Disclaimer: Once again I do not own Naruto

As Itachi runs off to look for Sasuke, a pair of figures whispers in the shadows

"Did you see what I saw, Zetsu-kun?" whispers one

"Yeah, I did. I can't believe Itachi really killed Kisame." said Zetsu.

"And I thought they were such good friends," said the other half of Zetsu.

"But did you SEE it? He puked his lungs out! I mean you don't see that every day," whispered the one is so annoying he must be Tobi.

"Yes Tobi, I saw it," black-half Zetsu replied, "But we are a cannibal who has a long history of eating people, I don't see how you keep forgetting that?"

"Yes, but did you SEE-

"YES TOBI WE F*****G SAW IT!" yelled white-half Zetsu.

"Quiet, Zetsu-kun, Itachi might hear us," whispered Tobi.

Both halves of Zetsu do a face-palm.

"Anyway down to business," whispers black-half Zetsu.

Zetsu creeps toward Kisame's corpse and closes his venus fly-trap head around it. After a few minutes of disturbing crunching, the fly-trap opens with the corpse gone.

"We should report this to Leader-sama," whispers Tobi.

"Yes, we should," whispers black-half Zetsu, "but one of us also needs to trail Itachi."

"All right," says white-half Zetsu, "but its always so hard being apart from you."

"Shut up you baby and just get it over with," says black-half Zetsu.

Zetsu splits in half, with one half black and one half white.

"I never knew you guys were twins!" cries Tobi.

Double face-palm

Later at the Akatsuki meeting in a familiar cave behind a waterfall…

A group of flickering, transparent figures wearing cloaks with a red cloud pattern stood in a circle in the middle of the cave.

"Is everyone here?" asked Pain.

"It would appear so," replied Konan.

"So what is this meeting about anyway?" asked black-half Zetsu, the one assigned to go to the meeting.

"We need to deal with Itachi," replied Pain.

"Bah, shouldn't we be going after the remaining Jinchuriki?" asked Hidan, "That's a hell of a lot more exciting than going after Itachi."

"I'll go! I hate Itachi!" Deidara cried willingly.

"Ohhhh! Pick me! Pick me! I want to go with Deidara-sempai!" Tobi cried jumping up and down with excitement.

"Well, you are his partner, so you have permission to go." Said Konan, annoyed by the orange-masked optimist.

"Try not to completely destroy him," added Kakuzu, "remember he needs to be recognizable to get the bounty for his head."

"All right, meeting adjourned," Pain said.

The transparent figures vanished, leaving the waterfall cave empty and quiet.

This fan fiction is taking place after Sasori died, but before the death of Hidan and Kakuzu. If you don't like it stop reading! More on the way and REVIEW!