stomped Kakashi a few more times.

Uzu looked at Tsunade when the woman finally managed to recover from her inital shock and cleared her throat. Red eyes glanced at her before the girl smiled and greeted her.

"Hey, baa-chan. Sorry for the interuption but the retard dragged me here before I could straiten everything out properly." Uzu said happily as she stomped Kakashi one last time and jumped down off of her desk. Landing next to her on the floor then moved to the window and sat down on the window sill.

"I can see that. So how exactly did he come to find you in this state?" Tsunade asked completely forgetting about the other people in the room. "I was...spending some time with Hinata, and he interrupted. So I sent her home." Uzu said as she spun a strand of her silver blond hair around her finger tip. A nervous habit that she had developed as a child.

By the time Uzu had finished speaking Kakashi had pulled himself together enough to shout, "You mean you knew about Naruto's ability this whole fucking time?"

Making everyone in the office jump except for Uzu who just sighed and stood up. "Of course she knew. She is'nt the best medic nin for nothing." Uzu said as she stepped in front of Tsunade as if to protect her from Kakashi's wrath.